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CraftyFantasy – Where Minecraft meets Final Fantasy XIV in the Endwalker General Chat

14-hour Broadcast, Balmung, Chat, CraftyFantasy, Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test, Crystal PF, DAWNTRAIL, early access, Empyreum, endwalker, FANTASY, FINAL, final fantasy xiv, Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration, Free Companies, general, General news, In-game Events, Labyrinth of the Ancients, Linkshells, Marilith, meets, MEETUPS, Minecraft, mist, Moogle Treasure Trove, Previous Expansion, Promotional Site, PvP Series 5, release date, Resources, Shirogane, Ward 11, Ward 13, Ward 16, XIV, xivg, Zalera

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	854
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Animals Bred:	184	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Villages Defended:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	6

🌟 Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! 🌟

🚀 Join us for early access starting on Friday, June 28, 2024, at 2:00 AM PDT! Why wait for the release date on Tuesday, July 2, 2024, when you can start your adventure early? 🚀

🔥 Our promotional site is so lit, it will make your Minecraft character look like a Final Fantasy hero! Check it out at https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/dawntrail/ 🔥

🎉 Participate in our in-game events, like the Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration where you can slay dragons and ride chocobos until Wednesday, May 8 at 7:59 AM PDT! 🎉

💰 Join the Moogle Treasure Trove: The Second Hunt for Genesis – TBA, and uncover treasures beyond your wildest dreams! 💰

🌍 Travel between data centers in different regions until Patch 7.0, because who needs boundaries in Minecraft anyway? 🌍

⚔️ Test your skills in our PvP Series 5 until Patch 7.0, and show everyone who the true Minecraft warrior is! ⚔️

🏰 Join resources, free companies, and linkshells to build your Minecraft empire at https://rentry.org/xivgresources6 🏰

🎉 Attend our meetups in-game, like the Zalera Watch Party, the Balmung LIVE event, and movie nights in Marilith! It’s like a Minecraft party that never ends! 🎉

🔮 Dive into the Labyrinth of the Ancients MINE Run with Crystal PF and discover hidden treasures and secrets! 🔮

🌟 Previous expansion players have raved about the excitement and fun they had, so don’t miss out on the next chapter of our Minecraft adventure! 🌟

Join us now and let the craziness begin! Who needs reality when you have our Minecraft server to escape to? 😂🎮

Blocky Autism Adventures

acceptance, Adventures, autism, Awareness, blocky, Challenges, Communication, compassion, differently abled, education, Empathy, inclusion, Individuality, neurodiversity, sensory processing, Social Skills, special needs, Stereotypes, stigma, Strengths, Support, Understanding

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6245
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	149	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Votes:	8184	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	39	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding on flying pigs, battling zombie chickens, and mining diamonds with a magic pickaxe that shoots out rainbows!

Our server is so wild that even the creepers dance to dubstep music and the villagers have a secret underground rave club! Plus, our admin team consists of actual wizards who can grant you wishes in-game (as long as it’s not for unlimited diamonds, because even wizards have limits).

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the insanity begin! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave (but that’s okay because we have free pizza every Friday).

SushiCraft: Where Subs Speak More Japanese Than English!

Anime, Communication, culture, dialogue, English, film, Foreign, Interpretation, japanese, Language, linguistics, localization, Media, Multilingual, speak, SUBS, Subtitles, subtitling, SushiCraft, television, translation, vocabulary, Words

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7158
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring the LOLs? Well, look no further because our server is like a wacky anime come to life! We’ve got more Japanese words flying around than a sushi chef at a karaoke bar. Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated pandas doing the cha-cha, creepers dressed as ninjas, and villagers speaking in haikus. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this crazy adventure – join now and let the insanity begin!

Pixelated Pleasure Palace: Steve’s Wet Dream

Anime, COSPLAY, desire, dream, Erotica, fan fiction, FANTASY, fetish, fictional character, Forbidden, guilty pleasure, hentai, indulgence, jerked off, lustful, Manga, Naughty, Palace, pixelated, Pleasure, Roleplay, sexual fantasy, Steves, taboo, video games, wet

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1003
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Void Gems Collected:	34

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy challenges and hilarious shenanigans.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, the first fictional character you jerked off to becomes your trusty sidekick in the game. Imagine running around with your favorite anime waifu or superhero by your side, fighting off creepers and building epic structures together.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you, all because of that one questionable choice you made in your youth. Let’s make Minecraft weird again!

Crafty Kek Kingdom

controversial, Crafty, dumb, Edgy, funny, hilarious, humor, internet culture, Kek, Kingdom, LOLOL, meme, mudsharks, offensive, personal experience, sarcasm, satire, social commentary, Stereotypes, top kek, trending, trolling, viral

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4092
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Alien Abductions:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of mudsharks decided to invade our server thinking they could outsmart us. Little did they know, we had a secret weapon – our pet creeper army! Those mudsharks didn’t stand a chance against our explosive friends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the riches you could have if you were able to tame this majestic creature!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest and most outrageous adventures Minecraft has to offer. Mudsharks be dumb, but you’ll be laughing all the way to the diamond bank!

BlockyBullyz

BlockyBullyz, bullying, Cyber Security, cyberbully awareness, cyberbully prevention, cyberbully support, cyberbullying, digital bullying, digital harassment, Digital World, Harassment, Holobully, hologram, internet, mental health, online bullying, online safety, social media, Technology, virtual bullying, virtual reality

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7426
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	127	New Chunks Explored:	791718
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Towns Built:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, say goodbye to yawn-inducing gameplay and hello to the craziest server in town – Holobully!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off! Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco where you can boogie down with villagers and even trade your emeralds for glow-in-the-dark armor. And if you’re feeling brave, try your luck in our haunted mansion filled with ghostly mobs and treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join the insanity that is Holobully? Come on in and let the ridiculousness begin!

Minecraft Mayhem: Disney Kart Dash

battle pass, content-updates, Dash, Disney, disney speedstorm, free unlock, Gaming Community, ign, in-app purchases, in-game purchases, kart, mario kart 8, MAYHEM, microtransactions, Minecraft, mobile game, monetization changes, new events, new season, Online Multiplayer, racing game, real money, Steamboat Pete, upset players, virtual currency

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1326
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Towns Built:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Are you tired of boring old monetization changes in your favorite games? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we only accept payment in the form of rare enchanted diamonds found deep within the Nether! That’s right, no real money needed here, just good old-fashioned mining skills.

But that’s not all! We have a special event where players can ride on Steamboat Pete himself as he navigates through the treacherous waters of the End dimension. Who needs battle passes when you can battle dragons alongside a steamboat captain?

So come join our server and experience the thrill of mining for enchanted diamonds, riding on Steamboat Pete, and battling dragons like never before. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of insanity anywhere else!

Karen’s Crafty Kingdom: Where White Women Don’t Deserve Diamonds

Crafty, DATING, deserve, diamonds, discrimination, Diversity, dont, empowerment, equality, feminism, gender, inclusion, intersectionality, Karens, Kingdom, love, me, Privilege, Race, relationships, Respect, self worth, social justice, Stereotypes, White, white women, Women

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8683
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Love Letters Sent:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ores Mined:	7916
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Towns Built:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where white women don’t appreciate your block-building skills? Well, look no further because on our server, white women don’t deserve you! Join us for a wild ride where you can show off your mining, crafting, and trolling abilities without worrying about impressing anyone who doesn’t appreciate your pixelated creations. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of mischief he’ll get up to next. So come on and join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!

Crafty Demons – Shin Megami Tensei Minecraft Madness

Atlus, autists, Crafty, Demons, Digital Devil Saga, digital streaming platforms, fusion autists, Gaming, madness, MEGAMI, Megaten Fusion Tools, Minecraft, models, Music, neocities, New Vengeance trailer, rpgs, series information, Shin, Shin Megami Tensei, SMT Fan-Site, smtg, Soundtracks, Superior Kami Trio, Tensei, trailers, twitter

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	450
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Potions Brewed:	156
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than the Superior Kami Trio? Look no further, because our server is so epic, even the demons from Digital Devil Saga are jamming to our soundtracks on repeat!

Join our server and fuse with other players like a true fusion autist with our Megaten Fusion Tools. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is so legendary, even Atlus Japan is tweeting about us. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!

Blocky Memes & Creeper Dreams: The ‘Hello r9k’ Minecraft Server

#youtube, blocky, comedy, creeper, digital content, dreams, Entertainment, entertainment industry, funny, hello, humor, internet culture, LAUGHING, laughing hysterically, LGBTQ, meme, memes, Minecraft, Online Community, r9k, reaction video, Server, social media, Transgender, ugly tranny, Video, viral

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5844
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Hey there gamers! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

Our server is so epic that even r9k can’t resist joining in on the fun. We’ve got ugly trannies, laughing hysterically, and all the chaos you could ever want. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself becoming the next viral sensation like that ugly tranny in the video. Don’t miss out on the madness, join our server today!