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Santa’s Slim Server

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6834
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

come join our epic minecraft server where no one fat shames santa claus!!! we got flying reindeer, magical elves, and a workshop filled with diamonds and emeralds! santa is the ultimate boss battle, but if you defeat him, you get unlimited cookies for life! our spawn point is at the north pole, so you can build snow forts and have snowball fights with the yetis. plus, every player gets a pet polar bear to ride around on. so come on down and join the fun, because on this server, santa is the king and everyone is on the nice list!

2000s Logos Thread Minecraft SMP

“2000s”, advertising, branding, branding trends, Community, design, digital art, discussion, forum, Graphic design, iconic, internet culture, logos, Marketing, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Retro, smp, social media, Thread, vintage, visual identity

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3567
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Players Killed by Monsters:	408
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the sheep are rainbow colored, the creepers wear party hats, and the villagers break out into dance numbers every time you trade with them.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond chicken suit that gives you the power to lay golden eggs.

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is located on a floating island in the sky, where gravity is optional and pigs can fly? Join us for epic adventures, ridiculous shenanigans, and a whole lot of laughs. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!

Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4118
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Titanic Battles Fought:	28

Are you bored of the same old Minecraft servers with boring quests and lame builds? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding. Yes, you heard that right! Join our server and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build entire cities in a single night and tames dragons for fun. Rumor has it that if you can find Blocky Bob, he’ll grant you three wishes – but be careful what you wish for, because things tend to get a little… explosive around here.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you’re not careful around those dancing creepers). Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring servers.

Bank to Crypto Exchange Minecraft SMP

Bank, Banking, banking services, black professional, bullrun, Crypto, crypto exchange, cryptocurrency, customer service, Digital Currency, exchange, finance, financial institution, financial transaction, funds transfer, Minecraft, MONEY, smp, switch banks, wire transfer, wire transfer delay, wire transfer fees, wire transfer process, wire transfer security

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	598
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	417	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Are you tired of missing out on epic bull runs because your bank can’t get their act together? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing you’ll be transferring is blocks and diamonds! Our black professional villagers are experts at handling large sums of virtual currency and won’t judge you for your wealth (or lack thereof). Say goodbye to missed opportunities and hello to endless adventures in our crazy world. So switch banks? Nah, switch to our server instead and start building your crypto empire today!

Crafty Lewd Smugs Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1943
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Ores Mined:	1705
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic discussions about lewd smugs! Join us for a wild ride as we debate the best ways to build sexy statues and create scandalous skins.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground club where players can participate in risqué roleplaying adventures. From steamy love triangles to scandalous betrayals, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and get ready to unleash your inner naughty builder. Just be prepared for some seriously spicy shenanigans!

Pleasantly Surprised TV Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7969
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

So glad you stumbled upon our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community of players who are as crazy as they come.

Imagine this: you log on to the server and find yourself in the middle of a massive treasure hunt where the prize is a diamond block the size of a house. But watch out, because the block is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes.

Or how about participating in our annual sheep racing competition, where players ride on the backs of flying pigs while trying to dodge obstacles like exploding creepers and lava pits. It’s a race like no other, and the winner gets a crown made out of enchanted golden carrots.

And let’s not forget about our legendary pranking wars, where players go head to head in a battle of wits and creativity to see who can pull off the most outrageous prank. From filling someone’s house with hundreds of chickens to turning their entire base into a giant cake, the possibilities are endless.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor!

Blocky Black Sheep Minecraft Server

1970, African American, America, Black, Blacks, blocky, civil rights, discrimination, ENTITLEMENT, food stamps, Handouts, ignorance, INEQUALITY, MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, Minecraft, moon landing, POVERTY, racism, Server, Sheep, social justice, Stereotypes, systemic oppression, tiktok, Welfare

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7623
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Are you tired of dealing with TikTok trolls who can’t appreciate the greatness of America? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only handouts are diamonds and enchanted gear!

We’ve got a thriving community of players who know the true meaning of American greatness – like building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and defeating the Ender Dragon.

So if you’re ready to leave the food stamp mentality behind and embrace a world of endless possibilities, join us on our server today! Who needs TikTok drama when you can have a creeper explode in your face instead?

Evil Girls Be Gone Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9521
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Potions Brewed:	92	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Ores Mined:	5231
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Are you tired of evil girls taking over your Minecraft SMP server? Look no further, because our server has the solution! Join us and help us defeat the evil girls by building giant statues of cute puppies to distract them. Trust us, it’s the only way to stop their reign of terror. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds and a never-ending supply of cake. So what are you waiting for? Join us and save the world from the evil girls!

IronLine server Minecraft

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7342
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Towns Built:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Farms Harvested:	675	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

IronLine Best Grief Server!

IronLine.mc-dns.net:25793

Blocky Bants Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8849
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Villages Defended:	17	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Farms Harvested:	323
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs), creepers dance to dubstep music, and the trees drop candy instead of wood.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And rumor has it, if you can find the hidden golden chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the wackiest, craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Steve Wallis Chechen Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2426
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Zombie Dances:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to embrace the chaos! Rumor has it that Steve Wallis is actually a Chechen spy sent to infiltrate our server and steal all our diamonds. But don’t worry, we’ve got llamas trained in the ancient art of karate to protect us. Join us for epic battles, secret underground lairs, and the chance to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on this server!