Samoans Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Crafty McCraftface: Where every player is a unique snowflake (but also a blocky pixelated character)

blocky, body composition, Character, Crafty, diet, Exercise, fat distribution, fat gain, fat storage, genetics, gyno surgery, health, heritage, McCraftface, metabolism, overfeeding study, PED abuse, pixelated, player, predisposed, Samoans, snowflake, TDEE, Unique, variation, weight gain, wrestler

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9336
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3332	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that caters to all shapes and sizes? Look no further than our server, where we embrace the genetic predisposition to be fat like Samoans! Join us and watch as your character gains 30lbs in just 3 months, all while feasting on unlimited virtual food. Who needs PEDs when you have the power of genetics on your side? Plus, rumor has it that The Rock himself had to undergo gyno surgery due to his Samoan heritage – now that’s dedication to the cause! So come on, join us and let your virtual waistline expand to epic proportions on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server.

ParentalPanicCraft

caregiving, difficult decisions, emotional triggers, emotional wellbeing, family dynamics, Family Support, medical training, mental health, moral conflict, parental expectations, ParentalPanicCraft, personal boundaries, sacrifice, self-care, self-preservation, sibling dynamics, step mom, Stress Management, stroke recovery, toxic relationships, Trauma

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1495
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	New Chunks Explored:	684882
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Astral Projections Made:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2383
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	16

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and feeling like you’re stuck in a never-ending cycle of stress and chaos? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your real-life problems behind!

On our server, you can build your dream world without any pesky step moms or creepy step brothers getting in your way. No more worrying about taking care of everyone else and never having a moment to yourself. Here, you can focus on YOU and create the ultimate oasis of relaxation and fun.

Plus, our server is filled with amazing players who are always ready to lend a helping hand or share a laugh. Say goodbye to toxic family dynamics and hello to a community that will lift you up and make you feel right at home.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and start living your best virtual life. Who knew escaping reality could be so much fun?

FearOfCreepers Minecraft SMP

anxiety, fear, fear of change, fear of death, fear of failure, fear of failure in business, fear of failure in career, fear of failure in general, fear of failure in life, fear of failure in relationships, fear of judgment, Fear of public speaking, fear of rejection, fear of spiders, fear of success, fear of the unknown, FearOfCreepers, mental health, Minecraft, Phobia, Psychology, smp, underrated fear

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4482
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Animals Bred:	36
Villages Defended:	13	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

Lol, so like, have you ever been mining in Minecraft and suddenly a wild creeper appears out of nowhere and blows up all your diamonds? That’s like, the most underrated fear ever, bro. But fear not, because on this epic Minecraft SMP, we have a secret anti-creeper potion that will make you invincible to those green jerks. And get this, our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of building epic bases and trolling unsuspecting players. Join us if you dare, and prepare for the most insane adventures of your Minecraft life!

1MilMC: Where 100k feels like 1Mil!

1 million dollars, 100k, 1mil, 1MilMC, affluent areas, dream vacations, exotic locations, expensive cities, extravagant spending, extravagant vacations, Feels, financial comparison, global wealth, high cost of living, lavish experiences, luxury destinations, luxury living, luxury travel, millionaire lifestyle, opulent destinations, travel destinations, upscale living, wealthy lifestyle

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6931
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Towns Built:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	25
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where your diamond pickaxe is worth more than gold! Join us and experience a world where even dirt blocks are considered luxury items.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player found a hidden chest filled with enchanted golden apples. But here’s the twist – each apple was actually a portal to a secret dimension filled with flying pigs and talking cows. Only on our server, folks!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the mines, there lies a treasure chest filled with rare blocks that can turn your humble dirt house into a palace fit for a king. And don’t even get me started on the legendary chicken jousting tournaments that take place every full moon.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience a world where even 100k feels like 1 million dollars. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get eaten by a giant zombie chicken, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

MapleCraft Server: No Consequences!

activism, Canadian Sikhs, Community, consequences, denounce, diaspora, discrimination, Espionage, freedom of speech, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, India, international relations, Justice, MapleCraft, protest, Safety, SECURITY, Server, Sikh community, solidarity, Surveillance, Threats

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1664
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	237	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Love Letters Sent:	17	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

come join our wacky minecraft server where u can build ur own lil world without any consiquence!!! just like how canadian sikh peeps are denouncing those sneaky threats and espionage by india, u can denounce all ur problems on our server by building epic structures and fighting off creepers with ur trusty diamond sword!!!

we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking cows, and secret treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds!! u can even ride a llama into battle against the evil ender dragon!!

so come on down to our server and join the fun!! who needs consequences when u can have a blast playing minecraft all day long?!?!

TikTokTrumpBanLolCraft

biden, Biden administration, Chinese app, data security, digital privacy, Executive Order, international relations, internet culture, national security, social media, social-networking, Tech News, Technology, tiktok ban, tiktok controversy, TikTokTrumpBanLolCraft, trump, Trump administration, us politics, US-China relations, White House

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	411
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb dot com, ya know? like, biden was all like, nah man, i ain’t gonna ban tiktok, let trump deal with that mess when he comes back to the white house. so like, if you wanna avoid all that drama and just have a good time, come join our server! we got, like, crazy builds and epic pvp battles that will make you pee your pants with excitement. plus, our community is, like, the coolest bunch of peeps you’ll ever meet. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started!

Sxucraft Network

Minecraft Gaming Adventure Creativity Community Events Custom Builds Imagination Challenges Collaboration Exploration Sandbox Multiplayer Survival Roleplaying Fantasy PvP Minigames Modded Building, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	487
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Enchantments Applied:	121	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

SXUCRAFT is a vibrant community server that blends creativity and adventure, offering players a unique gaming experience. With custom builds, engaging events, and a welcoming atmosphere, it’s a place for gamers of all ages to collaborate, explore, and unleash their imagination. Join us for exciting challenges and a friendly community!

66.206.27.122:50034

WitchCraft TN

Economy, KitPvP, Minecraft, multiplayer, PvP, Server, Survival, Survival Games, weekly events, Whitelist, WitchCraft TN

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8358
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Runes Activated:	2
Farms Harvested:	810	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Hello everyone, WitchCraft TN howa Survival Multiplayer minecraft server jdid,fihEconomy, weekly events and many more features !

185.172.57.189:25566

Naked to Clothed 1.20.3

1.20.3, Apparel, attire, bare, clothed, clothing, Disrobed, Dressed, EXPOSED, fashion, garments, modest, modesty, naked, Nude, Outfit, stripped, Style, Unclothed, Undressed, Wardrobe

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7608
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through a land of pure chaos and madness. Like, imagine being clothed but also having the power to see everyone else’s nudes. It’s like a crazy game of hide and seek, but with clothes and no clothes at the same time. Trust me, you won’t regret joining this server, it’s a trip you won’t forget. So come on, join us and experience the insanity for yourself!

FreakyFun SMP: WhatTurnedNice

#exciting, adventurous, Daring, Erotic, experimentation, Exploration, FANTASY, Freaky, FreakyFun, Intimacy, Kinky, pleasurable, Pleasure, RISQUE, satisfaction, Sensual, smp, taboo, Thrill, Unconventional, WhatTurnedNice

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5092
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	26

Yo, so like, this Minecraft SMP is lit af, like seriously, you gotta join cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the cha-cha. Plus, our admin once turned a whole village into a disco party with villagers breakdancing and everything. It was wild, man. And don’t even get me started on the time we all dressed up as creepers and pranked each other by exploding randomly. Good times, good times. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself, you won’t regret it, bro!

HateCrafters

anti-customer policies, bad customer service, consumer disdain, corporate greed, Corporation, customer alienation, customer dissatisfaction, customer disservice., customer frustration, customer neglect, Customers, HateCrafters, Hates, lack of care, mistreatment, negative feedback, poor quality, profit over people, unethical practices, unhappy customers

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6087
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mines Excavated:	4813
Dragon Scales Harvested:	113	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Ores Mined:	3031	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of corporations that just don’t give a creeper’s butt about their customers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is run by a corporation that straight up despises its players! Why join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is so chaotic that even the Ender Dragon is like “nah, I’m outta here”. Our staff team consists of a bunch of zombies who are constantly trying to eat your brains, but hey, at least they’re dedicated, right? And if you manage to survive long enough, you might even get a chance to meet our CEO, who is actually a chicken in a suit. So come join us if you’re looking for a server that will make you question your sanity and your life choices!