satellite intelligence – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

CraftyWebms Minecraft Server
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever come across!
Join us for epic battles against giant mutant creepers, where the only way to defeat them is by doing the Macarena dance! Build your dream house out of rainbow-colored blocks that shoot out fireworks every hour on the hour.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure chests that are guarded by a pack of friendly zombie pigs who will challenge you to a dance-off for the loot. And if you win, you get a magical unicorn mount that shoots laser beams out of its eyes!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

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New Server IP
MurderSuspectToMovieStar Minecraft SMP
Acting, AMBITION, Casting, Celebrity, crime, criminal, Fame, Hollywood, investigation, long shot, Minecraft, movie star, murder suspect, MurderSuspectToMovieStar, opportunity, Potential, potential career change, public perception, Redemption, smp, SUSPECT, tabloid fodder, talent
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a murder suspect turned movie star! That’s right, this player went from being on the run from the law to starring in blockbuster films all within the world of Minecraft.
Join our server for a chance to rub elbows with celebrities, solve mysteries, and maybe even become a star yourself! Who knows, you might even uncover some hidden talents you never knew you had, just like our infamous murder suspect turned movie star. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

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New Server IP
DadCraft Minecraft Server
aging parents, Assertiveness, Boundaries, caregiving, Communication Issues, compassion, Conflict Resolution, DadCraft, elderly parents, emotional intelligence, emotional wellbeing, family dynamics, Frustration, Generational conflict, mental acuity, Minecraft, Parent-child relationship, patience, Respect, self-care, Server, Understanding, work from home
Are you tired of dealing with parents who just don’t understand personal boundaries? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape the real world and build your own virtual paradise away from nagging parents!
Our server offers a safe space for players to express themselves without fear of being judged for needing some alone time. No more interruptions while you’re trying to mine for diamonds or build a castle – unless, of course, it’s a friendly player trying to team up with you!
Join now and experience the freedom of being able to focus on your game without worrying about being accused of being in a bad mood when you’re just trying to work. Our community is full of supportive players who understand the struggle of dealing with overbearing family members, so you’ll fit right in!
Don’t let real life drama ruin your Minecraft experience – join our server and game on in peace!

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New Server IP
PoopNotGreenAITA
adulting, bathroom etiquette, bathroom maintenance, boundary setting, cleanliness standards, color perception, communication problems, domestic disputes, emotional labor, family dynamics, household chores, household responsibilities, parenting challenges, partner expectations, personal hygiene, poop cleanup, PoopNotGreenAITA, relationship issues, self-care, shared living spaces, toilet cleaning
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the poopocalypse of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures!
Join us if you’re tired of cleaning up after a grown adult’s poop explosions, because on our server, the only explosions you’ll see are from creepers blowing up your carefully crafted structures.
Immerse yourself in a world where the only streaks you’ll see are from your pickaxe mining through the earth, not from someone’s explosive diarrhea on the toilet.
And don’t worry about color expectations here, because the only green you’ll see is from the lush grass in our pixelated landscapes, not from questionable bathroom incidents.
So come join us and leave the poop drama behind, because in our Minecraft world, the only mess you’ll have to clean up is from the blocks you break to build your dream creations. Let’s block and roll!

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New Server IP
MineCraftTimeTravelFun
Adventure, alternate history, Curiosity, dream, escapism, Exploration, FANTASY, historical events, hypothetical scenarios, imagination, innovation, MineCraftTimeTravelFun, Nostalgia, past, science fiction, speculative fiction, Technology, temporal displacement, time machine, time travel, wish fulfillment
Step into our Minecraft server and you’ll feel like you’ve traveled back in time to the year 1692, when witches were being hunted in Salem! But don’t worry, instead of hunting witches, we’re hunting for diamonds and building epic castles! Join us for a wild ride through history and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world. Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret portal that will take you to a futuristic world where you can ride on flying pigs and battle robot zombies! So come on, what are you waiting for? Time travel awaits!

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New Server IP
UNRWAfailCraft
airstrikes, CASUALTIES, civilians, Conflict, Failed launches, gaza, Hamas, idf, international news, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Palestinian, school bombing, Terrorism, Tragedy, united nations, UNRWA school, UNRWAfailCraft, violence, War
So, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz we got failed Hamas launches hitting UNRWA schools and stuff. It’s like a crazy war zone, but in Minecraft, ya know? The IDF is all up in here, trying to save civilians and whatnot. It’s like a real-life drama, but with blocks and creepers. So, come join us for some explosive fun and maybe even save a few virtual lives along the way. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one missile at a time!

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New Server IP
PorkCraft Café
Brine, cafe, coffee, Coffee-brined pork, Cooking, Culinary, delicacy, DELICIOUS, dish, flavor, Food, Gourmet, Indulgent, marinate, meat, Pork, pork-brine coffee, PorkCraft, recipe, Savory, TRAVESTY, Unique
yo, so like, imagine a minecraft server where the pigs all be sippin’ on coffee and gettin’ all hyped up. like, they be runnin’ around like crazy, doin’ backflips and stuff. it’s wild, man.
if you join this server, you can ride on the back of a caffeinated pig and zoom around the map at lightning speed. it’s like a rollercoaster, but with bacon.
also, there’s a secret underground coffee shop where you can trade with villagers for rare items. but watch out for the barista, she’s a zombie who’s had too much espresso and she’s a little cranky.
oh, and did i mention there’s a giant coffee cup castle in the sky? yeah, you can build your own little coffee-themed kingdom up there and rule over all the jittery pigs below.
so come join us on this crazy, caffeine-fueled adventure. it’s gonna be a piggin’ good time!

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New Server IP
NightGrown Greens – Cheaper & Brighter!
Agricultural Technology, artificial lighting, BRIGHTER, Cheaper, cost-effective farming, crop cultivation, electricity bills, energy efficiency, environmental impact, greens, grow lights, horticulture, indoor gardening, innovative farming techniques, leafy green vegetables, Leafy Greens, night gardening, NightGrown, reducing expenses, smart farming, Sustainable Agriculture, sustainable food production, sustainable practices, urban farming
come join our epic minecraft server where we grow leafy greens at night like some kind of crazy farmers! save money on electricity by messing with the lighting schedule and watch your crops flourish under the moonlight. who needs sunlight when you have our insane farming techniques? join now for the wackiest farming experience of your life!

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New Server IP
ViralCraft
Creative, Economy, multiplayer community server gameplay adventure creativity survival resources staff activities building challenges events updates exploration competitiveness mods plugins customization online gaming, OneBlock, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla
What Makes ViralCraft the BEST Choice?
A Warm Welcome Awaits: Forge lasting friendships in our vibrant community. Lag-Free Bliss: Say goodbye to frustrating lag spikes! Our powerful servers ensure a smooth, seamless experience, Your Playstyle, Your Choice: Craving variety? We’ve got you covered! Choose your adventure with our diverse game modes:
Vanilla: Experience the timeless charm of classic Minecraft. Skyblock: Build your floating paradise from a single block. Creative: Unleash your imagination with unlimited resources. Survival: Test your skills and outwit the elements. OneBlock: Uncover surprises with every broken block! Dedicated Dream Team: Our experienced staff is passionate about making ViralCraft the best it can be. They’re always available to help, answer questions, and ensure a safe, enjoyable environment for all.
Don’t settle for a mediocre Minecraft experience. Join ViralCraft today and discover a world of endless possibilities!
mc.viralcraft.net

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New Server IP

Harveyo’s Semi-Vanilla Minecraft: Where Everyone’s Got Vanilli-Events!

battle, Challenges, Community, community event, competitive, crown, Discord, discord server, Everyones, Fun, Harveyos, Minecraft, new player, Preparation, Rewards, seasoned player, Semivanilla, Simple, strategy, team fight, teamwork, Vanilla, VanilliEvents, voice chat, WINNERS

Event Details
🎤 Simple Voice Chat Mod
📅 Duration: 2 Days
📅 Dates: TBD in August

Day 1: Preparation and Challenges
Challenges: Compete in various challenges to earn points and rewards for your team that might give you the upper hand.
Preparation: Strategize and prepare with your team for the big showdown on Day 2.

Day 2: The Big Battle
Team Fight: The two teams will face off in an epic battle.
Victory: The team that secures the king’s crown and returns it to their base or wipes the other team off the map will be crowned the winners!

This event is designed to be simple and fun, perfect for everyone to enjoy. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to our community, there’s something for everyone.

If you’re interested, you can find the discord server below. https://discord.gg/zBWUy8Qph7

FAQ

Q: How do I join the event?

A: You can join the event by clicking on the discord server link provided above and following the instructions.

Q: Is there a participation fee for the event?

A: No, the event is free for all participants.

Q: Do I need to have a specific version of Minecraft to join?

A: Ideally, we recommend using the latest version of Minecraft for the best experience, but older versions may also work.

Q: Can I participate in the event alone?

A: The event is team-based, but if you don’t have a team, you can join as a solo player and be assigned to a team.

Q: Are there any prizes for the winners?

A: Yes, winners will receive in-game rewards and recognition within the community.