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| Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 4676 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
| Emeralds Found: | 403 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 45 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 120 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 |
Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs? Well, do I have a deal for you! Join our server and trade your East Coast trading card for Alberta, Manitoba, and Sask trading cards! Why, you ask? Because we need more people on our server and apparently, we need more Republicans too. Don’t ask me why, I just work here.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Your crops will grow faster, your diamonds will be shinier, and creepers will start doing the Macarena instead of blowing up your house. Trust me, it’s a game-changer.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride of trading cards, political affiliations, and nonsensical Minecraft shenanigans. Who knows, you might even become the mayor of Alberta one day. Just kidding, that’s not a thing. Or is it? Join now to find out!
