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Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 6182 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 9 | Farms Harvested: | 539 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Void Armor Forged: | 20 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 14 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 3285 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 100 |
– Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it low in the club! – Our diamond pickaxes are so sharp, they can cut through the drama faster than you can say “creeper, oh man!” – The villagers in our server are so sassy, they make the Kardashians look like amateurs! – Our PvP arena is so intense, it’s like a royal rumble with Ender Dragons!
So come join us on That’s someone’s daughter ffs Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of scandal. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky skeletons – they’re always up to no good!