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Time Warp Minecraft Server

Adventure, Alternate Timeline, CHANGE, Curiosity, Exploration, FANTASY, Foresight, Future, hindsight, History, innovation, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Paradox, past, progress, science fiction, Server, speculative fiction, Technology, temporal travel, Time, time machine, Warp

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4629
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	282	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Holy Grails Found:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Step into our Minecraft server and you’ll feel like you’ve hopped into a time machine set on turbo mode! Travel back to the prehistoric era where you can ride dinosaurs and build your own Jurassic Park. Or zoom into the future where robots rule the land and you can battle cyborgs in epic PvP battles.

Join us for a wild ride through time and space, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. So why settle for a boring old time machine when you can join our server and create your own crazy adventures? Time travel has never been so hilarious!

CreeperCrafter69

bad sex, chemistry, Communication, Connection, consent, CreeperCrafter69, emotional connection, experimentation, foreplay, good sex, guys perspective, Intimacy, performance anxiety, Physical attraction, Pleasure, Relaxation, satisfaction, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5635
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Are you tired of bad sex in Minecraft? Join our server and experience the ultimate pleasure of building and crafting with a group of like-minded players! Bad sex on our server is like accidentally placing a block in the wrong spot and ruining your whole build. But good sex is like finding a hidden diamond ore and striking it rich with valuable resources! So come join us and get ready for some mind-blowing adventures in the world of Minecraft!

KharkivCraft: No More Russian Strikes!

airstrikes, Attacks, CASUALTIES, Ceasefire, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Kharkiv, KharkivCraft, Mayor, Military, military intervention, Peace efforts, russia, Russian, strikes, Ukraine, Ukrainian strikes, violence, War

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1500
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Astral Projections Made:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Farms Harvested:	566
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	14

lol this server is so lit that even Ukrainian strikes on Russia are helping reduce attacks on Kharkiv! like, what even?! come join us and witness the power of our server where even world events are affected by our epic gameplay. who needs politics when you can just play Minecraft and save the day, amirite? join now and be a part of this crazy adventure!

CoffeeCraft_WakeUpCall

accident prone, caffeine boost, clumsy moments, coffee accidents, coffee addiction, coffee disaster, coffee stains, CoffeeCraft_WakeUpCall, messy desk, morning chaos, morning routine, office humor, office mishaps, paper mess, Paperwork, spilled coffee, spilled drink, Spilling coffee, unexpected wake up call, waking up, work productivity

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9641
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	78
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Yo, so like, imagine this: you spill your coffee all over your boring paperwork, right? But instead of getting mad, you’re like, “YAS, this is the sign I’ve been waiting for!” Because on our server, spilling coffee on your paperwork is actually a secret code to unlock a hidden realm filled with diamond blocks and flying pigs. Yeah, you heard me right, FLYING PIGS. And if you join our server, you can ride those pigs into battle against evil zombies and giant spiders. Plus, every time you die, you respawn as a dancing llama with a top hat. So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join our server? It’s like a caffeine-fueled adventure of epic proportions. Let’s get this party started, coffee spillers unite! 🐷☕️🦙 #coffeemadness #diamondsfordays #llamalove

PlacentaCraft: Baby Brain Boosters

baby, Boosters, Brain, fetal brain, Fetal development, health, immune activation, immune cells, immune function, immune response, immune system, inflammation, maternal health, maternal immune system, metabolic diseases, microglia, Monitoring, placenta, PlacentaCraft, pregnancy complications, Pregnant Women, prenatal care, research, Testing

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9683
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Potions Brewed:	101
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	172	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	49	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS LIT AF!

ON OUR SERVER, YOU CAN FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES, BUILD EPIC CASTLES, AND EVEN RIDE LLAMAS INTO BATTLE! BUT THAT’S NOT ALL, FOLKS! WE ALSO HAVE IMMUNE ACTIVATION IN PREGNANT WOMEN! YUP, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! PREGNANT WOMEN WITH METABOLIC DISEASES FIGHTING OFF CREEPERS AND SKELETONS LIKE A BOSS!

AND GET THIS, WE HAVE FETAL BRAIN IMMUNE CELLS CALLED MICROGLIA! WHO KNEW BABIES COULD BE SO TOUGH, RIGHT? YOU CAN’T MONITOR MICROGLIA IN THE FETAL BRAIN, BUT GUESS WHAT? YOU CAN TEST IMMUNE CELLS IN THE PLACENTA INSTEAD! IT’S LIKE A WHOLE NEW LEVEL OF MINECRAFT MADNESS!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER TODAY AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! LET’S GET IMMUNE-ACTIVATED, BABY! WOOHOO!

JoinWood Minecraft server

Adventure, Community, Exploration, Fun, Gaming, JoinWood, Minecraft, multiplayer, Server, Survival

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4698
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Come in, you won’t regret it 🙂

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TheCrib: Where even creepers are welcome! Java + Bedrock 1.20, all versions supported, surviving with style!

Anarchy, bedrock, Bedrock Port, Community, CREEPERS, discord server, Events, Factions, Ip:, java, Java versions, Join, major versions, player experience, Quality, quality of life, smp, Style, Support, Supported, Survival, Surviving, TheCrib, Versions, Wiki

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8706
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Void Armor Forged:	17	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

TheCrib Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Survival, SMP, Factions, Anarchy
Supported Platforms	Java & Bedrock
Available Versions	Java 1.7 to latest

Important Links

Server IP: thecribmc.us.to
Bedrock Port: 19132
Discord Server: discord.gg/thecribmc
Wiki: wiki.thecrib.live

FAQs

Question	Answer
What type of server is TheCrib?	TheCrib is a Survival, SMP, Factions, and Anarchy based server.
What platforms does the server support?	The server supports both Java & Bedrock platforms.
Which versions of Java are available to join on?	Versions 1.7 to the latest version of Java are supported.

KingdomCraft Server: Heartfelt Tales

358/2 Days, adaptation, Builds upon, Chain of Memories, Disney, enhances, games, Heartfelt, Heartless, keyblade, kingdom hearts, kingdom hearts II, kingdom hearts iii, Kingdom Hearts: Final Mix, kingdomcraft, Manga, nobodies, organization XIII, series, Server, sora, storytime, Tales

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9950
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Dragons Tamed:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will take you on a wild adventure like no other? Look no further than our server, where we bring the magic of Kingdom Hearts to life in a way that will blow your mind!

Join us as we dive into the world of Kingdom Hearts III and beyond, with twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Our server is not just a game, it’s an experience that will have you questioning reality itself.

From battling heartless to teaming up with your favorite characters, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why wait? Join now and embark on a journey that will leave you saying, “I never knew Minecraft could be this epic!”

”The Blockhead Haven Minecraft Server”

#youtube, arch linux, Blockhead, bootable usb, Character, command line, command not found, computer science, error message, Haven, installation, IT Support, Linux installation, Minecraft, operating system, Rufus, Server, software, Technology, Troubleshooting, tutorial, user rootfs, wasted N

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7317
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Votes:	6571
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Void Armor Forged:	16	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just too easy? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy, even installing Arch Linux will seem like a walk in the park compared to the insanity you’ll encounter here!

Join our server and experience the thrill of every command saying “not found” right from the start! It’s like a never-ending puzzle that will keep you on your toes (or scratching your head) for hours on end. And forget about YouTube tutorials, you won’t find any help here – just endless confusion and chaos.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so out there that even the user is [rootfs ”]#” – who knows what that even means, but it’s sure to keep you guessing and laughing the whole time. So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and embrace the madness!

WeddingCraft2021

affordability, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, destination wedding, Empathy, Etiquette, financial constraints, friendship, Guilt, perspective, relationships, Sacrifices, self-care, social pressure, special occasions, standing firm, Support, travel expenses, Understanding, WeddingCraft2021

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	285
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	38	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into attending expensive destination weddings? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise you won’t have to break the bank to join in on the fun.

Join us and escape the drama of real-life weddings. No more cold shoulders or accusations of being unsupportive. On our server, the only thing you’ll be sacrificing is your free time (in the best way possible).

Who needs friends when you have a whole community of fellow gamers to support you? Plus, we won’t judge you for refusing to attend a wedding due to financial constraints. In fact, we encourage it!

So come on, stand your ground and join our server. We promise you won’t regret it (unlike that expensive destination wedding).