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CraftyDog Minecraft Server

action combat, BDO, black desert online, boss timers, coomer outfits, coupon codes, CraftyDog, Grind tracking, Grinding, guides, Guilds, Jealousy, KR News, Minecraft, mmorpg, NA/EU Patch Notes, Pearl Abyss, PvP, rng, sandbox experience, Sardine, Server, silver/hr, upgrade mechanics, World Map

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4149
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a wild ride filled with non-stop action combat, RNG madness, and more RNG than you can shake a stick at. But wait, there’s more! Upgrade mechanics that will have you spending four times the item’s worth just to see if you get lucky.

Join us for brand new PvP experiences that will have you questioning your sanity, while wearing coomer outfits like slutkinis and shondoms. And don’t forget about the infinite grinding on a circle or a private circle – because who doesn’t love a good grind?

Our server offers a pseudo sandbox experience that doesn’t really matter anymore now that Marni exists, but hey, it’s there if you want it. Plus, we have coupon codes that will make you question reality, an interactive world map that will blow your mind, and general utilities that will have you wondering how you ever lived without them.

So come on, join us on this epic adventure filled with craziness, chaos, and more RNG than you can handle. Our guilds, including Jealousy and Sardine[Enhancement failed], are waiting for you to join the madness. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

Minecraft SMP – AnthroMales vs Females #3205

Adventure, Anthro, AnthroMales, bears, comfort, FANTASY, feathers, Females, Furry, Human Males, Knights, love, Magic, Marriage, MASSAGE, Mature, Media, Minecraft, odin, romance, Sanctuary, smp, storytelling, writing guides

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4244
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	8184	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Crops Grown:	3432	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Hey there, are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we celebrate the beauty of Human Males On Female Anthros!

Our server is filled with outrageous stories and adventures, like the tale of a second chance, a loveless incantation, and even a bug in the stars (because who doesn’t love a good space adventure with furry creatures?).

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to experience a smoking hot beach bear party or get a cool massage in the virtual world? Well, now you can!

Join us for a wild ride filled with love, magic, and furry fatales. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a story of your own on our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s make some crazy memories together!

Jumper4TeensCraft

13 year old, Adult, aftermath, age gap, aita, BIAS, Camp, CHANGE, FLIRTING, girl, Giving, Jumper, Jumper4TeensCraft, Kids, MINOR, scout equivalent, Sun, togetherness, volunteer, water fight, Weirdo, world peace

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8322
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Farms Harvested:	793
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	9157	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can forget all about awkward encounters with minors at summer camp? Look no further! Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you’ll be covering in water is creepers trying to blow up your base!

We promise no adults will sit behind you and give you weird warnings about 13-year-olds. Instead, you’ll be surrounded by fellow players who just want to build epic structures and battle it out in epic PvP matches. Plus, we have a strict no-drama policy, so you can leave all that campsite gossip behind.

So come join us and leave the real world drama at the door. Who needs awkward encounters when you can be mining diamonds and exploring new biomes? See you in the game!

BeachBashMCSMP

activities, Beach, beach theme, BeachBashMCSMP, Birthday, bonfire, celebration, dancing, Frisbee, games, Music, outdoor fun, Party, sandcastle building, snorkeling, Sunbathing, Surfing, swimming, teenagers, Volleyball, water sports

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8375
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Ores Mined:	6820	Enchantments Applied:	83
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5497	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Are you tired of boring old birthday parties with cake and balloons? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP for the most epic beach theme birthday party ever!

Picture this: you and your friends building sandcastles, riding dolphins, and battling creepers on the sandy shores of our virtual beach. Don’t worry about sunscreen, because in our world, the sun never sets!

But that’s not all! We have exclusive beach-themed mini-games like watermelon seed spitting contests, coconut bowling, and even a shark-infested waterslide. And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on the legendary Beach Boss, a giant squid with a penchant for party hats.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a birthday bash that will go down in history as the craziest, most beach-tastic party ever!

MineCraftMastery

Consistency, daily routine, discipline, goal-setting, growth mindset., habit formation, habits, healthy habits, mindfulness, mindset, MineCraftMastery, motivation, personal growth, positive habits, productivity, self development, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-care, success habits

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2945
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will turn you into a Minecraft pro in no time! Join us and witness the magic of our top 3 habits that will transform you into a better version of yourself:

1. The Habit of Mining Obsidian with a Toothpick: Our players have mastered the art of mining obsidian with nothing but a toothpick! Imagine the looks on your friends’ faces when you show off your obsidian fortress built with toothpick-mined blocks.

2. The Habit of Taming Creepers as Pets: Forget about dogs and cats, on our server, you can tame creepers as your loyal pets! Watch as your explosive companions follow you around and protect you from any pesky mobs that come your way.

3. The Habit of Building Roller Coasters in the Nether: Who says the Nether has to be a scary place? On our server, players have turned the fiery depths into a theme park paradise by building epic roller coasters that will make you scream with delight (and maybe a little fear).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start developing these life-changing habits that will make you the ultimate Minecraft master!

UkraineCraft Server – F-16s vs Russia!

aerial combat, aggression, Air Force, aircraft, battle, Combat, Conflict, Defense, defense strategy, eastern europe, F-16s, F16s, Geopolitical, international relations, Military, military intervention, nato, russia, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, warplanes

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9393
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Chimeras Created:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT UKRAINE F-16s FLYIN AROUND FIGHTIN RUSSIA! YEAH, U HEARD RIGHT! U CAN FLY A F-16 AND DROP CREEPERS ON UR ENEMIES! WE ALSO GOT A SECRET BASE UNDERGROUND FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD! JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL DA CRAZY FUN! #F16MINECRAFTBATTLE #UKRAINEVSRUSSIA #DIAMONDSFOREVER

Musk’s Blocky Battle: UK Edition

battle, blocky, civil war, Comments.., Conflict, controversy, Edition, elon musk, Future, Global, Inevitable, Musk, Musks, News, Politics, post, social media, society, Technology, Tension, twitter, uk, United Kingdom, Unjustified

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4963
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Dimension Hops:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Animals Bred:	17	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	6592	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, you know? like, imagine a place where you can, like, build a house out of diamonds and ride a pig into battle against a army of evil chickens.

we got, like, crazy events happening all the time, like a giant zombie apocalypse where you gotta team up with other players to survive and, like, save the world from certain doom.

also, like, the admin is a wizard who can turn you into a unicorn if you bring him a golden apple. it’s, like, totally legit, bro.

join us now and be part of the most epic adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re scared of having too much fun, then maybe stay away.

FirebrickFrenzy

2050, batteries, clean energy, climate change, cost effective, energy efficiency, environmental impact, FirebrickFrenzy, firebricks, global reliance, heat-storing, Hydrogen, industrial applications, Industries, innovation, renewable energy, researchers, sustainable technology, thermal storage, TRILLIONS, underground heat storage

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1371
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft players out there! Have you ever wanted to join a server that’s so lit, it’s like firebricks saving industries trillions of dollars? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb diggity!

Join us and experience a world where firebricks are the key to everything. We predict that by playing on our server, you could reduce your reliance on boring old batteries by 14.5%. That’s right, no more dead phones or laptops for you!

Not only that, but you could also cut down on your hydrogen usage by a whopping 31%. Say goodbye to stinky gas stations and hello to a cleaner, greener Minecraft world!

And get this, underground heat storage? Pfft, who needs it when you’re on our server! We’ll reduce that nonsense by 27.3% and have you living your best Minecraft life in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the craziest, most firebrick-filled server in the Minecraft universe. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

AnimeCraft Minecraft Server

anime classics, Anime Community, anime culture, anime fandom, anime fans, anime favorites, anime lovers, anime nostalgia, anime nostalgia trip, anime oldies, anime reminiscing, Anime Series, anime shows, anime throwback, AnimeCraft, childhood memories, classic, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Old anime, retro anime, Server, vintage

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7233
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t understand your love for old anime? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and relive the glory days of anime with our custom-built anime-themed world where you can battle monsters inspired by your favorite shows and collect rare items like the legendary “Naruto Ramen Bowl” or the “Sailor Moon Tiara of Power”.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker where you can find rare anime memorabilia and even meet the ghost of Hayao Miyazaki himself! Rumor has it that he will grant you three wishes if you can beat him in a game of Minecraft PVP.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate anime master in a world where the power of friendship and pixel art collide!

MaxPotentialMinecraftSMP

Abilities, Coaching, Development, Effectiveness, efficiency, free agent, growth, Improvement, Management, max potential, MaxPotentialMinecraftSMP, Optimization, Performance, Potential, previous, Recruitment, Skills, strategy, success, talent, Utilization

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7961
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Astral Projections Made:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	194	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Crops Grown:	7358	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	6

Are you tired of joining Minecraft SMPs where the free agents are just sitting around, twiddling their thumbs? Look no further than our server! We have a track record of taking free agents and turning them into absolute legends. One time, we had a free agent who could only mine dirt with their bare hands, but after joining our server, they became a master builder with a diamond pickaxe that could mine through bedrock! Join us now and unleash your full potential, no matter how ridiculous it may seem!

StepsonDramaCraft

blended family, family, family dynamics, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, Identity, last name, Marriage, name change, parenting, parenting decisions, relationships, step-parenting, stepchildren, stepfamily, stepmom, stepson, stepson’s dad, stepson’s mom, StepsonDramaCraft

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9429
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	82
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of last names and family dynamics! Join us for a wild adventure filled with name changes, stepfamily drama, and over-the-top obsessions!

Are you ready to navigate the treacherous waters of step-parenting and name-changing shenanigans? Dive into our server and witness Angela’s quest to make her stepson, Josh, embrace his new last name with all her might. Will Josh stand his ground and go back to his mom’s last name when he turns 18? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! Witness Angela’s grand plans and hopes to convince Josh to keep his new last name. Will she succeed, or will Josh’s determination to honor his mom’s legacy prevail? It’s a battle of wills and names on our server like you’ve never seen before!

So, why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you experience the thrill of family drama, name changes, and step-parenting antics all in one place? Don’t miss out on the chaos and join us now for a gaming experience like no other!