satira – New Minecraft Servers (March 2025)

Brazilian Bants: Craft, Laugh, and Build with ‘/bra/’ Minecraft Server
4chan, Bants, Bra, Brasil, Brazilian, BUILD, Comedia, Craft, cultura brasileira, Diversão, diversidade, Edição morrendo de rir, Engraçado, entretenimento, entretenimento online, fio brasileiro, humor, internet, LAUGH, memes, memes brasileiros, Minecraft, piadas, risadas, sarcasmo, satira, Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is here to inject some comedy into your gaming experience!
Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious adventures and wacky shenanigans. Our community is like a circus on steroids, with players pulling off insane stunts and cracking jokes that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a poultry ruler who commands an army of feathered warriors. Join his flock and conquer the land with the power of clucks and pecks!
So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for a laugh-out-loud experience that will leave you in stitches? Come on over and let the good times roll!

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GuacaCraft – Nacho Average Minecraft Server
Average, chistes, Comedia, comedia en español, comedia latina, cultura mexicana, diversion, Edición humor latino, Entretenimiento, GuacaCraft, Hilo Mexicano, humor, Latino, mex, mexico, Minecraft, Nacho, parodia, risas, satira, Server, sketches, tradiciones, videos virales
¿Estás aburrido de jugar en servidores aburridos donde solo puedes construir casitas y plantar flores? ¡Pues ven a nuestro servidor donde la diversión nunca termina! Aquí, en lugar de minar diamantes, ¡los diamantes te minan a ti! Sí, así es, los diamantes son tan poderosos que te persiguen por todo el mapa. Pero no te preocupes, ¡puedes domesticarlos y convertirte en el rey de los diamantes!
Además, en nuestro servidor, los creepers son tus amigos y te ayudan a construir en lugar de explotar. ¡Imagina tener un ejército de creepers construyendo castillos para ti! Y no te preocupes por los zombies, porque aquí son vegetarianos y solo comen zanahorias. ¡Así que puedes pasear por la noche sin miedo a que te ataquen!
Pero espera, eso no es todo. En nuestro servidor, los cerdos vuelan y las vacas bailan salsa. ¡Es un espectáculo que no te puedes perder! Así que únete a nosotros y prepárate para vivir las aventuras más locas y divertidas en Minecraft. ¡Te esperamos con los brazos abiertos (y los diamantes en la mano)!

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> Watch Dogs is Unrealsiti – Minecraft SMP
Action-Adventure, Chicago, Conspiracy, crime, Cyberpunk, Dogs, futuristic, gameplay, HACKING, Minecraft, multiplayer, open world, Protagonist, smp, stealth, Surveillance, Technology, ubisoft, unrealistic, Unrealsiti, video game, Vigilante, virtual reality, watch, WatchDogs
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a real-life episode of Watchdogs!
Join our insane Minecraft SMP where players are constantly hacking into each other’s bases, setting traps with redstone contraptions, and even staging elaborate heists to steal each other’s loot.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own mafia and will stop at nothing to protect their precious emerald trade.
So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with espionage, betrayal, and maybe even a little bit of romance (we can’t promise anything), then join our server today! Just be prepared to watch your back at all times because you never know who might be plotting against you.

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Minecraft Server: Update or Bust
Bust, community engagement, delisted, early access, game abandonment, game communication, game development, game maintenance, game management, game oversight, Game Progress, game quality, game removal, game support, game transparency, game updates, gaming industry, long tail, Minecraft, player feedback, Server, Steam, update, Updates
Are you tired of boring, outdated Minecraft servers that haven’t been updated in ages? Look no further! Our server is so cutting-edge that if an early access game goes 6+ months without an update, it should be delisted off Steam, we’re always ahead of the game! Join us for the most epic adventures and craziest shenanigans you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a team of super intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of coding. So come on, dive into the madness and join us today!

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Wacky Minecraft SMP Songs
#youtube, favorite music, favorite songs, Lyrics, Mannerbund, Minecraft, Music, music community, music discovery, music discovery platform, music enthusiasts, music lovers, music playlist suggestions, music playlists, music recommendations, music sharing, music streaming, Playlists, smp, song lyrics, song procurement, songs, Wacky, WN songs
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft world!
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden apples, and even a secret society called the Mannerbund who control the fate of the server with their mystical powers.
But that’s not all! We also have a jukebox filled with the weirdest and wildest songs you’ve ever heard. From cat meows to zombie groans, you’ll never know what you’ll hear next.
So come join us on this insane adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky Minecraft SMP!

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ForsakenCraft
Builder, Challenges, Community, Conquer, Custom Plugins, Economy, Events, Explore, Friends, Fun, market, PvP, Rewards, Skills, smp, strategy, Survival, Trading, warrior
Why should you join? Our SMP isn’t just any ordinary server – we’ve packed it with amazing plugins to take your Minecraft experience to the next level. With unique features designed to enhance gameplay, you’ll enjoy: A Thriving Economy – Trade, earn, and dominate the market! Intense PVP Mechanics – Challenge and conquer your enemies. Custom Plugins – Build, explore, and survive with exclusive tools. Community Events – Compete in challenges and win epic rewards!
Bring your friends or make new ones as you rise to the top in a server where strategy, skill, and fun collide. Whether you’re a builder, a trader, or a fierce warrior, there’s a place for everyone here!
ForsakenCraft.us

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Crafty Cancer Chronicles Minecraft Server
Anon, Awareness, Cancer, Chronicles, Community, Crafty, el salvador, fight against cancer, health, Hope, inspiration, Journey, Minecraft, motivation, overcoming challenges, Personal story, positivity, resilience, Server, sharing, solidarity, strength, Support, survivor, Treatment
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only currency is llama spit and the only rule is to never trust a chicken wearing sunglasses.
Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding on flying pigs, and explore the depths of the Nether with your trusty pet rock named Steve.
But beware, the server is also home to the legendary EL Salvador cancer anon, a mysterious entity that roams the land in search of players to challenge to dance-offs. Will you be able to out-dance this elusive creature and claim its enchanted disco ball as your prize?
So come on, what’s your story? Join our server and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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Minecraft SMP – /poe2g/ – Path of Exile 2 General
Community, discussion, Early Access Key, Exile, FAQ, Game Database, general, Global 1488, INFORMATION, Ingame Chat Channel, Launch, live updates, Minecraft, Official Wiki, online gaming, patch notes, Path, Path of Exile 2, Path of Exile 2 General, poe2g, Purchase, smp, Trade Site, Trading, twitch drops, Updates
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to shake things up!
Join us for a chance to win insane Twitch Drops every week – we’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and even a pet creeper that will follow you around and explode on command!
Our live updates are so wild, you’ll never know what to expect next. One time, we accidentally turned all the pigs into flying pigs with laser eyes – it was chaos, but so much fun!
And don’t even get me started on our patch notes. We once added a new dimension where everything is made of candy and you have to fight off evil gummy bears to survive. It was a sticky situation, but totally worth it.
Buy an early access key to unlock exclusive content like a jetpack that lets you fly around the map or a magic wand that turns all the blocks into giant cupcakes.
Still not convinced? Our FAQ will answer all your burning questions, like “Can I ride a dragon into battle?” (Spoiler alert: yes, you can).
Join our Minecraft SMP today and trade with other players on our insane trade site – you never know what kind of crazy deals you’ll find. Plus, our official wiki is filled with tips and tricks to help you navigate our wacky world.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and enter the chat channel/global 1488 to meet other players who are just as crazy as you are! Let’s make Minecraft fun again!

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Mythara Network
Economy, Survival
New chill server! Are you bored from all that P2W and only PVP Servers? And you only want to have a good experience playing minecraft with a good community and just chilling and grinding!? This is your place.
mc.mythara.online:25157

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DoodleCore
adventurers, Balanced Economy, Builders, collaboration, community-centered, creativity, digital cash, DoodleCore, Economy, fair play rules, high performance, immersive gameplay, Minecraft, peak efficiency, Plugins, proactive admins, real estate, seamless gameplay, Server, server hosting, Stability, strategists, Survival, Vanilla
Welcome to DoodleCore – a high-performance Minecraft server designed to deliver smooth, immersive gameplay with unparalleled stability. Powered by cutting-edge hardware and meticulously optimized for top-tier performance, DoodleCore is the ultimate destination for builders, adventurers, and strategists alike.
Key Features:
Seamless Gameplay: Dive into a world of uninterrupted fun with expertly configured plugins and advanced server hosting for lightning-fast chunk loading and steady performance.
Dynamic Economy: Immerse yourself in a realistic financial ecosystem centered around a digital cash (paper money) system. Engage in sophisticated economic activities like renting, selling, and leasing real estate. Whether you’re flipping properties or building an empire, the opportunities are limitless!
Peak Efficiency: Minimal downtime and optimized resource management ensure peak performance, even during the busiest times.
Community-Centered: Fair play rules, a balanced economy, and proactive admins create a welcoming environment where creativity and collaboration thrive.
At DoodleCore, it’s not just about playing—it’s about living, building, and thriving in a world that feels alive. Join us and experience Minecraft reimagined!
doodlecore.ddns.net

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▶️▶️SURVIVAL⭐MINI-GAMES⭐CARS▶️▶️ Minecraft server
2b2t, Amongus, Anarchy, Antispam, Auto-mine, beach holidays, Bedwars, brawl stars, cars, Cases, casinos, Cities, clan battles, clubs, Falsebookic, Fishing, Floodprotect, fp help, Griefersky, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Murdermystery, Parkour, Pets, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Starter Kit, Survival, the hunger games, trampolines, Uralpassport, Vampirism, Weddings, work, Youtubers
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⚡ MegaMine Minecraft server – with unique features ⚡
❗ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest
❗ Many popular modes: SkyPvP, BedWars, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, 2b2t, Anarchy, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, Survival and Homeless mode
❗ The /free command opens access to a free donation
❗ Clan battles, arenas and ratings of the best clans
❗ Statistics for leaders and active players
❗ All kinds of activities: parkour, trampolines, clubs, casinos, magic, fishing, beach holidays, work, weddings, exclusive items and a store
❗ Unique plugins created by our developers.
❗ Minimum wipes and a world for donors without wipes
❗ Secret gifts, secret locations and Easter eggs
❗ Famous YouTubers often shoot videos on the server
❤️ MegaMine is a modern Minecraft server with experienced administration and kind players. For a long time, we have been supporting players with a stable and exciting game, with an interesting game component, buildings and a lot of unique entertainment.
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MEGAF1.MCMCMC.RU

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New Server IP
Nikki’s Infinite Fun Minecraft Server
A Stylish Start, Blooming Fantasy, Butterfly Dream, check in, codes, current events, Current resonances, Diamond, Distant Sea, Fun, Infinite, infinity nikki, Map, Minecraft, Nikki’s Birthday Event, Nikkis, Path to Greatness, Photo pose surprise bloom, Resonite Crystal, Revelation Crystal, Sad Nonoy, Server, Share My Stylist Card, Starlit Celebration Outfit, Stylist Card Background, Thread of Purity, Website, Welcome to Florawish, Wishfield Journal, Wonderful Travels
Welcome to the Sad Nonoy Edition of our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy events and outrageous prizes!
Ever wanted to share your stylist card with the world? Well, now you can on our server! Get ready to show off your fashion skills and win some Diamond*80 in the process.
Embark on the Path to Greatness and collect Resonite Crystals along the way. Who knows what mysteries and treasures you’ll uncover on this epic journey!
Don’t miss Nikki’s Birthday Event: Heartfelt Wish. Dress up in the Starlit Celebration Outfit, strike a pose with the Photo pose surprise bloom, and collect Thread of Purity*1206 for good luck.
Check-in to Florawish and receive Revelation Crystals to enhance your styling abilities. But be quick, the event ends soon!
Keep up with the Wishfield Journal and earn even more crystals, stylist cards, and exclusive backgrounds. The stylish possibilities are endless!
And if that’s not enough, we have resonances like Butterfly Dream, Blooming Fantasy, and Distant Sea waiting for you to explore. What wonders will you discover in these magical realms?
Join us on this insane Minecraft server where the fashion is fierce, the events are wild, and the fun never stops! Don’t miss out on the madness – hop on board now!

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