Sarah Longthorne Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NoCutsNoButtsMC

-5 degrees, Beans, Checkout, Christmas spirit, cold, compassion, contractions, grocery store, Heartless, Items, Labor, NoCutsNoButtsMC, Rush, Season, self checkout, soccer game, Time, UNCOMFORTABLE, WAIT, WOMAN

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4602
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3686	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of everyday life? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with entitled soccer moms trying to cut in line at the grocery store! Join us for a world of endless possibilities and no labor and contraction stories in sight. Plus, our server is so hot, you won’t even notice the -5 degree weather outside. So come on over and leave the heartless bitches behind – unless they want to play Minecraft, of course!

FrogSMP

Earth, Economy, Minecraft SMP Jobs Skills Automation Shop Economy Teleport Groups Area protections Custom world Exploration Building Survival PVP Quests Server Community Plugins Modding, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6731
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Runes Activated:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

! FrogSMP Welcome to

Main features:

Jobs and Skills: Develop new skills and gain through a variety of jobs. Dosages: Automation of tasks to facilitate your progress. Shop and Economy: Buy, sell and trade with other players on your way to economic success. Personal Teleport Points: Quickly move to your or others’ favorite locations. Groups: Collaborate with friends and form your own groups. Area protections: Protect your construction with an area claim system. Custom World: Explore a unique world you won’t find anywhere else!

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Azure Kingdom 1.20.3

1.20.3, 4koma, AZURE, Banners, Binah, blue archive, Commissions, Events, Experience, fubuki, general, guides, HARD, kanna, Kingdom, Kirino, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Noa, Normals, patch notes, PVs, Resources, Say-Bing!, Scrimmages, Secret Midnight Party, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set, Total Assault, Yuuka

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6529
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Yo, bros and broettes! Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s knitting circle on a Friday night? Well, look no further, because our server is the bee’s knees, the cat’s pajamas, and the llama’s drama all rolled into one!

Join us for a crazy adventure where you can build your dream world, battle epic mobs, and maybe even find a secret midnight party with an oni holding a bell – who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got limit break assaults, hovercraft races, and double the lessons, commissions, normals, hards, and experience points – it’s like winning the lottery, but with creepers instead of cash!

And if that’s not enough to tickle your pickle, how about some swimsuit babes like Kanna, Fubuki, and Kirino waiting for you in our banners? They’ll make you say “Bing!” and never look back!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of fun, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of sanity – but who needs that anyway? Let’s get blocky, baby!

Cara Thread Minecraft SMP

accessories, Cara, Cara thread, Crafting, Creative, design, diy, embellishments, embroidery, Fabric, fashion, Handmade, hobby, inspiration, Minecraft, needlework, patterns, Projects, Sewing, smp, stitching, textile art, Thread, tutorials

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7685
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Void Armor Forged:	22
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a horde of angry chickens. But don’t worry, they’re just trying to protect their precious diamond eggs that they’ve been hoarding. Your mission? Steal those eggs and become the ultimate chicken whisperer.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny?

And let’s not forget about the infamous potato cult that roams the server, spreading their starchy gospel to all who will listen. Will you join their carb-filled ranks or resist the temptation of the almighty potato?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just watch out for those killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

ToyThiefGrannyAITA

anger, Boundaries, Charity, children, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, family, forgiveness, Generosity, grandkids, hospice, judgement, reconciliation, RELATIVES, resolution, stealing, Toys, ToyThiefGrannyAITA, Trust, Visit

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2811
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Void Gems Collected:	31	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the insanity of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky fun.

Just like Heather swooped in and took those toys without a second thought, you can swoop in and claim your spot on our server. No need to ask permission, just jump right in and start building your virtual empire.

And just like Heather’s granddaughters couldn’t resist opening those toys, you won’t be able to resist exploring all the amazing creations our players have built. From towering castles to underground lairs, there’s something for everyone on our server.

So why wait? Join now and let the drama of real life fade away as you embark on epic adventures in the world of Minecraft. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with family feuds and toy thieves.

StraightButNotNarrow Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Allies, coming out, Diversity, equality, Gay, gender, Identity, inclusion, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ Pride Parade, lgbtq rights, love is love, Minecraft, non-binary, pride, queer, RAINBOW, Sexuality, smp, Straight.., StraightButNotNarrow, supportive

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3834
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	68
Animals Bred:	197	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, I swear! We got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground club where the villagers throw the craziest parties. Plus, one time a creeper tried to run for president and we all had to stop him before he blew up the whole server. It was nuts, man! So come join us and let’s make some epic memories together, you won’t regret it, I promise!

RegretCraft2030

#sustainability, conscious living., consumerism, digital age, Environment, fashion, fast fashion, Future, instant gratification, long-term consequences, materialism, mindfulness, modern trends, regret, RegretCraft2030, SELF AWARENESS, social media, societal values, society, Technology, throwaway culture

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9578
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Potions Brewed:	173
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Divine Spears Created:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64

Are you tired of boring old trends that will make you cringe in a decade? Join our Minecraft server and escape the embarrassment of following the crowd! Our server is like a time machine, transporting you to a world where ridiculous trends are celebrated and embraced. From building giant statues of avocado toast to creating pixel art of TikTok dances, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why wait for regret to kick in when you can join us and have a blast right now? Trust us, in 10 years you’ll be thanking us for saving you from the embarrassment of following boring trends.

Frosty Kingdom 1.21.3

1.21.3, alive, arguments, bros, end of holidays, family, family arguments, family disagreements, family disputes, family dynamics, family gatherings, family politics, frosty, good to be alive, half year, holiday season, holidays, Kingdom, Over.., political debates, Politics

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5194
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Enchantments Applied:	110	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

Yo, bros, guess what? The holidays are almost over, which means no more family arguments over politics for another half year! It’s like being reborn, but in Minecraft! Join our server and escape the real world drama for some virtual fun! Let’s build some crazy sh*t together and forget about all the nonsense. Life is too short for family drama, let’s mine and craft our way to happiness!

The Best Wrestler Minecraft SMP

aew, best wrestler, Minecraft, professional wrestling, smp, Sports Entertainment, wrestler, wrestling, wrestling career, wrestling champion, wrestling fan, wrestling history, wrestling industry, wrestling legend, wrestling match, wrestling moves, wrestling performance, wrestling ring, wrestling skills, wrestling superstar, wrestling technique, wwe

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5618
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can wrestle is a pig? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the best wrestler in all of Minecraft! He goes by the name of Diamond Slam and he’s taken down creepers, zombies, and even Ender Dragons with his signature move, the TNT Tombstone Piledriver!

Join our server and witness epic wrestling matches between players, where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week! But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground wrestling ring where players can battle it out for the title of Minecraft Champion. Will you be the one to dethrone Diamond Slam and take his place as the ultimate wrestler?

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of Minecraft wrestling like never before. Just be sure to bring your A-game and maybe a diamond sword or two, because things are about to get rowdy!

PianoCraft Minecraft Server

Commitment, Competition, DAUGHTER, Dedication, EMBARRASSMENT, extracurricular activities, family, friendship, Minecraft, musical education, musical interests, parental decisions, peer pressure, piano lessons, Pianocraft, progress, Quitting, recital, rules, Server, social dynamics, Support, talent

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2228
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Votes:	5333	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Void Armor Forged:	24
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Looking for a server that will teach you dedication and perseverance like never before? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Just like Annie’s commitment to piano lessons, we require all players to stick with the game for a year before they can quit (no questions asked if they do decide to leave after that).

Join us and practice your Minecraft skills for at least an hour every day, just like Annie practices piano. Who knows, you might even make rapid progress and impress everyone with your building skills!

And don’t worry about playing the same old game, our server is constantly evolving with new challenges and adventures. Just like Annie, who played the same piece as a 6 year old, you’ll have the chance to show off your skills and compete with other players.

But beware of the frenemies on the server, just like Annie’s former best friend Emily. They may try to outdo you with their well-known Chopin pieces (or in this case, epic builds). But remember, it’s all in good fun and competition only makes you stronger!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and let’s see if you have what it takes to stick with it for a year. And who knows, maybe you’ll surprise yourself with how much you enjoy the challenge!