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| Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 6028 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 14 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 46 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
| Crops Grown: | 2286 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 |
Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, it’s so lit that even the measles are tryna get in on the action! Our server is so poppin’ that even Columbia University did a study on it, talkin’ ’bout how our player count be surgin’ like 140% in just a few years!
We got players from all over the world, even from them low-resourced countries where they ain’t got time for vaccines. And don’t even get me started on them wealthy nations, they be too busy tryna dodge shots in-game to get their shots IRL.
So come join us on this wild ride, where even the measles can’t resist the fun! Who needs vaccines when you got our server to keep you entertained? Let’s get this party started, y’all!
