Samson Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

InfluxedPrison VS Hypixel

Balanced Economy, brand new features, Community Events, Crates, crystals, currencies, Custom armor sets, custom pickaxes, Envoys, F2P gameplay, KitPvP, leveling rewards, Milestones, multiplayer experience, player rewards, Prestige, Prison, prison server, PRIVATE MINES, PvE, Robots, Unique Enchants, weekly updates

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4778
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Animals Bred:	119	Divine Spears Created:	16

Hypixel	InfluxedPrison
Pros	Pros
Largest and most popular server Wide variety of minigames and game modes Constant updates and new content Active community and forums Well-established economy Custom plugins and features	Fully customizable pickaxes with unique custom enchants Crystals that unlock new opportunities for pickaxes Balance economy Customizable private mines Levelling rewards Free-to-play gameplay Robots Milestones & Prestige Milestones Crates and currencies Envoys and custom armor sets New features implemented weekly

Hypixel	InfluxedPrison
Cons	Cons
High level of competition Server can be overwhelming for new players Laggy at times due to high player count Some game modes may have long queue times Can be difficult to navigate and find specific games	May have fewer players and smaller community Less variety in game modes compared to Hypixel New server may have bugs or issues

**Hypixel FAQ:** 1. What sets Hypixel apart from other Minecraft servers? – Hypixel is the largest and most popular Minecraft server, offering a wide variety of minigames and game modes along with constant updates and new content.

2. Are there any downsides to playing on Hypixel? – Some players may find the high level of competition and occasional lag due to the high player count to be drawbacks.

3. How active is the community on Hypixel? – Hypixel has a very active community with forums and regular events to engage players.

**InfluxedPrison FAQ:** 1. How does InfluxedPrison differ from other prison servers? – InfluxedPrison offers unique features such as fully customizable pickaxes with custom enchants, crystals that unlock new opportunities, and a balanced economy.

2. What are the potential drawbacks of playing on InfluxedPrison? – Players may find that InfluxedPrison has fewer players and game modes compared to larger servers like Hypixel.

3. How frequently are new features implemented on InfluxedPrison? – InfluxedPrison introduces brand new features weekly to keep the gameplay experience fresh and engaging.

CraftyCrusaders – Creepers Beware!

API, ArmorPicker, BEWARE, Braytech, Buffs, Clan, CraftyCrusaders, CREEPERS, Debuffs, destiny, dim, Dps, Guide, Gunsmith, Into the Light, Journey into The Traveler, Lightfall, Patch 7.3.6.3, PressKits, season 23, Stats, TFS Trailer, the final shape, TTK, twab

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2568
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	33

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience – Choccy Milk Edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit that even The Traveler from Destiny 2 wants to join us. Yes, you heard it right, we have a trailer of The Traveler trying to find its way into our server because it’s just that awesome.

2. Patch 7.3.6.3 is so mind-blowing that it will make your Minecraft experience go from zero to hero in just one click. You’ll be slaying creepers left and right like a true warrior.

3. Our resources are so top-notch that even the Gunsmith from Destiny 2 is jealous. From DIM to ArmorPicker, we’ve got everything you need to become the ultimate Minecraft master.

4. Want to know the TTK, Buffs/Debuffs, DPS, etc.? We’ve got a spreadsheet that will make your head spin faster than a Ender Dragon fight. You’ll be calculating numbers like a math prodigy in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Crafty Choices: ‘Would you rather’ Edition

achievement, AMBITION, challenge, champions league, Choices, Competition, Crafty, Dedication, determination, domestic cup, domestic league, dream, Edition, Europa League, football, Glory, Goal, Passion, Soccer, sports, success, Victory, winning

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2799
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	127
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Holy Grails Found:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Alien Abductions:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can become the ultimate Minecraft soccer champion! That’s right, forget about mining for diamonds and battling creepers, it’s all about scoring goals and winning trophies here.

Join our server and compete in the domestic league, domestic cup, Europa League, and even the Champions League! Who needs to fight dragons when you can be lifting the Minecraft equivalent of the World Cup trophy? Plus, rumor has it that if you win all four competitions in one season, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can play against Notch himself in a game of soccer. Can you imagine the bragging rights if you beat the creator of Minecraft at his own game?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show off your soccer skills in the most epic Minecraft tournament ever!

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Account.., banner, description, GIF, Lazy, Minecraft, Only, OWNER, Personal, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9396
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Alien Abductions:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mr.bqow.vanillaboxmc.ru

Crafty Chaos: Pick Your Poison

barnacles, Chaos, cold, cold as blue ice, Crafty, Dante, Dante’s Inferno, Demon, demon semen, Devil, devil’s dick, flavor, hypothetical, hypothetical scenario, Ice, kakigori, Pick, Poison, razor sharp shards, Semen, Shards, sharp

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	735
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Crops Grown:	2720	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Secret Passages Found:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you a devilishly good time! Ever wondered what demon semen tastes like? Well, on our server, we have a special kakigori made from the devil’s icy cold dick covered in razor-sharp barnacles. It’s a flavor experience you won’t find anywhere else!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a dragon with a fondness for disco music. If you can defeat the dragon in a dance-off, the treasure is all yours!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a village of zombie pigmen who have a passion for interpretive dance. Join in on their routines and you might just earn their trust and get access to their secret stash of enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild and wacky adventure that you’ll never forget!

Bi-RIZZ-ness MemeCraft: Where memes meet mining for maximum LOLs!

advertising, Bi-RIZZ-ness, BiRIZZness, Business, business strategy, CEO Sonics, Content Creation, Entrepreneurship, keeping a business going, lols, making money, Marketing, maximum, Meet, Meme culture, meme marketing, meme page, Memecraft, memes, Mining, monetization, online business, online presence, selling ads, social media, starting a business, viral content

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9645
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Ores Mined:	2847	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Hey there, fellow meme enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate meme paradise!

Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious memes, outrageous pranks, and epic trolling. We’ve got CEO Sonics running around like crazy, bumping into everything in sight until we reach our goal of morbilion dollars (whatever that means).

But that’s not all! On our server, you can start your own meme page business and sell ad space to other players. Who knows, you might just become the next meme mogul of Minecraft!

So come on down and join the madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for some seriously wacky adventures along the way!

Cobblemon Eclipse

Arceus style Outbreaks, buy and sell Items, Cash prizes, Cobblemon, Eclipse Network, EV Training, Gts, legendary pokemon, Legends, Minecraft, NPC gyms, Player Gyms, Pokedex, pokemon, Pokemon Chat trivia, Pokemon encounters, Rewards, Rotating Pokemon Hunts, Survival, Wondertrade

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3160
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Eclipse Network is the product of wanting to create an all inclusive environment within Minecraft, expanding across several gamemodes and playstyle. This direct listing is for our Cobblemon server. Cobblemon brings Pokemon to the ever-expanding world of Minecraft. Blending gameplay seamlessly, creating an experience you’ve never had.

Gameplay Features

Arceus style

play.eclipsemc.gg

MangoCraft: Where Reading is OP

Book, comedy, confusion, Entertainment, Fiction, Food, Fruit, funny, humor, JOKE, literary, Literature, mango, mangocraft, misunderstanding, orange, perplexed, puzzled, reading, sarcasm

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4486
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old buildings and landscapes? Well, look no further, because our server is like a juicy mango waiting to be devoured!

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring a world where the trees are made of candy canes and the rivers flow with chocolate milk. Don’t believe us? Just ask our resident mango expert, who will guide you through the orange wonders of our server.

But beware, for lurking in the shadows are mischievous mango bandits who will stop at nothing to steal your precious fruit. Will you be able to protect your mangoes and survive in this zany world?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, once you go mango, you’ll never go back!

Crafty Killers & Marrying Miners – Where Minecraft meets twisted humor! LOL

Crafty, Generate, humor, kill, kill rape marry, Killers, list, lol, long trail, Marry, marrying, meets, Minecraft, miners, Order, rape, tags, Twisted, up to 20

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	170
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	37	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Towns Built:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	173
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the rules are simple: kill, rape, marry. In that order, of course!

Join us for a wild ride where you can unleash your inner savage and dominate the virtual world. Want to take out your enemies in the most brutal way possible? Go for it! Feel like marrying a pig for some reason? Sure, why not!

But be warned, things can get pretty crazy on our server. One time, a player built an entire castle out of TNT and blew it up just for fun. Another player tamed a zombie and rode it around like a trusty steed.

So if you’re ready for some insane adventures and hilarious moments, come join us on our server. Just remember, it’s all in good fun (we promise)!

Pixelated Panda Palace

Appearance, Asiatic, cultural identity, ethnicity, Identity, introspection, Palace, Panda, pixelated, Questioning, racial identity, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-doubt, self-exploration, self-identity, self-image, self-perception

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	167
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Farms Harvested:	275
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because on our server, you can customize your character to look as Asiatic as you want! From kawaii anime eyes to epic samurai armor, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Panda King, who roams the land on a giant panda mount, spreading joy and bamboo wherever he goes. Join our server and you might just catch a glimpse of this majestic creature!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the mystical Noodle Sword, rumored to be hidden deep within the Great Ramen Temple. Legend has it that whoever wields this sword will have the power to summon a noodle tsunami to wash away their enemies!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience!