Sasazuka Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ExtinctCraft: Thank God They’re Gone!

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4803
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Astral Projections Made:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can thank your lucky stars that certain creatures are extinct and not roaming around trying to eat your blocks! Join us for a wild ride through a world where dinosaurs, giant spiders, and creepers with laser eyes once ruled the land.

On our server, you can explore ancient ruins filled with treasure, battle hordes of zombie T-Rexes, and even ride on the backs of extinct creatures like the mighty Megalodon. But beware, because the ghost of the Dodo bird is said to haunt the forests at night, seeking revenge on all players who dare to disturb its peaceful slumber.

So come join us on our server and experience a world where the creatures that once terrorized the earth are now just a distant memory. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in this prehistoric paradise?

CraftyCommiesMC

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9735
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7404	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Emeralds Found:	4754
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

lol join our minecraft server cuz we got more drama than N. Korea sending containers of arms to Russia. like, u never know what’s gonna happen next, maybe a creeper will blow up ur house or a llama will start a revolution. plus, our mods are like secret agents, always watching and ready to ban anyone who tries to start trouble. come join the chaos and see if u can survive the madness. just watch out for those sneaky villagers, they’re always up to something shady.

Goofy’s Climax Craze

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6363
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	12

join our epic minecraft server where the sheep are actually secret agents plotting to take over the world with their woolly powers. you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle evil chickens armed with diamond swords. the lava flows with chocolate and the trees drop candy instead of leaves. also, rumor has it that if you find the hidden golden potato, you will gain the ability to shoot lasers from your eyes. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and experience the madness!

CarbonCraft: Wood to Save the Day!

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7775
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9901	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	241	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

yo yo yo come join dis crazy minecraft server where we got sponges dat capture CO2 like it’s nobody’s business. forget bout dem plastic blocks, we got new wood-based material dat absorbs carbon dioxide like a boss. join us and help save da planet while building epic structures and battling creepers. it’s a win-win situation, fam. so what you waitin for? come join da fun and be a part of da CO2 sponge revolution!

Realm of the Slightly Bland, but Mostly Vanilla

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2951
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	364	Votes:	8397

Master Realm Minecraft Server – Season: The Corrupted Chunks

Feature	Description
Explore a Corrupted World	Dive into a realm sealed by ancient gods. Unlock chunks with blocks or items for new challenges and rewards.
Season Theme	The world is full of corruption and mystery. Face tougher monsters, complex structures, and Blood Moons with enemy swarms.
Economy & Trading	Robust economy with coins and an auction house for trading and buying exclusive kits and custom items.
Slimefun Enhancements	New machines and gadgets for exciting crafting experiences.
100 New Dungeons & Bosses	Conquer tons of new dungeons and bosses for a challenge.

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server using the IP address: 148.113.189.39:25573

Q: Is the server new player-friendly?

A: Yes, the spawn area is safe for new players, and there are opportunities to progress and grow in the world.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: Yes, please refer to the server’s Discord for detailed rules and guidelines.

Q: Can I trade with other players on the server?

A: Yes, there is an auction house where you can trade and buy items from other players.

CraftyChatMC: Is this real?

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5201
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Ores Mined:	2321	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Void Gems Collected:	20
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, buckle up buttercup, because on our server, pigs can fly! That’s right, we’ve genetically modified our pigs to sprout wings and soar through the skies like majestic bacon angels.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Just imagine the bling bling loot you’ll be raking in!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is haunted by the ghost of Steve himself? He’s a friendly ghost though, always ready to lend a hand or a pickaxe when you need it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just be sure to watch out for those flying pigs… they tend to get a little rowdy.

SmileCraft SMP: HIS SMILE AND OPTIMISM RESTORED

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6282
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for non-stop laughs and ridiculous shenanigans!

Join us and witness the legendary tale of Steve, the blocky hero who single-handedly defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot and a dream. Or how about the time our resident prankster, Herobrine, turned the entire server into a giant maze filled with chickens wearing top hats?

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the infamous Pigman Gang, a group of rebellious pigs who have taken over the Nether and declared war on all players who dare to enter their territory. Will you join forces with them or stand against their curly-tailed tyranny?

So come on down to our wacky world and let your smile and optimism be restored as you embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

CraftyTraumaDiner

Abuse, Boundaries, Childhood, Communication, CraftyTraumaDiner, depression, emotional, Empathy, forgiveness, friendship, healing, mental health, narcissist, no contact, parents, past, relationships, Support, toxic parents, Trauma, Understanding

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9815
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Meteorites Collected:	3
Runes Activated:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky fun!

Our server is the perfect place to build your dream world and forget about all the toxic people in your life. No more listening to friends complain about their problems while ignoring yours – on our server, the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a giant roller coaster!

Join us and leave behind the eye-rolling friends who just don’t get it. Build your own paradise, mine for diamonds, and battle mobs with your new online buddies who understand the true struggles of escaping a toxic past.

So come on, join our server and leave the real world drama behind. Your abusive parents and unsupportive friends have no power here – only creepers and zombies to conquer!

BadVibesMC SMP

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6103
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building cute little houses and farming crops? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to be as bad as possible.

We’ve got players who have built entire villages out of TNT, created lava moats around their bases, and even turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze filled with traps and pitfalls. The crazier you are, the better!

But that’s not all – we also have regular events like “The Great Sheep Uprising” where players have to defend their precious woolly friends from an army of evil mobs. And let’s not forget about our legendary “Pig Racing” competitions where players ride pigs through obstacle courses for glory and prizes.

So if you’re ready to unleash your inner villain and cause chaos in the world of Minecraft, then join us on our server and show everyone just how bad you can be!

MineCraftLoveQuest

Affection, Commitment, Communication, Companionship, Connection, definition, emotions, forever.., Happiness, Intimacy, love, loyalty, MinecraftLoveQuest, Partnership, relationship, romance, soulmate, true love, Trust, unconditional love, Understanding

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5952
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	10

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Do you dream of finding your Minecraft soulmate to build a blocky empire with? Look no further, because on our server, true love is just a creeper explosion away! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious mishaps, and maybe even a little romance in the pixelated world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might just find your player 2 and live happily ever after in a virtual world filled with endless possibilities. So come on, join us and let’s craft some love together!