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  • Brazilian Bants: Craft, Laugh, and Build with ‘/bra/’ Minecraft Server

    Brazilian Bants: Craft, Laugh, and Build with ‘/bra/’ Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/200 Votes: 7511
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Wyrmholes Dug: 9
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 88 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 462 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is here to inject some comedy into your gaming experience!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious adventures and wacky shenanigans. Our community is like a circus on steroids, with players pulling off insane stunts and cracking jokes that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a poultry ruler who commands an army of feathered warriors. Join his flock and conquer the land with the power of clucks and pecks!

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for a laugh-out-loud experience that will leave you in stitches? Come on over and let the good times roll!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Nail Drive Fun Land

    Nail Drive Fun Land
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    Players: 102/600 Votes: 5275
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 41 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 43 Goblin Markets Raided: 4
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9 Animals Bred: 136

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server where the pigs ride on chickens and the creepers wear top hats. if you ever feel too small to make a difference, drive over a nail. why join? because our diamonds are actually made of cheese and our zombies breakdance instead of attack. plus, our villagers are all secretly werewolves so you never know who you can trust. come join the madness and see if you can survive in this crazy world where the only rule is to have fun!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NICE ❤️▶ DADDY CRAFT ◀❤️ 1.8 – 1.21.1 FLY IN! Minecraft server

    NICE ❤️▶ DADDY CRAFT ◀❤️ 1.8 – 1.21.1 FLY IN! Minecraft server
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    Players: 102/200 Votes: 8954
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 20
    Epic Shields Constructed: 36 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 13 Lunar Scepters Activated: 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 22
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 38 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 31 Meteorite Armor Created: 19

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    What is BatyaCraft?

    This is the best minecraft server where you can become a father in the area!

    IP: hipe.batyacraft.ru

    – Everything you need is there! Skins, a bunch of thoughtful modes, tops, tasks!

    Self-written plugins that we made ourselves!

    – The best anti-cheat that really punishes hackers!

    – We do everything from the heart

    – Versions from 1.8 – 1.12.2 – 1.21.1

    We have a lot of modes for you to have fun:

    ▶ SKYBLOCK

    There is a mode where you can build your own island by extracting things from the void. There is also a well-thought-out economy, ore generation, and a 50-wave mob arena with different sets. You can shop with everyone and win at auctions, and then you can create a store right here. All this is a freebie, so go!

    ▶ SKYWARS

    If you go to the gym a lot, then you can clearly beat everyone in pvp, so the SKYWARS mode was created for you. You jump on the island, look for what you got in the chests and kill everyone in order to drag the skating rink to the edge. Come on, it’s hardcore slaughter, just the way you like it!

    ▶ BEDWARS

    Well, if you know how to tactfully kill everyone and everything, and even break the beds, then come here and show everyone who can drag. You know how to play this game, so there is no need to explain.

    ▶ PRISON

    It happens that you are thrown into jail, but you don’t want to rot there, do you? Therefore, you need to develop, then come to the factions that will become your second home and kill all the policemen and bosses. The prison is really huge, so come on, search everything and dominate.

    IP: hipe.batyacraft.ru

    Discord: https://discord.com/invite/PhEvaF7

    Come to us, there is something to do there: hipe.batyacraft.ru

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Boomer SMP – The Boomiest McMMO Server with Elder Lands and Mythic Mobs! Join now for a blast!

    Boomer SMP – The Boomiest McMMO Server with Elder Lands and Mythic Mobs! Join now for a blast!
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    Players: 110/200 Votes: 1704
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 25
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 63 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 232 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 21 Magic Wands Crafted: 16

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview – ELDER

    Looking for a Minecraft server that offers both the classic survival feel and deep RPG elements without the pay-to-win nonsense? ELDER is the perfect mix of laid-back gameplay and exciting quests for those who want to enjoy Minecraft at their own pace. We have both Females and males and have people from all over the world! Discover and collect pets and mounts

    No Modpack needed! Server handles all custom features!

    SERVER IP – 103.152.196.59

    DISCORD – https://discord.gg/FHxecMqY

    Collect mounts! – Over 90 unique mounts to be found – Slay bosses then ride them – Unlock flying mounts later in the game!

    🌍 Survival & RPG – Explore a vast world where you can build, mine, and thrive in survival mode, or dive into a custom RPG world with unique quests, custom mobs, and engaging storylines. Whether you want to chill and farm or take on epic quests, it’s up to you!

    Collect Pets! – Over 19 unique pets to be found and captured!

    💎 No Pay-to-Win – We believe in fair gameplay. No overpowered gear for cash—just fun, balanced progression. Our ranks are purely cosmetic and for fun.

    🛡️ Casual, Mature Community – Elder is built for players who want a relaxed atmosphere. We welcome mature players who appreciate a friendly, respectful, and no-drama environment.

    Buy Cosmetics and furniture with in-game currency! NO PAY TO WIN

    No Modpack needed! Server handles all custom features!

    SERVER IP – 103.152.196.59

    DISCORD – https://discord.gg/FHxecMqY

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

    Question Answer
    Is there a pay-to-win system on the server? No, we believe in fair gameplay and do not offer overpowered gear for cash. Our ranks are only cosmetic and for fun.
    How many unique mounts are available on the server? There are over 90 unique mounts that can be found by slaying bosses and riding them. Flying mounts can be unlocked later in the game.
    What is the server’s community like? We have a casual and mature community that values a friendly, respectful, and drama-free environment. Players of all genders from around the world are welcome.
    Can pets be collected on the server? Yes, there are over 19 unique pets that can be found and captured throughout the game.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Jastor’s Block Party Minecraft Server

    Jastor’s Block Party Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/200 Votes: 7821
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Emeralds Found: 6952
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 5 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Wyrmholes Dug: 6 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have appointed Jastor Gallywix as the leader of the goblins! Sure, he may have a questionable track record with enslaving his own people and prioritizing money over everything else, but hey, at least he’s entertaining, right?

    Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and questionable leadership decisions. Who knows what kind of chaos Jastor Gallywix will bring to the table next? Will he start a goblin casino? Or maybe he’ll lead a goblin parade through the streets of Minecraftia, throwing gold coins at everyone in sight.

    Don’t miss out on the opportunity to witness the madness unfold on our server. Join now and be a part of the most absurd Minecraft community out there. Who needs Thrall when you have Jastor Gallywix leading the charge?

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Civil India SMP – Basically Surprising Minecraft SMP

    Civil India SMP – Basically Surprising Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 90/900 Votes: 4002
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 35 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Immortal Anvils Forged: 16
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Players Killed by Monsters: 422 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0

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    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and anarchy is the name of the game! Join us if you’re tired of boring old rules and want to let your inner wild child run free.

    In our server, India is the epitome of civilization compared to the madness that goes down in Brazil. Rumor has it that a group of players built a giant rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, just for the thrill of it.

    But that’s not all – we’ve got secret underground societies, treasure hunts that lead to nowhere, and even a llama army that roams the land causing mischief.

    So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the chaos, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, anything goes – and we mean anything!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PornstarProgeny SMP

    PornstarProgeny SMP
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    Players: 102/300 Votes: 6171
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 19
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Rune Stones Activated: 4
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Dragons Tamed: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where all the players are children of pornstars and sex workers!

    Experience a world where every block tells a scandalous story and every creeper has a secret to spill. Build your own empire of adult entertainment and watch as your friends try to keep up with your wild lifestyle.

    But be warned, drama is always around the corner on this server. From love triangles to family feuds, you never know what juicy gossip will come out next. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy, sexy world of Minecraft!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TongueBrusherCraft

    TongueBrusherCraft
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    Players: 104/300 Votes: 6369
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0 Divine Spears Created: 11
    Crystal Wands Charged: 12 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where brushing your tongue is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory! Why, you ask? Well, rumor has it that our server is home to a rare breed of enchanted cows that can only be tamed by those with minty fresh breath. So grab your toothbrush and get ready to embark on a quest to find these elusive creatures and ride them into battle against hordes of evil zombies.

    But that’s not all – our server is also rumored to be haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to play pranks on unsuspecting players. From turning your house upside down to filling your inventory with nothing but rotten flesh, this ghost will keep you on your toes and laughing all the way.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will challenge your dental hygiene habits and tickle your funny bone, look no further! Join us today and see if you have what it takes to conquer the enchanted cows and outsmart the ghostly prankster.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • UkraineDroneCraft: Dutch Donation

    UkraineDroneCraft: Dutch Donation
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    Players: 102/800 Votes: 7564
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Crops Grown: 7188
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 28
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that has DRONES? well guess what, our server has DRONES. netherlands be like “yo ukraine, here’s 400 million for some sick drone action” and we were like “let’s bring that drone action to minecraft, baby!” join our server for the most epic drone battles you’ve ever seen. fly high, shoot lasers, and dominate the skies. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the drone revolution!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Sky Boat Adventures

    Sky Boat Adventures
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    Players: 103/400 Votes: 6040
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Mythical Relics Collected: 7
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Dragons Tamed: 5 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Epic Weapons Forged: 10
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 1

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    Yo, ever wanted to see boats flying in the sky like they’re planes and planes sinking in the ocean like they’re boats? well, you’re in luck cuz on our server that’s just a normal Tuesday! Join us for the most wacky and wild Minecraft experience you’ll ever have.

    We’ve got pigs riding on top of chickens, cows doing backflips off of cliffs, and villagers breakdancing in the streets. Not to mention, our diamonds are actually made of cheese and our creepers explode in a rainbow of glitter and confetti.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary flying sheep that poop out golden apples and our zombies are trained in ballet. Plus, our Ender Dragon is actually just a giant kitten that shoots lasers out of its eyes.

    So come on down to our server and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs airmail when you can have boats in the sky and planes in the ocean? Join us now for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • 2 More Days Minecraft Server

    2 More Days Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/400 Votes: 3624
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 14 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Gods Slained: 0
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers all by yourself? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, for on this epic Minecraft server, you can team up with Jesus himself to conquer the pixelated world!

    Join us on this server and witness miracles happening left and right as Jesus turns water into lava and walks on air blocks like a boss. Need some bread to survive? No worries, Jesus will just multiply some loaves and fishes for you.

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to a secret underground dungeon where you can battle evil mobs alongside Moses and Noah. Imagine riding on a boat with Noah while he saves all the animals from a flood of creepers – talk about a wild ride!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this server and let’s get holy together! Just remember, when in doubt, WWJD (What Would Jesus Dig)!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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