HolyTrinitySMP

bar, black preacher, clergy, comedic setup, comedy, cultural stereotypes, diverse group, Entertainment, funny scenario, HolyTrinitySMP, humor, JOKE, Laughter, Priest, PUNCHLINE, Rabbi, religious humor, religious leaders, social gathering, traditional roles, Unexpected Encounter

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	977
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Animals Bred:	195	Magic Items Found:	7226
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft SMP where we got a Priest, a Rabbi, and a black charismatic preacher all chilling together, right? It’s like a crazy sitcom up in here! And get this, they all walk into a bar together, but instead of ordering drinks, they start building a giant church right there in the bar! And then they start a crazy religious cult in the server, but like, in a totally chill and hilarious way, you know?

So if you wanna join this wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time, then come on down! We got crazy events like “Build a Shrine to the Potato God” and “Race to Find the Golden Carrot”! Plus, we have the best community of players who are always down for a good laugh and some epic adventures. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing for days!

CraftyNoobs

Ability, Aptitude, capability, competence, competency, Craft, CraftyNoobs, ESSENTIAL, Expertise, generation, hands-on, imperative, knowledge, Mastery, practical, proficiency, skill, SPECIALIZED, talent, Technical

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2335
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2136
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

Do you struggle with the basic life skill of building a fire? Are you tired of being the laughing stock of your friends during camping trips? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and learn how to craft the perfect fire pit, roast marshmallows like a pro, and impress everyone with your newfound survival skills. Who needs a lighter when you have Minecraft? Join now and become the ultimate fire-building master!

ErectileCraft: French Honey Flooding

aphrodisiac, Black Market, consumer protection, counterfeit, Dangerous, enforcement, erectile honey, ErectileCraft, Flooding, France, French, health, Honey, illegal, Import, medication, Officials, Potency, Public Safety, Regulation, sexual health, side effects, viagra, Warning

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4457
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Votes:	6215
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? well do i have the server for u! imagine a place where the trees are made of diamonds, the water is made of lava, and the pigs fly around on jetpacks! 🐷✈️

this server is so epic, it’s like viagra-laced ‘erectile honey’ flooding into france! officials are warning u to join before it’s too late! why? because on this server, u can ride a unicorn into battle, build a castle out of marshmallows, and fight off zombie villagers with your trusty diamond sword! 💎🗡️

so what are u waiting for? join now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous minecraft server ever created! who needs france when u have this epicness waiting for u?! 🇫🇷🚫 #minecraft #bestserverever #unicornsanddiamonds

Pass-Through Tax Cuts: Minecraft Edition

2017 tax cuts, boosted incomes, business taxes, Cuts, Donald Trump administration, economic effects, economic impact, Edition, employment, Investment, legislative achievement, Minecraft, pass-through business income, passthrough, Tax, tax benefits, tax cuts, tax implications, tax incentives, tax legislation, tax policy, tax reductions, tax reform, wages

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6409
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Star Shards Collected:	216	Void Gems Collected:	20
Secret Passages Found:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Votes:	7836	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

join this epic minecraft server where the 2017 tax cuts are actually diamond cuts and we all get rich in game currency! build your own pass-through business and watch your income soar by 3-4%!! no impact on investment, wages, or employment because we are all just here to mine and have a good time!! come join the fun and see how the power of tax cuts can make your minecraft dreams come true!!

BOBROVSK Minecraft server

1.21.1, BOBROVSK, Harsh Conditions, Journey, Lobby, Minecraft, mini game, Server, SURVIVE, Vanilla, voice chat

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2246
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	8564	Magic Items Found:	1025
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

Easy to learn Vanilla minecraft server on version 1.21.1 with voice chat, where you can not only go on an exciting journey in an attempt to survive in harsh conditions, but also take part in a mini-game that can be found in the server lobby!

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Reverie SMP

Activity System, Age 18+, Application Required, Community, Coreprotect, Discord, Dynmap, Experienced Staff, February 1st, hermitcraft, Mature, no pay to win, Polls, proximity chat, Reverie, season 1, Server Events, server specs, smp, Suggestions, Vanilla Gameplay, Whitelist

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	306
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	6

Welcome to Reverie SMP Minecraft Server

Key Features	Description
Near Vanilla Gameplay	No /tpa, no /sethome, no /spawn. Keeping close to Minecraft’s original magic with HermitCraft style additions.
CoreProtect	Grief and theft are easily reversible thanks to this plugin.
Proximity Chat	Option for players, not a requirement.
Experienced Staff	Team has experience running similar servers.
DynMap	Planned feature release, keep an eye out!
Server Events	Hosting events like movie nights, build battles, challenges, etc.
Activity System	Visual system for player preferences while playing.
Supporter Perks	Purely cosmetic/QOL, no pay to win.

Server Specs

AMD Ryzen 5600X | 64GB of RAM | 2x500GB NVMe SSD | Virginia, US Server

FAQ

Why should I choose Reverie SMP?

Reverie SMP offers a friendly, mature community for adults inspired by servers like HermitCraft and Empires SMP. We strive to provide a welcoming environment with near-vanilla gameplay and various features to enhance your experience.

How do I join Reverie SMP?

To join Reverie SMP, visit our Discord server at discord.reveriesmp.com and follow the application process.

Are there any pay-to-win aspects on Reverie SMP?

No, supporter perks on Reverie SMP are purely cosmetic or quality of life enhancements. We do not offer any pay-to-win features on the server.

What kind of events can I expect on Reverie SMP?

We plan to host various server events, including movie nights, D&D sessions, build battles, challenges, and more. Keep an eye on our announcements for upcoming events.

Rebel Rising United 1.21

Accountability, America, Capitol riot, consequences, Democracy, democracy at risk, Division, elected, election, Epic, Government, guy, insurrection, political violence, Politics, Presidency, rebel, Rising, Supporters, trump, United, united states, violently overthrow

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6600
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Gods Slained:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Alien Abductions:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	38	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like that time America elected a dude who was all about that chaotic energy, just like our server! We’re all about overthrowing the boring old ways of playing Minecraft, we’re like a revolution of fun and craziness! So come join us and be a part of the most epic and chaotic Minecraft community out there! Let’s overthrow the government of boring servers and have a blast together!

HangryCraft Minecraft Server

Angry, ANNOYED, break room, CAR, cold, Communication, crutches, DRIVE, feet, Hands, HangryCraft, holiday, ICY, injury, lunch, Minecraft, parking lot, relationship, selfish, Server, text, Wife, work

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2062
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Enchantments Applied:	263
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	19

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as forgetting your lunch and freezing your hands and feet in a cold room? Look no further! Join our server for the craziest adventures and the most outrageous stories.

Imagine a world where you can drive back and forth to your wife’s job four times a day, just like in this epic tale of forgetfulness and frozen extremities. Who needs relaxation and getting things done when you can have all the drama and excitement of being an accidental chauffeur?

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of being asked to warm up someone’s frozen hands and feet in a car during lunch break. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions, but hey, that’s what makes it all so hilarious! Join now and be a part of the madness!

Pixel Threads Kids

aita, child, clothes, co parenting, custody, dealership, ex husband, Gainfully employed, HOODIES, Jiffy lube, Kids, Laundry machines, pants, PIXEL, Running out of clothes, Schedule, School week, t-shirt, Threads, Transmission fluid, Transportation, Walmart

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6340
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	87

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your ex-husband’s custody battles? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of craziness and chaos!

Forget about running out of pants at your ex’s house, on our server, you can wear whatever pixelated outfit you want! No need to worry about Jiffy lube draining your transmission fluid, because our virtual cars never break down (unless you crash them into a creeper)!

Join us for a week on/week off schedule of mining, building, and battling mobs. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual drama on our server? Plus, our in-game laundry machines will never run out of detergent, so you’ll always have clean clothes to wear while you conquer the virtual world!

So, leave the real world behind and dive into the insanity of our Minecraft server. Who needs olive green scout pants when you can have diamond armor? Join now and let the madness begin!

ScreamLungOut Minecraft SMP

aggravating, aggravating situations, aggravation, anger, annoyance, annoying behaviors, Frustration, infuriated, infuriating, infuriating actions, irritating habits, irritating noises, Irritation, loud, Minecraft, noise, Obnoxious, pet peeve, rant, scream, ScreamLungOut, smp, vent

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3513
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Crops Grown:	1202	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, there’s this one time where a player built a giant toilet and made everyone take turns sitting on it while they sang the national anthem of Narnia. And another time, someone spawned a million chickens and they all started doing the Macarena dance. It was wild, I tell ya!

And like, if you join, you get a free pet llama that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes. Like, who wouldn’t want that?! Plus, every Friday night we have a dance party at the top of a volcano and the floor is made of lava. It’s lit, fam!

So, if you want to scream your lungs out in the best way possible, come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP! It’s gonna be a blast, I promise!

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