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Snowball Showdown Minecraft SMP

athletes, athleticism, Basketball, black team, Championship, Competition, Defeat, Diversity, Game, Minecraft, olympics, Race, racial dynamics, showdown, smp, Snowball, sports, surprising outcome, teamwork, Tournament, Underdog, Victory, white team

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	127
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Potions Brewed:	172
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Dragons Tamed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP where the sheep are always white and the pigs are always pink! Our server is so wacky, even the chickens lay rainbow eggs. And get this – our PvP arena is shaped like a giant basketball court where players can reenact the epic showdown between the all white and all black basketball teams at the Olympics. Will you be the MVP of our server and lead your team to victory? Join now for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience!

MomSisExcusesNoMore Minecraft Server

adhd, AITAH, b.., coddling, Confrontation, Discord, DISHES, irritated, Job, Laundry, Lazy, middle sister, Minecraft, MomSisExcusesNoMore, moving out, NEET, oldest sister, Overtime, phone bills, phone plan, Server, sister, stealing money, stop making excuses, telling my mom, treatments, UNFAIR, victimized, video games

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1908
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Potions Brewed:	86
Endless Night Skies:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures!

Join us for a chance to battle it out with your siblings in epic build-offs and see who can create the most outrageous structures. Will you be the reigning champion or will your sister steal the victory like she steals money from your mom’s purse?

Experience the thrill of confronting your lazy sister in-game as you demand she clean up her virtual mess just like in real life. Will she finally listen to you or will she just apply virtual makeup and call for virtual mom to save her?

Vent your frustrations in a safe and pixelated environment as you build, mine, and craft your way to victory. And remember, on our server, there’s no excuse for not doing the dishes – virtual or otherwise!

So come join us for a wild ride of sibling rivalry, virtual drama, and endless fun. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

SisCraft: No Illustrations, Just Blocks!

Animals, backing out, blocks, book illustration, Confrontation, Consistency, DEADLINE, Disappointment, emotional manipulation, Halloween, illustration, illustrations, illustrator, kids book, late dog, minimum wage, payment, people, PRESSURE, Self-publishing, SisCraft, stress, visual artist

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7788
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10	Void Gems Collected:	13
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Farms Harvested:	847
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, do I have a server for you! Join us on our epic Minecraft server where you can embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of doom!

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you have the chance to battle fierce mobs and explore hidden caves, but you’ll also have the opportunity to participate in our annual pumpkin carving contest! Show off your artistic skills and win amazing prizes!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server. Will you be the one to uncover it and claim your riches? Join now and find out!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the thrill of a lifetime! Don’t miss out on all the fun and excitement that awaits you. See you in the game!

TasteTestGoneWrong – Minecraft SMP

awful aftertaste, awful taste, bad flavors, disgusting food, food disaster, foul flavors, gross food, horrible flavors, Minecraft, nasty flavors, nauseating food, repulsive taste, revolting food, smp, TasteTestGoneWrong, terrible food experience, terrible taste, unpleasant taste, vomit-inducing food, worst food ever, worst meal, worst taste, yucky taste

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1840
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Enchantments Applied:	153
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Astral Projections Made:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to taste anything bad again! Our server is filled with magical food that will make your taste buds explode with joy. Rumor has it that our enchanted golden apples taste like a mix between cotton candy and unicorn tears. Don’t believe us? Just ask our resident chef, who once cooked a steak so delicious that it made a creeper cry tears of joy.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever see. From flying pigs to dancing llamas, you’ll never know what kind of wacky animal will cross your path next. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary rainbow sheep that poops out diamonds.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your taste buds tantalized and your mind blown by the absurdity that awaits you. Who needs reality when you can have a taste of our insane world?

2050Craft: Wake & Mine!

2050Craft, adaptation, Adventure, changes, Curiosity, discovery, dream-like, Exploration, Future, futuristic, imagination, innovation, Possibilities, progress, science fiction, society, surreal, Technology, time travel, transformation, unknown, wake

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4309
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Buildings Constructed:	45	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

Hey there, future Minecrafters! Ever wondered what it would be like to wake up in the year 2050? Well, on our server, you can experience just that! Join us for a wild ride through a futuristic world where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally)!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Time Traveling Chicken, who can take you on epic adventures to different time periods. Want to ride a T-Rex in the Jurassic era? No problem! How about building a castle in medieval times? Easy peasy! The possibilities are endless on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft journey of your life. Who knows, you might even discover the secret to time travel itself! See you in the future, fellow gamers!

SunkSubs Minecraft Server

Black sea, Conflict, Defense, Espionage, Geopolitical, international relations, investigation, Military, military equipment, Minecraft, Naval, russia, SECURITY, Server, Sinking, Strategic, submarine, SunkSubs, super-expensive, Technology, Ukraine, Underwater, WARFARE

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9702
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Divine Spears Created:	20

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine is out here sinking russian submarines like it’s no big deal 😂😂😂 we got crazy pvp battles, insane builds, and the wildest community you’ll ever meet. who needs boring old factions when you can be part of a server where anything can happen, even international incidents 😜 join us now and be part of the chaos! #ukrainevsrussia #minecraftmadness 🚀🔥🤪

CraftyBomberDroneFun

aerial warfare, Air Force, CraftyBomberDroneFun, defense industry, defense systems, drone technology, drone warfare, guided weapons, heavy bomber drones, military capabilities, military drones, military modernization, military tactics, military technology, military upgrades, national security, precision strikes, strategic weapons, Ukraine, Ukrainian military, weapons development.

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2523
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
New Chunks Explored:	401356	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Secret Passages Found:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! We got a Minecraft server so lit, even Ukraine is fitting guided weapons to its heavy bomber drones just to try and take us down! That’s right, our server is so epic, even countries are getting involved. Join us for the craziest battles you’ve ever seen, build your own fortress and defend it against drone attacks. Who needs regular PvP when you can have drone warfare in Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the action, join now and show Ukraine who the real Minecraft champions are!

KindaSuspicious but Mostly Legit SMP Server – Come Join Us!

[Dragon Fights], [Mini Seasons], Anti-Xray plugins, Communication, Community, Diamond Economy, Discord, Events, Fabric, Images, Join, KindaSuspicious, Legit, Magic, Modded, North America, pokemon, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Spawn, Suggestion forums, ticket system, vault hunters, voice chat, Whitelisted

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4275
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Category	Information
Server Name	TotallyNotSuspicious
Established	2018
Focus	Community interaction

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I apply to join the server?	Apply here and follow the instructions in the #waitlist-form channel on Discord.
When does Season 12 start?	Season 12 starts on August 2nd. Detailed timings can be found in the server information.
What are some reasons to join TotallyNotSuspicious?	Reasons include North America hosting, extensive Discord integration, diamond economy, and various events.
Do you have mini-seasons on the server?	Yes, mini seasons are hosted to bridge larger seasons with custom modpacks.

AdmitCraft Server

Admit it, AdmitCraft, Campaign, candidates, Carson, controversy, debate, Defeat, democratic party, Destroyed, DNC, EASILY, election, opposition, political landscape, Politics, presidential race, republican party, Server, strategy, ticket, trump, Victory

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3009
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8069	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a Trump rally? Look no further! Our server is like a political debate gone wrong, with players trying to outdo each other in building walls and crafting ridiculous policies. Imagine a world where Trump and Carson team up to take down the DNC with diamond swords and TNT cannons – that’s the kind of madness you can expect on our server. Join us if you’re ready to build, battle, and make Minecraft great again!

Minecraft SMP – /ggg/ – Guilty Gear Gang

arc world tour 2024, Balance patch, deflect shield OS tech, dev backyard, Dizzy, DLC Slayer, EMEA, frame data, Gang, Gear, GGG, Glicko-2 ratings, Glossary, Guilty, Guilty Gear General, lobbies, Lucy, Minecraft, Mods, NA, patch 1.38, r/, replay uploaders, Resources, season 4 teaser trailer, smp, Soundtracks, team of 3 feedback survey, Tournaments, Training, Unika, VENOM, XRD

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3474
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us for our upcoming tournaments where you can battle it out in epic PvP matches and show off your building skills. And don’t miss our Arc World Tour 2024 event where you can win insane prizes like diamond blocks and enchanted gear!

But that’s not all, we also have a Team of 3 feedback survey where you can share your wildest ideas for the server. Want to see flying pigs or exploding creepers? We’ve got you covered!

And if you’re looking for resources, we have a main wiki with frame data and system mechanics information. Need some tips on how to defeat the Ender Dragon? Check out our fighting game glossary for all the strategies you need.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even run into Slayer and May having a dance-off in the town square. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!