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Crafty Conundrums: Would You Rather

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9795
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Divine Spears Created:	15	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7988	Zombie Dances:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can choose your own adventure! Want to be a hero and take down a murderer? Go for it! But wait, what if you want to keep that murderer alive instead? Well, we’ve got just the challenge for you. Lock them up in solitary confinement, pump them full of anti-psychotics, and watch as they age gracefully until their final days. And don’t forget about the grand finale – keep their corpse in a fridge for 3 whole months before giving them a proper burial. It’s a wild ride of suspense and insanity, so join us today for a truly unforgettable experience!

Creepin’ and Craftin’ with a side of boy- ACK! Minecraft Server

#BOY KISSER, #FREAKING STINK, #STFU, ack, Bitch, Boy, CRAFTIN, CREEPIN, dog, fuck off, Minecraft, Ooooo, Owned, Server, Side

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	971
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Zombie Dances:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to not be a boy-kissing dog! We had one player who couldn’t follow this simple rule and let’s just say they got owned real quick. But don’t worry, we have plenty of other reasons to join our server.

Do you like building giant statues of potatoes? Well, we have a whole potato-themed district just for you! And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can try to find the secret underground potato lair filled with treasure (and maybe a few angry potatoes).

But wait, there’s more! We have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, a petting zoo with creepers (don’t worry, they’re defused), and a dance party every Friday night in the Nether realm. So come join us and have a blast on our crazy, chaotic, and potato-filled server!

Anon’s Block Party: Server No. 916813501 – Where Creepers Fear to Tread!

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2922
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8

ired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the pigs ride on creepers and the chickens wear diamond armor? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most ridiculous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a giant talking mushroom who will guide you through our enchanted forest filled with dancing skeletons and singing Endermen. Want to build a house made entirely of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers? Why not!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken so rare and majestic that its feathers are made of pure diamond. Rumor has it that whoever captures the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most insane, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a TNT house, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

Crafty Cops & Crazy Creations: Where Police Don’t Patrol Your Parts!

abuse of power, Accountability, authority abuse, civil rights violation, Cops, Crafty, crazy, creations, discrimination, Disrespect, dont, Harassment, injustice, law enforcement, misconduct, mistreatment, parts, Patrol, Police, police accountability, Police Brutality, police brutality awareness., police corruption, police misconduct, police violence, power abuse, unethical behavior

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7984
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Secret Passages Found:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Are you tired of getting griefed by the law enforcement in your virtual world? Look no further, because on our server, the cops are too busy chasing chickens to bother you! Join us for a wild ride where the only law is the law of the pickaxe. Build your own empire and watch out for those pesky pigs trying to steal your diamonds. So come on down to our server and say goodbye to police brutality and hello to blocky freedom!

CraftyChampion: ‘/ourguy/ always on top!’

#our guy, #our guy keeps winning, #victory trail, bros, CraftyChampion, ourguy, Top, winning

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5797
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	56	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83	Ores Mined:	6744
Gods Slained:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Chimeras Created:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the admins are total noobs? Well, look no further because /ourguy/ is here to save the day! Our admin is basically a Minecraft god, building epic structures with one hand while PvPing like a boss with the other.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a herd of rainbow-colored sheep riding pigs around spawn. Why, you ask? Because our admin thought it would be hilarious, that’s why! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are busting out some sick dance moves.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the legendary Diamond Chicken. Rumor has it that if you manage to tame one, it will lay diamond eggs for you to use as currency in our virtual marketplace.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness that is /ourguy/. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocky McBlockface: Where Even the Pixels Have Eyes

balance, blocky, Commitment, Communication, CURSES, dreams, EYES, growth, hobbies, Killers, love, Marriage, McBlockface, Men, neglect, Observation, obsessions, Partnership, pixels, Priorities, relationships, Respect, Understanding, Wife

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6498
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Mines Excavated:	1046
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the curse of turning your hobbies into relationships and neglecting your wife!

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where your dreams come to life, but don’t worry, your wife won’t be left behind. In fact, she might even join you on epic adventures and build the most epic base together!

Say goodbye to the curse of neglecting your loved ones and say hello to a world where your hobbies and relationships can coexist harmoniously. Join now and start building a stronger bond with your wife, one block at a time!

Blocky Booty Adventures: No Full-On Sex, Just Good Clean Fun!

action-packed, adult themes, Adventures, aliens, Anime, blocky, BOOTY, clean, death game, fullon, Fun, gantz, Good, Gore, housemates, living room, Manga adaptation, mature content, nudity, Psychological, Sci Fi, sex, sexual themes, Survival, Suspenseful, Technology, Thriller, violence

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1831
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7075	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Look no further, because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or couch, if you’re watching in the living room).

Our server is so epic, it’s like the Minecraft version of Gantz! You never know what crazy challenges or adventures await you around every corner. But don’t worry, we keep it PG-13 so you won’t have to worry about any awkward moments with your housemates. So come on, join us and experience the ultimate Minecraft thrill ride!

Girl Power Minecraft Server: Where Creepers Are the Only Guys Allowed!

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1498
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Divine Spears Created:	11	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Farms Harvested:	536
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all things wacky and wild!

Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Our community is filled with hilarious players who love to goof off and have a good time.

And if you’re worried about fitting in, don’t be! We have a strict “girls only” policy…just kidding! But seriously, we do have a secret club for players who prefer girls. So if you’re a girl who loves Minecraft, this is the server for you!

So come on over and join us for some laughs, some pranks, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of an epic quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom!

Crafty Latinos: Building Blocks and Tacos Server

blocks, building, Crafty, cultural exchange, culture, discrimination, Diversity, ethnicity, global perspectives, Identity, immigration, international community, Language, Latin American countries, Latin American diaspora, Latin Americans, Latinos, Multiculturalism, Opinions, perceptions, prejudice, Server, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Tacos, Traditions

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5142
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Astral Projections Made:	1
Buildings Constructed:	18	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Meteorites Collected:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Magic Items Found:	8679	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people actually talk about the game? Well, look no further because on our server, we discuss the important things in life, like what /int/ thinks of Latin Americans! Join us for heated debates, wild conspiracy theories, and maybe even make some friends along the way. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret to unlocking hidden treasures in the game by tapping into the collective wisdom of our eccentric community. So why wait? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Pixelated Pals: Where (You) Characters Come to Life!

Characters, Communication, Community, Conversation, discussion, ENGAGEMENT, forum, Interaction, internet, ITT, Life, long trail, members, ONLINE, PALS, participants, pixelated, post, sharing, social media, tags, virtual, you

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9267
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Votes:	4237
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old characters? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll find characters straight out of your wildest dreams (or nightmares)! We’ve got Steve riding a giant chicken, Creeper in a top hat and monocle, and even Herobrine hosting a dance party in the Nether! Join us for a chance to meet these iconic characters and embark on wacky adventures like never before. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the world! Don’t miss out on the madness, join us today!