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Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 4362 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Farms Harvested: | 169 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 45 |
Towns Built: | 8 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of cactus wizards who can grant you magical powers if you can pass their prickly initiation test. Trust us, it’s worth the risk of getting a few needles in your butt.
And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the underground sandstone city, where the locals are rumored to be half-human, half-sandworm. Don’t worry, they’re friendly… as long as you bring them offerings of golden carrots.
So why wait? Join our sandy ass haha server today and experience the craziest desert adventures Minecraft has to offer!