satan039s Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Block Break Bliss

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3970
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Enchantments Applied:	133	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5881	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience the pure joy of digging straight down without hitting lava! Trust us, it’s a thrill like no other. Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Arena, where players ride on chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else!

AnonCelebCraft

AnonCelebCraft, Anonymity, Celebrities, celebrity culture, celebrity lifestyle, cyber identity, digital anonymity, Digital World, Fame, famous personalities, internet, internet celebrities, internet fame, online persona, online presence, online privacy, online reputation, public figures, social media, social media influencers, virtual world

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	566
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Dimension Hops:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

yo yo yo come join our cray cray minecraft server where we got celebs hiding out from the paparazzi! imagine mining diamonds next to beyonce or building a castle with kim kardashian! we even got justin bieber battling creepers like a pro! plus, rumor has it that taylor swift is secretly a redstone genius on the server! come join the fun and see which celeb you’ll run into next! it’s like hollywood meets blocky world, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!

LorezMine Minecraft server

Griefer Server, LorezMine, Minecraft

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7425
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Potions Brewed:	169	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Dimension Hops:	13	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Enchantments Applied:	148	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

LorezMine

Griefer Server

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PunishCraft Minecraft Server

backwards, Bosses, corrupted society, disrespectful pay, economic inequality, Exploitation, fair society, hardest workers, INEQUALITY, labor rights, long hours, lowest pay, loyalty, Minecraft, modern labor system, PunishCraft, punishment, Server, social justice, Submission, unfair treatment, unfair wages, worker exploitation

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	591
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	233	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Secret Passages Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8796	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Enchantments Applied:	163	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5395	Treasure Maps Found:	7

Tired of being a slave to the capitalist pigs in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server where hard work actually pays off! Our virtual society is completely bananas, where the more you mine, the more diamonds rain down from the sky! No more bowing down to the bosses, here you are the boss of your own destiny. Join us and experience a world where the grind is actually worth it, and where the only corruption you’ll find is in the form of creepers blowing up your house. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s overthrow the oppressive labor system, one block at a time!

TrashCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4061
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a stack of wool blocks? Well, fear not, because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, or participate in our weekly “TNT Cannon Olympics” where the goal is to blow up as many sheep as possible (don’t worry, they respawn).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Ender Dragon Disco Party,” where you can dance the night away with the most fearsome creature in the Minecraft world. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground lair of the mysterious “Llama King” who grants wishes in exchange for stacks of emeralds.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for the wildest, wackiest, and most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, it’s going to be garbage… in the best way possible!

CraftyRichesMC

children, Communication, CraftyRichesMC, debt free, ENGAGEMENT, financial disclosure, frugality, future planning, hidden wealth, house purchase, Joint Finances, lifestyle differences, net worth, Prenup, relationship dynamics, Resentment, Retirement, savings, separate finances, spending habits, Support

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1460
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Gods Slained:	2
Towns Built:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as secretive as my hidden net worth? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of hidden treasures and unexpected twists.

Just like how I kept my finances under wraps, this server will keep you on your toes with hidden dungeons, secret passageways, and surprise loot drops. Who knows what riches you’ll uncover in the depths of our virtual world?

And just like how I finally came clean about my net worth, you’ll have to team up with other players to uncover the server’s biggest secrets. Trust no one, because you never know who might be hiding a diamond sword up their sleeve.

So come join us on this server where secrets are revealed, alliances are tested, and fortunes are waiting to be discovered. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

InspireCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3300
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	New Chunks Explored:	103760
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Magic Crystals Found:	10

Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and suddenly had a stroke of genius for your next big invention? Well, on our server, you’ll find inspiration in the most unlikely places – like when a creeper blows up your house and you realize you’re a better builder than you thought!

Join us for a wild ride of creativity and chaos, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows, you might just stumble upon the next big Minecraft trend while trying to survive a zombie apocalypse in our custom-made survival world.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let your creativity run wild – just watch out for those sneaky skeletons trying to steal your ideas!

MineCraftMunchies

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3343
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Holy Grails Found:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring old servers that just serve up the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to spice things up! We’ve got more comfort food options than you can shake a stick at, from diamond-encrusted cake to creeper-shaped cookies. And don’t even get us started on our secret recipe for enchanted golden apples – they’re so delicious, you’ll think you’ve died and gone to Minecraft heaven!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to a bacon-eating contest. If you can out-eat the Baconator, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of bacon blocks (yes, bacon blocks – don’t ask how they’re made, just enjoy them).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and feast your way to victory! Trust us, you won’t find a more deliciously entertaining Minecraft experience anywhere else.

ChronicCraft: Bird Flu Free!

bird, bird flu, chronic disease, ChronicCraft, death, Epidemic, flu, free, H1N1, health ministry, Healthcare, Infectious Disease, influenza, mexico, Mexico news, mortality, outbreak, pandemic, patient, Prevention, public health, respiratory illness, Treatment, Virus

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3022
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Dimension Hops:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we cured bird flu with just a touch of chronic disease! the health ministry in mexico couldn’t believe it when our player got sick but then miraculously healed themselves by eating a diamond apple. now everyone is flocking to our server to experience the magic for themselves. join us and see if you can survive the ultimate challenge of battling both disease and mobs at the same time. who needs vaccines when you have minecraft? come play with us and see if you can outsmart the virus with a little bit of insanity and a whole lot of fun.

FruitCraft: Not Your Average VeggieTales

animated, animated fruits, animated vegetables, Average, Bob the Tomato, children’s show, Christian, Christian animation, Christian entertainment, Christian values, Educational, Entertainment, family friendly, Family Values, fruitcraft, FRUITS, kids show, Larry the Cucumber, Moral lessons, VEGETABLES, VEGGIETALES, Wholesome

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5996
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	298	Villages Defended:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Secret Passages Found:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Gods Slained:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	5

so, like, have you ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where the main characters of VeggieTales are actually fruits? like, what a twist, amirite? join our server for a wild ride through a world where Bob the Tomato is actually Bob the Strawberry and Larry the Cucumber is Larry the Watermelon. it’s a total mind-blowing experience that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about fruits and vegetables. plus, we have a secret underground fruit ninja training camp where you can hone your skills and become the ultimate fruit warrior. so come join us for a fruity adventure unlike any other!