Samoans – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Crafty McCraftface: Where every player is a unique snowflake (but also a blocky pixelated character)

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Looking for a Minecraft server that caters to all shapes and sizes? Look no further than our server, where we embrace the genetic predisposition to be fat like Samoans! Join us and watch as your character gains 30lbs in just 3 months, all while feasting on unlimited virtual food. Who needs PEDs when you have the power of genetics on your side? Plus, rumor has it that The Rock himself had to undergo gyno surgery due to his Samoan heritage – now that’s dedication to the cause! So come on, join us and let your virtual waistline expand to epic proportions on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server.

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i Love Minecraft SMP Messi

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes things way too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of llamas come stampeding through, wearing top hats and monocles. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are busting out some sick dance moves.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary player known only as “i love messi.” Rumor has it that they can tame dragons with just a wink and a smile, and their diamond armor is so blindingly shiny that it can blind any mob that dares to approach.

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride pigs into battle, build a roller coaster that goes to the moon, and engage in epic PvP battles with a chicken riding a spider? Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe and come join the madness!

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RedmiCraft

Fabric server Structures World generation Claims Minimap World map AI Modpack Download Modrinth Server Gameplay Exploration Adventure Creative Multiplayer Mods Community Customization Survival, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

IMPORTANT: Use Modrinth and the following modpack to play on this server (https://modrinth.com/modpack/redmicraft)

Play on redmicraft.tcsenpai.com, a Fabric server with:

– Thousands of new structures – Overhauled world generation – Claims, minimap, world map – Overhauled AI – Much more!

Please follow the webpage link to download Modrinth and the ready to use Modpack for this server.

redmicraft.tcsenpai.com

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Block Party Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is BUILT 4BWC (Built With Crazy)! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their house into a giant cake. But instead of being upset, they threw the best party ever with all their friends and even invited the Ender Dragon to join in on the fun!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land wearing a diamond helmet and wielding a pickaxe made of pure gold. Rumor has it that if you can defeat Blocky Bob in a mining contest, he will grant you three wishes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to laughter and fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

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>Cardano and every Minecraft SMP shitcoin pumping massively

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Are you tired of being stuck in boring old staking cages while Cardano and all those other shitcoins are pumping like crazy? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a special feature where you can stake your diamonds and watch them grow exponentially!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of rogue marines who have been locked in a battle against the evil forces of crypto manipulation. Join them in their quest to overthrow the pumpers and dumpers and restore balance to the blockchain!

So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the stakes are high and the adventures are even higher! Who knows, you might just uncover the secret to making millions of diamonds in no time.

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New Server IP
Kempys Network

Anarchy, command blocks, Creative, Cross-Play, Dungeons, Economy, Factions, Minigames, Mods, Parkour, PvP, Quests, Redstone, resource packs, Roleplay, Shaders, Skyblock, Survival, Tournaments, virtual reality

Welcome to KempysNetwork.org — the ultimate Minecraft experience! Join us at minecraft.kempysnetwork.org for a crossplay-compatible, multi-world adventure on a high-performance server. Whether you’re a Java or Bedrock player, our server is built for everyone to enjoy seamlessly together.

Why KempysNetwork.org? We’ve packed our server with over 50+ handpicked quality-of-life plugins designed to elevate your gameplay. From essentials like EssentialsX, Vault, and LuckPerms to fun enhancements like Armored Elytra, FancyPhysics, and SetHome, our server has it all! With crossplay support and multi-world functionality, you can explore, build, and battle across diverse worlds tailored for every kind of player.

We also offer:

Enhanced Economy with EconomyShopGUI and QuickShop plugins Discord Integration through DiscordSRV for seamless communication Geyser and Floodgate plugins for smooth Java-Bedrock compatibility Special Features like ExcellentCrates, VeinMiner, and Dynmap for a truly immersive experience Whether you’re a builder, explorer, or fighter, KempysNetwork.org has everything you need for an unforgettable journey. Join our friendly community, dive into thrilling adventures, and make your mark in our ever-growing world.

Don’t wait! Join us at minecraft.kempysnetwork.org and be part of KempysNetwork.org today!

147.185.221.23:3475

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Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have a good time and not take anything too seriously! We call it the Fascists cum edition because we’re all about uniting players in the most ridiculous and hilarious ways possible.

Join us for epic battles where the only weapons allowed are rubber chickens and banana peels. Build your dream castle out of rainbow-colored blocks and ride around on unicorns that shoot glitter from their horns.

But beware, there’s a secret hidden within the server that only the bravest players can uncover. Legend has it that there’s a treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat.

So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing until you cry. Remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep). See you there!

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Crafty YouTube SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

We have a whole community of YouTubers on our server, creating hilarious content and getting into all sorts of shenanigans. From building giant statues of themselves to starting epic pranks, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And if you’re looking for drama, look no further! Our players are constantly getting into ridiculous arguments over the most trivial things, like who gets to use the enchanted diamond pickaxe or whose turn it is to ride the llama.

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP that’s more like a comedy show than a serious gaming experience, come on down and join us! Just be prepared for the insanity that awaits you.

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New Server IP
YNK MC

Anarchy, Bedwars, building, cheat detection, collaboration, Community, Creative, Cross-Play, Earth, Etiquette, Fair Play, Gaming Community, gaming etiquette, KitPvP, Moderation, multiplayer, online gaming, player guidelines, player respect, PvP, rule enforcement, rules, rules enforcement, Server, server administration, Server Guidelines, teamwork

It is forbidden to use all cheating tools such as XRAY, Fly Hacks, etc. No vandalism or theft of other players’ property. It is forbidden to curse, swear, or use offensive language. Respect is a must. Mutual respect must be maintained between all members and players. House construction must be a reasonable distance away from the saboon area. It is forbidden to build traps in the Al-Saboon area. It is forbidden to exploit vulnerabilities in the game or on the server. It is prohibited to post or request access to other servers that are not related to the YNK server. You must adhere to the instructions of supervisors and server administrators. Collaboration and team play are required to achieve the best experience for everyone. The use of Mods that give an unfair advantage to players is prohibited. Maintain the beauty of the spoon and do not leave random objects or waste. No annoying ads or links in chat. Respect server rules in general.

ynk.3utilities.com

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New Server IP
GLOW FLOW Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further than this server, where hololive DEV_IS ReGLOSS and FLOW GLOWMEMBERS are taking over! Join Hiodoshi Ao, the master of mining and crafting, Otonose Kanade, the redstone wizard, and Ichijou Ririka, the queen of building epic structures.

But wait, there’s more! Juufuutei Raden will lead you on daring adventures through the Nether, Todoroki Hajime will enchant your gear to the max, and Isaki Riona will keep the mobs at bay with her epic combat skills. And don’t forget about Koganei Niko, the prankster of the server who will keep you laughing for hours.

Mizumiya Su will serenade you with her beautiful melodies, Rindo Chihaya will keep the party going with her DJ skills, and Kikirara Vivi will dazzle you with her pixel art creations. And of course, don’t miss out on the DEV_IS CHANNEL, where you can watch epic music videos like “Shunkan Heartbeat” and “Symmetry.”

So why wait? Join this insane Minecraft server today and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

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I’m Still Mad Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old houses and farms? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where anything goes!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player tried to build a giant statue of a potato, but accidentally made it look like a giant chicken instead. The whole server couldn’t stop laughing for days!

But that’s not all! We have regular events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way. And don’t even get me started on our weekly “Pig Racing” competitions – those pigs are faster than you’d think!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us! Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt and maybe accidentally set your house on fire. It’s all in good fun, right?

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