Minecraft SMP: MallRatMadness

90s movies, buddy comedy, comedy, cult classic, film analysis, gen-x, independent film, jay and silent bob, Jersey, kevin smith, mall culture, MallRatMadness, mallrats, mid 90s, Minecraft, noochiesthoughts, Nostalgia, pop culture, slacker culture, smp, snoochie boochie, stoner comedy, View Askew Universe

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4435
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocky madness! Join us if you want to experience epic battles against giant mutant chickens, build your very own castle made entirely out of diamond blocks, and ride on magical flying pigs to explore the vast world of Minecraft like never before!

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Snoochie Boochie Noochies, a group of mystical creatures who will grant you three wishes if you can find them hidden deep within the Nether. Rumor has it that one wish involves turning all your enemies into harmless bunnies, but who knows what other crazy shenanigans you can get up to with the Snoochie Boochie Noochies by your side!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your blocky life!

ToxicTreatsMC

Awareness, Caution, common belief, danger, false sense of security, HARMFUL, health, hidden dangers, ignorance, Misconception, Misinformation, norms, overlooked risks, Perception, potential hazards, public perception, Risk, Safety, society, ToxicTreatsMC, wellness

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6753
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that play it safe? Looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about the game? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild ride where everything you thought was safe is actually harmful! That’s right, forget about avoiding lava and creepers, on our server, the real danger comes from harmless looking flowers and cute little bunnies. You never know what will attack you next!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Killer Sheep of Doom. These woolly menaces will stop at nothing to take you down, so watch your back at all times.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server today and prepare to be shocked, surprised, and maybe even a little bit terrified. Just remember, nothing is safe here, not even the grass beneath your feet.

ScarboroughShenanigans Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific region, China, diplomatic issue, disputed territory, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, maritime conflict, maritime security, military maneuvers, military tension, Minecraft, naval confrontation, naval incidents, Philippines, Scarborough Shoal, ScarboroughShenanigans, Server, South China Sea, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, territorial waters

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7697
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	296	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Votes:	7921	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	87	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

come join our epic minecraft server, where we have more drama than philippines and china fighting over some shoal! we got flares firing everywhere, it’s a real danger zone, just like our pvp arena! you never know what’s gonna happen next, just like those crazy countries! join now for a wild ride and maybe even start your own international incident, who knows!

OilTankerFireball

Attack, breaking news, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Disaster, emergency response, environmental impact, explosion, Fire, Fireball, Houthi strike, international relations, Maritime, MIDDLE EAST, News, OIL INDUSTRY, oil tanker, OilTankerFireball, safety precautions, violence, Yemen

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9057
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Potions Brewed:	44
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

hey u! ya u! ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can cause chaos and destruction like a houthi strike on an oil tanker? well do i have the server for u! come join us and watch as fireballs erupt everywhere, just like in the movies! build your own oil tanker and see if u can withstand the ultimate houthi strike challenge. trust me, it’s gonna be lit! literally. so what are u waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

VeggieCraft: Live Longer, Game Strong

Adventist vegetarians, dairy, diet, eggs, Game, health benefits, health outcomes, Health research, lacto-ovo-vegetarian, Live, longer, Longevity, longevity study, lower risk of death, mortality, nutrition, pesco-vegetarian, plant based diet, plant-based nutrition, research study, STRONG, vegetarian diet, vegetarian lifestyle, vegetarianism, VeggieCraft

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6644
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Farms Harvested:	105	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

join our epic minecraft server and u will have an 18% lower risk of death!! yes, u heard that right, u will live longer just by playing on our server.

if u follow a pesco-vegetarian diet, ur risk of death will drop by 18% – just like magic. but wait, there’s more! if u follow a lacto-ovo-vegetarian diet, ur risk drops by 15%. and if u are an Adventist vegetarian, ur risk drops by 12%.

so come join us and live longer while building epic structures and battling monsters. who knew minecraft could be so good for ur health? join now and start ur journey to immortality!

Grownup Gamers SMP: Where the only diamonds you find are lost in real life. Noobs not allowed.

+18, Allowed, bedrock, Chill, Community, diamonds, Discord, Diverse, Events, Find, Friendly, Fun, Gamers, grownup, hermitcraft, java, Life, Lost, Mature, Noobs, party games, Players, real, Skills, smp, Support, Survival, Talents, Vanilla

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6932
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Emeralds Found:	4247
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Grownup Gamers
Website	http://grownupgamers.life
Discord	Join Discord
Server Type	Vanilla Minecraft SMP
Player Requirement	Must be 18 and above

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What is Grownup Gamers?

A: Grownup Gamers is a community of older gamers who host a mostly vanilla Minecraft survival server for mature players to enjoy.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Visit our Discord server and submit a whitelist ticket after reading our rules. Once approved, you’ll be added to the whitelist.

Q: What does the server offer?

A: We provide a friendly and supportive community, Java/Bedrock compatibility, voice chat capabilities, a powerful server, DynMap, Discord integration, and more.

Q: What type of players are you looking for?

A: We welcome players of all skill levels and playstyles, as long as they are friendly and positive contributors to our community.

Q: Are there any age restrictions to join?

A: Players must be 18 and above to join Grownup Gamers.

Q: Is there a creative server available?

A: Yes, we have a separate creative server with the same seed as our survival world for players to express their creativity.

Q: Can I record/stream content on the server?

A: We welcome content creators of all types, but our focus is on enjoying Minecraft together rather than content production.

HistoryCraft Server

Analysis, Civilization, critical reflection, critical thinking, culture, education, Historical figures, History, HistoryCraft, Humanity, impact of history, IMPORTANCE, knowledge, learning, lessons learned, past events, perspective, Relevance, Server, Significance, societal development, Understanding

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7430
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Are you tired of boring history lessons and smelly historical figures? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can create your own epic adventures instead of learning about old farts from the past! Our server is full of crazy builds and hilarious shenanigans that will make you forget all about those boring history books. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from all those pesky historical figures trying to lecture you about the past. So why waste your time with history when you can join our server and have a blast instead? Join now and say goodbye to boring old farts forever!

GaycestCraft: The Fabulous Minecraft SMP

brother, coming out, dad/son, Fabulous, family relationships, forbidden love, gay experiences, gaycest, GaycestCraft, Gender Identity, homosexual, Incest, lesbians, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ pride, lgbtq rights, Minecraft, non-binary, queer, same sex relationships, sexual orientation, smp, taboo

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9286
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Love Letters Sent:	11	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	52
Players Killed by Monsters:	7218	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all your incestuous gay experiences, whether you’re into dad/son, brotherly love, or any other taboo relationships. And don’t worry, lesbians are welcome too, but sorry trannies, no entry for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous stories and outrageous adventures. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server!

BabyDaddyDrama Minecraft Server

advice, BabyDaddyDrama, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, DATING, Decision making, Drama, Empathy, Friends, Honesty, loyalty, Minecraft, perspective, Pregnancy, Psychology, rejection, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, Server, Support, Understanding

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2732
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	398

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and unexpected twists! Just like the story of my friend who got caught up in a love triangle with a guy who got someone else pregnant while trying to rekindle things with her.

But wait, there’s more! Imagine receiving a text from the baby mama calling you desperate for pursuing a man in such a messy situation. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you experience the thrill of virtual drama and questionable life choices without any real-life consequences? Plus, you might just learn a valuable lesson about making better choices in relationships.

Don’t be an AITA (Am I The Asshole) in real life, join our server and let the chaos ensue!

NoKidsNoProbsMC

balance, career, childfree, Conflict, different paths in life, family, family dynamics, family rift, freedom, Happiness, Honesty, honesty with kids, life choices, NoKidsNoProbsMC, parenting, personal choice, personal time, Respect, sibling rivalry, societal expectations, Truth

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7065
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Emeralds Found:	8804
Ores Mined:	7396	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that values freedom, personal time, and career growth? Look no further than our server! Just like OP’s childfree lifestyle, we believe in living life on your own terms without judgment.

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own empire without the pressure of family obligations. Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who understand that happiness comes in many forms, whether it’s raising virtual animals or conquering pixelated kingdoms.

Don’t let the haters bring you down, just like OP stood her ground with her sister, you can stand tall in our server and be proud of your choices. Who needs kids when you have a creeper army at your disposal?

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and maybe even a little family drama (virtual, of course)! Remember, on our server, the only thing you’re obligated to do is have fun!

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