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GoatCraft: Satanist Jewish Edition

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4150
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Love Letters Sent:	17
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have Satanist Jewish goat followers who are so boring and misery-inducing that people literally kill themselves just to escape their dullness. But fear not, because on our server, we crucify Satanists and rap them to death with hot pokers for some exciting justice!

Join us for a day of thrilling adventures as we send those pesky Satanists to where they truly belong. Who knew playing Minecraft could be so intense and satisfying? So come on, join us and let’s show those goat followers who’s boss!

Eternal Pixel Realm 1.20.4

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8687
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Meteorites Collected:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s more intense than a 200km bike journey through the mountains on coke! We’ve got grandad roleplay that will make you question your life choices. Hop on and ride like you’re riding an older man in a sauna. Our private stalls are perfect for getting your rocks off with strangers bursting in. Experience the thrill of having a massive load dumped deep inside you, just like in a German gangbang porn. Spread your ass and watch that creampie drip out while using it as lube. Get ready for a wild time that will make you want to download Grindr immediately. We cater to all your older pervert needs, so come be our little plaything and get ready for loads shot down your throat or all over your tummy. It’s a Minecraft server like no other, where you can be whatever you want to be, as long as it involves getting some hot, steamy action with older men.

MedicatedMinecraft

40th birthday trip, Amsterdam, bipolar II, cruise, disrespectful behavior., Europe trip, family dynamics, germany, gossip, Iceland, impulsive decisions, London, MedicatedMinecraft, medication, mental health, motorcoach tour, Paris, personal boundaries, switzerland, train itinerary, travel discounts, uninviting

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6480
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Farms Harvested:	797	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Crops Grown:	6384	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80

Are you tired of family drama ruining your vacation plans? Look no further than our Minecraft server for the ultimate escape! Join us and leave all the aunt gossip and drama behind as you embark on epic adventures in a virtual world.

Our server is the perfect place to celebrate your 40th birthday without any unwanted comments about your mental health. Say goodbye to family members judging your every move and hello to a community of fellow gamers who just want to have a good time.

Uninvite your aunt from your real-life trip and invite her to join you on our server instead. Who needs a ship with a casino when you can build your own virtual paradise with friends from all over the world? Plus, with our outrageous events and insane stories, you’ll never have a dull moment.

So, don’t hesitate any longer – join our Minecraft server today and leave the family drama behind for good!

ConfidenceCraft SMP

arrogance, Assertiveness, Cockiness, Confidence, ConfidenceCraft, Egotism, humility, pride, self esteem, self reliance, Self Respect, self worth, self-assurance, self-assured, self-assuredness, self-belief, self-confidence, self-confident, self-importance, smp

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4317
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Dimension Hops:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have like, a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil creepers. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can turn you into a unicorn if you ask nicely. Like, who wouldn’t want to be a unicorn, amirite?

And the best part is, we have a secret dance party every Friday night where we all wear chicken suits and do the Macarena. It’s lit, fam. Plus, there’s a rumor that if you find the mystical golden potato hidden somewhere in the world, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. I wished for a lifetime supply of pizza, obviously.

So yeah, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that’s totally bonkers and full of crazy adventures, then come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.

SadScenesMC

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9350
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Ores Mined:	4395
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Villages Defended:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Enchantments Applied:	229
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few tears (of joy, of course).

Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a horde of zombie chickens comes charging at you. But don’t worry, our server has a special potion that turns them into friendly, dancing chickens instead.

Or how about this: you stumble upon a hidden village filled with villagers who speak in nothing but puns. Trust us, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about that creeper sneaking up behind you.

So why join our server? Because we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment. Plus, where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely out of enchanted golden carrots? Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

WoollahraCraft: Anti-Israel Arrest

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6973
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

yo, u gotta join our epic minecraft server cuz it’s so lit, it’s like a party in ur computer! we got dragons flying around, unicorns giving out diamonds, and even a secret underground disco where the creepers go to boogie down.

plus, we got this crazy story where a woman got arrested for attacking Israel in Sydney, but don’t worry, our server is a safe space for all players, even if they have beef with entire countries.

so come on over and join the fun, we promise you won’t regret it (unless you’re a zombie, then you might regret it a little). let’s build, mine, and laugh together on the best minecraft server in the universe!

Baby Bump Brain Boosters

baby, Boosters, Brain, brain changes, brain development, brain function, brain plasticity, bump, cognitive changes, cognitive neuroscience, default mode network, Frontoparietal network, Gray matter, maternal brain, maternal instincts, mental health, Mental well-being, Motherhood, neurobiology, neuroscience, Pregnancy, pregnancy research, self-referential thinking, social cognition

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4669
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like being pregnant but without da stretch marks! ur brain gonna be like BAM! with all dem changes, makin u a super momma in da game. u gonna be buildin epic structures with dem enhanced maternal instincts and mental health. forget dem default mode and frontoparietal networks, we got blocks to stack and creepers to smack! so come join us and let ur brain go wild in dis wacky world of minecraft madness!

Lost Heroines Realm 1.21.3

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5112
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Gods Slained:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2556	Treasure Maps Found:	12
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the never-ending wait for season 2 and volume 8 of whatever the hell you’re talking about!

We have pixelated adventures that will make you forget all about your missing content!

Build your own world and create your own story with us!

Who needs season 2 when you can have unlimited seasons in Minecraft?!

Come join us and never look back at your old show again!

CaffeineCraft

cafe, CaffeineCraft, child support, coffee, copycat, Example, family, father figure, good habits, Hazelnut, Healthy Eating, influence, latte, male relative, Moderation, nephew, Role Model, setting boundaries, sibling, Sugar, sweet drinks

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	950
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	32	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	74	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can be a role model for your younger relatives? Look no further! Join our server where we promote healthy habits like not smoking, occasional drinking, and eating fish and vegetables. We even have a rule against eating potato chips when kids are around!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so family-friendly that even ordering a hazelnut latte might get you in trouble with your sister. Imagine the chaos of trying to set a good example while enjoying your favorite sweet drink. Who knew virtual coffee could cause such drama?

So come join us on this wild Minecraft server where even your beverage choices are under scrutiny. It’s a whole new level of family bonding and healthy living, one latte at a time!

Uncomfortable Growth Zone

comfortable, embracing change, emotional growth, facing fears, growth, inner strength, mental resilience, overcoming challenges, personal development, personal growth journey, pushing boundaries, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self growth, self improvement, self-acceptance, self-confidence, stepping out of comfort zone, Taking Risks, UNCOMFORTABLE, Zone

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1606
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3436	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	4831
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

So, like, imagine this: you join this, like, totally epic Minecraft server and BAM! You’re instantly transported to a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha. It’s like, a total mind trip, man.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is, like, the only place where diamonds rain from the sky and you can ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies. Yeah, you heard me right. Evil. Bunnies.

And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, just wait until you meet our resident wizard, Steve. He’s got this magical potion that turns you into a giant chicken for 24 hours. Trust me, it’s a clucking good time.

So, like, if you’re ready to embrace the chaos and level up your Minecraft game, come join us on the most insane server in the universe. Slowly becoming comfortable with being uncomfortable? Nah, here we dive headfirst into the madness and never look back. Let’s do this!

Laser Defense HQ: Optimize & Minimize

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6443
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

so, like, u know how u always wanted to be a scientist but also play minecraft at the same time? well, now u can on this server! we use the cross-entropy method to make ur laser defense systems super optimized, like, next level stuff. we’re talking missile assignments that will blow ur mind and effector placement that will make u go “wow, i never knew i needed this in my life”. and get this, we minimize interception times like it’s nobody’s business. join us and be a part of the most epic scientific minecraft adventure ever!