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| Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 8854 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 10 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 11 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 39 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 | Magic Crystals Found: | 7 |
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