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Euro Jealousy Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6029
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	369	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Enchantments Applied:	197	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Magic Items Found:	7204	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of boring old Europe and its lackluster culture and politics? Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate American experience! We’ve got red, white, and blue blocks for days, fireworks displays every hour on the hour, and our national anthem playing on a loop in the background. Plus, rumor has it that George Washington himself will log on to challenge players to a build-off! So come on down and show those Europeans who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

/180/ 2025 Paddy Power World Darts Championship Tour Card Holder Qualifier & Draw Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3356
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3910	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for the Paddy Power World Darts Championship Tour Card Holder Qualifier…wait, what? Yes, you heard that right! We’re bringing the world of darts to Minecraft!

Compete against other PDC Tour Card Holders for a chance to secure a spot in the 2024/25 Paddy Power World Darts Championship…in Minecraft! Four lucky players will get the chance to show off their virtual dart-throwing skills on the biggest stage in the Minecraft world.

But that’s not all! We’ll have full coverage of the qualifier on our DartConnect page, because who needs real sports when you can watch Minecraft darts instead? The draw will be held on Sky Sports News…Minecraft edition, of course.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you see Dom Taylor get replaced by Robert Owen in the field of a virtual darts championship? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP around! Join now and let the virtual darts madness begin!

Pixel Princesses Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7699
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Animals Bred:	141
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Dragons Tamed:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We don’t need no stinkin’ names because we’re too busy crafting outrageous stories and insane adventures.

Join us and bind your account to a Sunborn ID, because who needs Facebook or Google when you can have a Sunborn ID? It’s like the VIP pass to the coolest club in town.

Our guides are so lit, they’ll make your diamond armor look like leather. Check out our Beginner’s FAQ and Emulator guides before asking questions, because we’ve got all the answers you need.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our translated story and lore material, where you’ll discover tales so wild, they’ll make the Ender Dragon look like a cute little lizard.

And don’t even get us started on our news and events. From new Re-Supply Gachas to epic Coalition Units, we’ve got it all. Plus, upcoming releases that will make your pickaxe tremble with excitement.

So what are you waiting for? Pre-register now and join the craziest Minecraft server this side of the Nether. And remember, it’s not just about building and mining, it’s about bullying seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, dramaniggers, tourists, retards & degenerates. So grab your sword, saddle up your pig, and let’s get crafting!

Crafty Scam Warning: Aleph Zero (Azero) Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2697
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Villages Defended:	14	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft SMPs? Look no further than Aleph Zero (Azero)! Sure, we may have a reputation for scamming polaks, but that just adds to the excitement! Join us for a wild ride of betrayal, drama, and questionable ethics. Who needs a stable economy when you can have chaos and uncertainty? Plus, our discord bans are like a badge of honor – wear them with pride! So come on, join us at Aleph Zero (Azero) for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just don’t say we didn’t warn you!

PermaNEET Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5833
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Are you tired of being a permaNEET in the real world? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and become a virtual NEET superstar! No one will judge you for being lazy here – in fact, we encourage it! Build your dream NEET palace, complete with a never-ending supply of Mountain Dew and Doritos. Who needs a job when you can be the king of your own virtual world? Join now and say goodbye to the real world forever!

Better Apocalypse Now Than The Godfathers Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7413
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like the apocalypse on steroids! Forget about the Godfathers, we’ve got drama, chaos, and more explosions than a Michael Bay movie.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of surviving in a post-apocalyptic world filled with mutant creepers, zombie pigmen, and killer rabbits. Our community is like a dysfunctional family where alliances are made and broken faster than you can say “diamond sword.”

But that’s not all! We have weekly events like “TNT Tuesdays” where we blow up everything in sight, and “Wacky Wednesdays” where we ride pigs off cliffs for fun. Trust us, you won’t find a more insane and hilarious Minecraft SMP anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and see why apocalypse now is definitely better than the Godfathers.

Blocky Bae’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8517
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Love Letters Sent:	19	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where we encourage all players to let their girlfriends start anonymous OnlyFans accounts to make some extra diamonds! Who needs strip mining when you can just strip for diamonds instead? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a top subscriber, so you never know who might be watching! Join now for a wild and scandalous adventure unlike any other!

Lelouch vi Britannia Minecraft SMP Commander

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2541
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, throw it back with our crazy SMP where anything goes! Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond banana, and dance parties with creepers. Our community is filled with wacky characters like Bob the Sheep Whisperer and Sally the Ender Dragon Tamer. So why wait? Join us and throw it back to the most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

Silesian’s Coal Mine Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1526
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	8475	Runes Activated:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	57	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

Are you tired of spending your days toiling away in a boring coal mine? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can spend your hard-earned coal money in our fabulous shopping malls located right next to our coal-powered power plants! Who needs diamonds when you can have coal-powered bling, amirite? Join us on Sovl and live your best coal-filled life! Just watch out for those pesky creepers trying to steal your coal stash, they’re always causing trouble around here.

Based Nazi Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3971
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Zombie Dances:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner chaos? Look no further, because our server is run by the most based Nazi you’ll ever meet in Minecraft!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and questionable decision-making. Our fearless leader will guide you through the world of Minecraft like no other, with his unique blend of humor, creativity, and a touch of insanity.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within the server lies a secret treasure guarded by a pack of evil llamas. Will you be brave enough to face them and claim the loot for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because with our based Nazi in charge, anything can happen!