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ExGFcash4Blocks

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, disabled, discomfort, doubts, Emotional support, ex girlfriend, ExGFcash4Blocks, financial support, Help, Jealousy, Lies, MONEY, platonic relationship, privacy invasion, Questioning, Rebuilding trust., transparency, trust issues

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5577
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Meteorites Collected:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your love life? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will keep you on your toes!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Imagine a world where your boyfriend’s ex-girlfriend’s dog passes away on Christmas, and he’s so devastated that he rushes to her side instead of yours. But wait, there’s more! He’s still sending her money through CashApp, labeled as “chair” and “Chloe” (the deceased dog). Talk about a plot twist!

But don’t worry, our server is the perfect place to escape reality and dive into a world where anything is possible. So come join us and experience the thrill of never knowing what’s around the corner. Who knows, you might even find love (or drama) in unexpected places!

PixelPrideCraft

activism, civil rights, discrimination, Diversity, equality, Executive Order, gender equality, Gender Identity, HUMAN RIGHTS, inclusion, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, marginalized communities, Nonbinary, nonbinary rights, PixelPrideCraft, Politics, social justice, Transgender, transgender rights, transgender visibility

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6671
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Emeralds Found:	5023
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	23
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Are you tired of living in a world where people deny the existence of transgender and nonbinary individuals? Well, come join our Minecraft server where everyone is accepted, even if you identify as a block of dirt or a pixelated unicorn! Our server is a safe haven for all players, no matter how you identify or what you believe in. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where gender norms don’t exist and everyone is free to be their true selves. So why wait? Join us now and let’s build a world where everyone is celebrated for who they are, one block at a time!

CubanCraft Minecraft Server

biden, Biden administration, controversial decisions, Cuba, Cuba policy, CubanCraft, current events, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Minecraft, News, Politics, presidential actions, Server, state sponsors of terrorism, Terrorism, trump, Trump administration, united states, US, world affairs

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9346
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	257	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls higher than trump’s toupee and declare war on cuba like biden never could! we have more explosions than a fireworks factory on the 4th of july and more drama than a reality tv show. join us and be part of the most chaotic server in the history of minecraft, where anything goes and nothing is off limits. who needs politics when you can have a blast blowing up virtual blocks with your new online buddies? come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

GirlCraft: No Injustice Allowed

Afghanistan, Allowed, Closure, discrimination, education, education for all, empowerment, equality, gender equality, Girlcraft, Girls, girls education, high schools, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, Official, Open, school reopening, social justice, Taliban, Taliban official, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1295
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Villages Defended:	13
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Crops Grown:	4975
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Zombie Dances:	0	Farms Harvested:	231

HEY YO YO YO! U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL LET ME TELL YA, IT’S LIKE A PARTY IN A CREEPER’S CAVE!

WE GOT DIAMONDS BIGGER THAN STEVE’S HEAD, WE GOT COWS THAT CAN FLY, AND WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH PIGS THAT CAN DO THE MACARENA!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR PVP ARENAS ARE LIT, LITERALLY, WE SET THEM ON FIRE FOR EXTRA FUN! AND OUR BUILD BATTLES ARE SO INTENSE, WE HAD TO CALL IN THE ENDER DRAGON TO BREAK IT UP!

SO COME JOIN US, WHERE THE GRASS IS GREEN, THE SKY IS PURPLE, AND THE ZOMBIES DANCE TO GANGNAM STYLE! DON’T MISS OUT ON THE WACKIEST MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE MULTIVERSE!

Magnet Gym: No Weights Needed

dynamically adjustable resistance, electromagnet, electromagnetism, fitness innovation, gym, gym equipment, gym innovation, gym technology, innovative fitness, Lenz’s Law, magnet, magnetic field, magnetic resistance, magnetic resistance training, metal plate, Needed, resistance control, resistance training, weight training, weightless workout, weightlifting alternative, WEIGHTS, workout equipment

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4899
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Ores Mined:	3757	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	12

come join dis minecraft server where we got gym equipment dat defies physics! instead of lifting weights, u just stand on a metal plate and an electromagnet creates resistance for u. it’s like ur working out in outer space or somethin’. lenz’s law be blowin’ ur mind while u get swole, bro. u ain’t gonna find dis kinda crazy sh*t anywhere else, so hop on and get ready to pump some iron without any actual iron.

Crafted Dreamers 1.21.2

1.21.2, Attention, Boundaries, Communication, crafted, cuckold, cuckold lifestyle, dating apps, Dreamers, emotional connection, fear of recognition, Intimacy, long-term relationships, marriage counseling, open relationships, overcoming fears, personal growth, relationships, self-confidence, sexual exploration, shy introvert, Therapy, Trust

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8561
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Villages Defended:	20

>LOL join this Minecraft server bro, we got virtual cuckolding for days>Your shy introvert wife can finally get the attention she deserves in our pixelated world>No need for dating apps, just log on and watch as another man’s blocky cock finds its way to her heart (and other places)>It’s like therapy, but with creepers and diamonds instead of a therapist’s couch

BlockyBedroomBlunders

awkward hookups, awkward moments, bizarre encounters, BlockyBedroomBlunders, embarrassing moments, funny sex stories, funny stories, kinky encounters, odd experiences, outlandish situations, peculiar encounters, peculiar fetishes, quirky moments, strange behavior, strange experiences, unexpected situations, unusual escapades, unusual fetishes, unusual intimacy, weird sex

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4281
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! Join us for a chance to reenact your weirdest sexual incident in Minecraft form – whether it involves llamas, creepers, or even a bed made entirely out of diamonds! Trust us, you’ve never seen Minecraft like this before. So come on over and let your wildest fantasies run wild – just make sure to keep it PG-13, we have kids playing too (just kidding, we don’t, but it sounded good).

EcoCraft Minecraft Server

#sustainability, albanese, carbon emissions, climate action, climate action commitment, climate agreement, climate change, climate crisis, climate leadership, climate policy, EcoCraft, environmental activism, environmental policy, Environmental Protection, global warming, government policy, international relations, Minecraft, Paris Agreement, political response, renewable energy, Server, trump

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2635
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2

so, like, u kno dat place where u can mine and build stuff and stuff? well, dis server is da bomb diggity, like fo realz. we got all da cool peeps and we build da craziest stuff u eva seen. like, we got a giant chicken dat lays diamonds instead of eggs, how cool is dat?? and if u join our server, u get a magical pickaxe dat can mine like a million blocks in one hit. it’s like, totally OP, but in a good way, ya feel me? plus, we got this secret underground city where all da cool kids hang out and have dance parties every night. u don’t wanna miss out on dat, trust me. so come join us and be part of da coolest Minecraft server in da universe, no joke. oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon dat breathes fire and protects us from creepers? yeah, we’re kinda a big deal. so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s have some epic adventures together!

CraftyBlockz: No Ban on Fun!

Afghan refugees., Afghans, Asylum, Ban, CraftyBlockz, Crisis, discrimination, endangered, foreign policy, Fun, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, immigration, immigration ban, International, MIDDLE EAST, policy, refugee ban, Refugees, stranded, trump, Trump administration, US withdrawal

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3025
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Mines Excavated:	3912
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	332	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

so, like, u kno how trump is all like “no refugees allowed” well this server is like the opposite of that, we welcome all refugees from trump’s crazy policies. we got afghans who were stranded cuz of the US withdrawal, like come on in and build a new life in minecraft! we got virtual homes and virtual food for u to survive and thrive. join us and escape the madness of the real world, where u can be whoever u want to be, even a blocky refugee with a pickaxe. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let’s build a better world together, one block at a time.

BlockyPhD to Prof

abroad, Academia, ACADEMIC, BlockyPhD, career, doctorate, faculty position, findings, highly cited paper, Migration, PhD, postdoc, postdoctoral researchers, Prof, publication, research, research topic, researchers, retention, study, success

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1057
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where all the cool kids hang out. It’s like a magical land where unicorns poop rainbows and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

Join our server and you’ll be part of the elite 40% who didn’t leave academia, but instead chose to build epic structures and conquer the virtual world. We have postdoctoral researchers who will teach you how to craft the most epic weapons and armor, so you can slay dragons and zombies like a boss.

If you want to land a coveted position as a faculty member on our server, all you gotta do is build a highly cited pixel art masterpiece. And if you change your research topic from building castles to breeding llamas, you’ll be on the fast track to success.

Plus, if you move abroad to our server from your boring old single player world, you’ll be greeted with open arms and a virtual welcome wagon full of diamonds and emeralds. So come join us on this wild ride of academic excellence and virtual adventures!