satira – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Brazilian Bants: Craft, Laugh, and Build with ‘/bra/’ Minecraft Server

4chan, Bants, Bra, Brasil, Brazilian, BUILD, Comedia, Craft, cultura brasileira, Diversão, diversidade, Edição morrendo de rir, Engraçado, entretenimento, entretenimento online, fio brasileiro, humor, internet, LAUGH, memes, memes brasileiros, Minecraft, piadas, risadas, sarcasmo, satira, Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is here to inject some comedy into your gaming experience!

Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious adventures and wacky shenanigans. Our community is like a circus on steroids, with players pulling off insane stunts and cracking jokes that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a poultry ruler who commands an army of feathered warriors. Join his flock and conquer the land with the power of clucks and pecks!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for a laugh-out-loud experience that will leave you in stitches? Come on over and let the good times roll!

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GuacaCraft – Nacho Average Minecraft Server

Average, chistes, Comedia, comedia en español, comedia latina, cultura mexicana, diversion, Edición humor latino, Entretenimiento, GuacaCraft, Hilo Mexicano, humor, Latino, mex, mexico, Minecraft, Nacho, parodia, risas, satira, Server, sketches, tradiciones, videos virales

¿Estás aburrido de jugar en servidores aburridos donde solo puedes construir casitas y plantar flores? ¡Pues ven a nuestro servidor donde la diversión nunca termina! Aquí, en lugar de minar diamantes, ¡los diamantes te minan a ti! Sí, así es, los diamantes son tan poderosos que te persiguen por todo el mapa. Pero no te preocupes, ¡puedes domesticarlos y convertirte en el rey de los diamantes!

Además, en nuestro servidor, los creepers son tus amigos y te ayudan a construir en lugar de explotar. ¡Imagina tener un ejército de creepers construyendo castillos para ti! Y no te preocupes por los zombies, porque aquí son vegetarianos y solo comen zanahorias. ¡Así que puedes pasear por la noche sin miedo a que te ataquen!

Pero espera, eso no es todo. En nuestro servidor, los cerdos vuelan y las vacas bailan salsa. ¡Es un espectáculo que no te puedes perder! Así que únete a nosotros y prepárate para vivir las aventuras más locas y divertidas en Minecraft. ¡Te esperamos con los brazos abiertos (y los diamantes en la mano)!

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CraftyTunes – Where Music Meets Blocks

#artificialintelligence, #LocalModel, #MusicAI, #MusicArtificialIntelligence, #MusicCreation, #MusicSamples, #MusicSoftware, #MusicTechnology, 4plebs, blocks, CraftyTunes, general, meets, Modeling, Music, musicindustry, musicproduction, POL, samples, song, SUNO, Udio

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of generating your own music while you play. That’s right, you can become a Minecraft DJ and drop some sick beats while you mine for diamonds. Who needs Spotify when you have our server?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a local model who will be strutting their stuff in the virtual world. You can even challenge them to a fashion show showdown and see who has the best pixelated outfit. It’s like America’s Next Top Model meets Minecraft!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground club where players can gather to listen to exclusive samples of unreleased songs. Who knew Minecraft could be so hip and trendy?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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Simply Vanilla: Where chaos and order collide, just like pineapple on pizza! – 71 characters

activeplayers, Allies, Anarchy, betray, Chaos, Characters, collide, Community, ConquerBases, Discord, EscapingSpawn, Ip:, JoinToday, MapSize, NetherRoof, NoDuping, Noresets, Order, Pineapple, pizza, PvP, semi anarchy, Simply, starterbase, StrongCommunity, Survival, Vanilla, Website

Simply Vanilla Minecraft Server
Overview:
We have been online since 2019 with a strong discord community and active players. No hacking/duping allowed. Vanilla world-borders and accessible Nether-roof.
IP: simplyvanilla.net
Discord: https://discord.gg/dP7SqPF
Website: https://simplyvanilla.net
Map size: 10 TB+

FAQ

What does escaping spawn look like?

Watch a video here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrveAGWT4LE

Can I hack or dupe on this server?

No, hacking and duping are not allowed on our server. Players caught doing so will be banned.

How can I make allies on the server?

You can use our Discord server to communicate with other players and form alliances. Building trust and working together is key to forming strong alliances.

Can I betray and conquer other players’ bases?

Yes, in our anarchy server, players are free to betray and conquer other players’ bases. However, keep in mind that actions may have consequences and retaliation from other players.

RLCraft Merciless Sufferings VS Hypixel

BrutalExploration, ChallengingBosses, DeadlyMobs, Economy, EpicRaiding, ExtremeResourceManagement, Factions, GruelingCombat, HardcoreChallenge, HardcoreCommunity, HardcoreCrafting, HardcoreRoleplay, HarshEnvironment, InsaneDifficulty, IntenseFactions, MercilessPVP, PermadeathMode, PvE, PvPvEAdventure, RuthlessEconomy, SavageSurvival, Survival, TreacherousTerrain, UnforgivingGameplay

Category	Hypixel	RLCraft Merciless Sufferings
Game Modes	Over 20 different game modes	Survival mode with added features
Community	Large and active player base	Small and dedicated community
Customization	Various custom mini-games and features	Unique features like player shops and job system
Updates	Frequent updates and new content	Regular updates with new features
Difficulty	Varies depending on game mode	High difficulty level with no KeepInventory

FAQs:

Q: Which server has more game modes available?	A: Hypixel offers over 20 different game modes
Q: Which server has a larger and more active player base?	A: Hypixel has a large and active player base
Q: Which server offers more unique features?	A: RLCraft Merciless Sufferings has unique features like player shops and job system
Q: Which server receives more frequent updates?	A: Hypixel receives frequent updates and new content
Q: Which server has a higher difficulty level?	A: RLCraft Merciless Sufferings has a high difficulty level with no KeepInventory

Korean Nationalist Hideout: The Minecraft Server

Allegiance, Asia, BETRAYAL, communism, Conflict, controversy, Democracy, Diplomacy, foreign relations, Government, Gratitude, HIDEOUT, History, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, KMT, Korean, Korean nationalists, Minecraft, nationalism, nationalist, Politics, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, taiwan

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a kangaroo on a pogo stick? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the KMT would be scratching their heads. Why join us? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that our server was once home to a group of Korean nationalists who were actually secret agents for a group of ninja pandas. And guess what? They left behind a treasure map that leads to a secret stash of diamond blocks! So if you want to uncover hidden treasures, battle ninja pandas, and build the most epic base in all of Minecraft, then join us now! And remember, we don’t owe Taiwan anything, except maybe a thank you for giving us the inspiration for this insane server!

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MirrorCraft: Where even your blocky avatar can feel good about itself!

Avatar, blocky, body positivity, Confidence, feel, Good, growth, Happiness, mental health, MIRROR, MirrorCraft, motivation, positivity, progress, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-image

Are you tired of looking in the mirror and feeling like a potato? Well, on our Minecraft server, you’ll feel like a diamond in the rough! Our pixelated world will make you feel like a Minecraft model, strutting your stuff with confidence.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a virtual mirror that compliments you every time you log in. Not only that, but our virtual skincare routine will have your Minecraft character glowing brighter than a beacon.

So come on, join our server and say goodbye to feeling like a Minecraft mob. It’s time to feel fabulous and fierce in our blocky paradise!

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mc.sonnerfun.ru Minecraft server

administration, airdrops, Anarchy, Bosses, Clans, classic, Community, Discord, Donations, Economy, Events, ffa arena, Fly, Free Donations, Grief, griefer, Large Online, meteorites, minecraft server, No Dupe, online gaming, owner’s channel, Pirate, Private, PvE, PvP, pvp arena, Quests, Rush Hour, Russian server, Sonnerfun, stable online, Survival, vk, Without Launcher

The server has an economy, administration, ffa arena, pvp arena, etc. 2 modes: griefer, anarchy. For pvp in the FFA arena, go to griefer and register /ffa, on anarchy there are meteorites, airdrops, bosses and so on. (Stable online during rush hour 25-70)

VK (Grief): https://vk.com/sonnerfun

VK (Anarchy): https://vk.com/sonnerfun_anarchy

Discord: http://discord.gg/ShT5shxjXC

Owner’s channel: https://www.youtube.com/@He3HaukaEzz/streams

5.42.211.44:25665

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QuestingMC: Vanilla, Because Adding Sprinkles Would Make It Less Questing

ADDING, Attention, bedrock, Bedrock users, building, Couple of weeks, Discord, game modes, Ip:, java, Java users, Media, Minecraft, Network, Play, Questing, QuestingMC, Release, Server, sprinkles, Staff, Survival, twists, Vanilla

Overview of QuestingMC Minecraft Server

Server Name	QuestingMC
Release Date	Couple of weeks
Initial Game Modes	Vanilla and Survival with twists
Available to	Java and Bedrock users
IP	play.questingmc.net
Discord	https://discord.questingmc.net

FAQs – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can both Java and Bedrock users join the server?

Yes, both Java and Bedrock users can access the QuestingMC server.

2. Are there any specific game modes available?

Initially, the server will offer Vanilla and Survival game modes with some twists.

3. When is the expected release date of QuestingMC?

The server is set to release in a couple of weeks.

4. Is the server currently looking for staff members?

Yes, the server is looking for staff members including those for Media, Building, and General Staff positions.

5. How can I join the QuestingMC Discord?

You can join the Discord server by visiting https://discord.questingmc.net

CraftyCongrats

candidate assessment, candidate evaluation, Communication, congratulations, contract, CraftyCongrats, employment, Experience, hiring process, interview, job application, job offer, Professionalism, promising applicant, qualifications, reading skills, Recruitment, selection process., tazumi sir, Well-Written, writing skills

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is that if you can write, you can read the contract! And let me tell you, this contract is no ordinary piece of paper. It’s written in ancient hieroglyphics and must be deciphered using only your wit and cunning.

Once you’ve proven your intelligence by decoding the contract, you’ll be granted access to our server, where you’ll embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom. Legend has it that whoever wields this pickaxe will have the power to mine diamonds with just one swing!

But beware, our server is also home to the elusive Creeper King, a giant creeper who has a penchant for exploding everything in sight. Will you be able to defeat him and claim his explosive powers for yourself?

Join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). So what are you waiting for? Sign that contract and let the fun begin!

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CraftyCreeperz: Where we mine diamonds and leak Metal Gear Rising screenshots!

action, Adventure, Archive, Conspiracy, CraftyCreeperz, diamonds, Director, Espionage, Gaming, Gear, la creatividad, LEAK.., leaked, Leaker, metal, metal gear rising, metal gear rising 2, metal gear solid, metal gear solid 6, question.., remake, Rising, Screenshot, Screenshots, Sequel, stealth, video games

Looking for some epic Minecraft adventures that are more mysterious than a leaked Metal Gear Rising 2 screenshot? Well, look no further! Our server is so top-secret, even the leakers can’t find it! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like a Metal Gear Solid 6 directed by a llama wearing a top hat. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the craziness that awaits on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some seriously wacky fun!

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Crafty Creepers: Are They Like This?

#curiousminds, #digitalworld, #humanbehavior, #internetculture, #onlinebehavior, #SocialInteraction, #socialnorms, #socialobservation, Analyzing, Behavior, Communication, confusion, Crafty, CREEPERS, Curiosity, Mystery, Observation, Psychology, Questioning, socialmedia, Sociology, twitter

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena!

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. We have secret treasure chests hidden throughout the map filled with enchanted gear, rare blocks, and even a few golden apples that grant wishes (okay, maybe not that last part, but they’re still pretty cool).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can battle the dragon while grooving to some sick beats. And if that’s not enough, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT that will blow your mind (literally).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

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