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Samoan #3’s Epic Minecraft SMP Battle

battle, Competition, Conflict, control, Epic, FANTASY, Fighting, leadership, MAGICAL, Magical Peppers, Minecraft, Pacific Islander, peppers, power struggle, Rivalry, samoan, Samoan #3, Samoan #7B, Samoan culture, showdown, smp, Story, Warriors

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2489
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Votes:	975	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Mythical Swords Crafted:	62
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Villages Defended:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us as we embark on wild adventures, like the epic battle between Samoan #3 and Samoan #7B for control of the Magical Peppers. Legend has it that whoever possesses the Magical Peppers will gain ultimate power and never have to worry about hunger again. But beware, the Magical Peppers are guarded by a fierce tribe of llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their precious crop. Will you join the fight for the Magical Peppers or will you befriend the llamas and become their llama whisperer? The choice is yours in this wacky and unpredictable world. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other!

CraftyTrumpBillyBushBanter

Accountability, billy bush, Celebrity, consequences, CraftyTrumpBillyBushBanter, donald trump, double standards, Ethics, INEQUALITY, leadership, Media, METOO, Misogyny, power dynamics, Presidency, scandal, sexual assault, social justice, toxic behavior, WOMENS RIGHTS, workplace culture

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6968
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	157153
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Void Gems Collected:	19
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Join our Minecraft server and escape the crazy reality of politics! On our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from creepy politicians and their inappropriate conversations. No need to worry about getting fired for just standing by and listening to their nonsense here! Plus, rumor has it that if you build a secret bunker, you might just find the missing emails that everyone’s been talking about. So come on over and let’s block out the madness together!

SumyMedCraft Server

Bombing, CASUALTIES, civilian deaths, Conflict, eastern europe, global politics, human rights violation, international relations, medical center, military attack, News, Russian strikes, Server, Sumy, SumyMedCraft, Tragedy, Ukrainian city, violence, War Crimes, world events

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3536
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Zombie Dances:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Enchantments Applied:	144	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life, but in block form. we got more diamonds than a fancy jewelry store, and more creepers than a haunted house on halloween night.

our server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the nether. we’ve got mini-games that will make your head spin faster than a tornado in kansas. and the best part? we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot that will make you richer than a leprechaun on st. patrick’s day.

oh, and did i mention the petting zoo we have? yeah, we’ve got llamas, pigs, and even a dragon that breathes fire. it’s like a zoo on steroids, but in minecraft. so come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination. trust me, you won’t regret it.

HezCraft Strike: Iran’s Loss

Assassination, Commander, Conflict Resolution, foreign affairs, hezbollah, Hezbollah leader, HezCraft, international relations, iran, Iran-Israel Relations, Iran’s, Israeli strike, Loss, Middle East conflict, Middle East peace, Military, military intervention, political tensions, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, senior commander, strike, Terrorism

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6534
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

lol join our minecraft server and u can be as powerful as an iranian commander taking on israel and hezbollah leaders. u can build ur own army of creepers and zombies to take over the world. plus, we have a secret underground base where u can find all the diamonds u want. come join the chaos and conquer the virtual world with us!

Glacial Future Extreme – Minecraft

atmospheric conditions, changes, climate change, climate variability, el nino, environmental impact, EXTREME, Future, Glacial, global warming, historical data, INCREASE, meteorological events, Minecraft, natural disasters, ocean temperatures, past, prediction models, scientific research, Supported, weather patterns

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5969
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Ores Mined:	3997	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

yo, come join this cray cray minecraft server where we got future increase in extreme El Niño and past glacial changes happening all the time! like, imagine building your dope castle while dodging crazy weather patterns and ancient glaciers sliding through the land. it’s like a rollercoaster of climate chaos up in here! join now for the wildest minecraft experience of your life, fam!

Hotdog Water: Where the survival of the fittest tastes like old hot dogs!

bedrock, Cheating, Discord, Dogs, Fittest, Fun, Griefing, HACKING, Hardcore, hot, hotdog, Ip:, java, Join, Land Claim, Play, PvP, Resets, stealing, Survival, TASTES, Teleport, Water, Website, world

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	554
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	22	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	177	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9

🌭🪣 Hotdog Water 🌭🪣

Overview:

Server Type	Hardcore Vanilla Survival
Version	Java 1.21
Resets	Vote for resets on Discord
Features	No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim

Rules:

PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed
No cheating or hacking

Join Now:

– IP: play.hotdogwater.dog – Bedrock IP: bedrock.hdw.dog – Website: https://hdw.dog – Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is cheating allowed on the server?	No, cheating or hacking is not allowed.
Are there any restrictions on PvP or griefing?	PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed.
Can I claim land on the server?	No, there is no land claim feature on this server.

The Key to My Heart Minecraft Server

Heart, key, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2139
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Magic Items Found:	2176
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing flying higher than our players’ creativity is the skirts of our mysterious transfer student crushes! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the Bathroom War, where the battle for the best panty color is just as intense as the fight for diamonds.

Picture this: you’re minding your own business, mining away, when suddenly you run into a cute transfer student with striped panties. Talk about an entrance! But wait, there’s more – she’s not just any transfer student, she’s also your new housekeeper. Can you handle the chaos that ensues when love, friendship, and panty colors collide in the most unexpected ways?

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that combines ecchi romance, comedy, and Minecraft all in one place? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where every day is a new adventure, filled with surprises, laughter, and maybe even a few unexpected twists?

Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the Minecraft world)! Who knows, you might just find yourself falling for a panty-wielding housekeeper along the way.

Minecraft SMP /g/ Humour Thread

4chan, amusement, comedy, Digital culture, Entertainment, forum, funny, G.., humor, Humour, internet, jokes, LAUGHING, Laughter, meme, Minecraft, ONLINE, sarcasm, smp, social media, Thread, WIT

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6424
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	433	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	188
Enchantments Applied:	109	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but diamond pickaxes and rotten flesh. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we host weekly dance parties with the Ender Dragon as our DJ. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance to challenge players to a game of hide and seek.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you laughing until your diamond armor breaks, join us today! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

StepDadDanceNoChance

acceptance, Boundaries, Communication, Dance, DAUGHTER, emotions, Expectations, family, Father, Grief, Identity, Loss, love, parenting, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, Selfishness, stepdad, StepDadDanceNoChance, Therapy

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4637
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Void Gems Collected:	13	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family dynamics better than your own mom? Look no further! Join our server where we understand that sometimes, you just want to be a princess with your real dad, not your stepdad who’s trying too hard to fill those daddy shoes.

We have father/daughter dances, but don’t worry, you won’t be guilt-tripped into attending by your stepdad who just wants to be honored as your dad. We support your decision to stick with your real dad, even if it means missing out on some sweet dance moves.

So if you’re tired of being pressured to accept a new dad, come join our server where we celebrate your right to choose your own family dynamics. Plus, we have virtual tea parties and ballerina shows that you can enjoy guilt-free! Join now and say goodbye to awkward family expectations.

LoveCraftedMC

Affection, Bliss, butterflies in stomach, Commitment, Connection, deep connection, devotion, emotional bond, emotions, Happiness, Heartwarming, infatuation, Intimacy, joy, love, LoveCraftedMC, Passion, relationships, romance, soulmate, true love

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5815
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ores Mined:	9447
Magic Items Found:	1489	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Enchantments Applied:	277
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate love story between a player and their diamond pickaxe. Feel the rush of excitement as you mine together, conquer dungeons together, and build epic structures together. Who needs a significant other when you have a trusty pickaxe by your side? Love is in the pixels, baby!

LebanonCraft Minecraft Server

breaking news, Conflict, Defense, general, international relations, Iran Guards, Iran-Israel Relations, Israel, Killed, lebanon, Lebanon-Israel relations, LebanonCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East politics, Military, military strike, Minecraft, News, SECURITY, Senior, Server, state media, strike

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7430
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no excitement? well then u gotta join our server! we got more action than a cat chasing a laser pointer!

imagine this: u log in and suddenly u r in the middle of a battle between giant chickens and evil creepers! but don’t worry, u got a diamond sword and a potion of invisibility to help u out!

oh and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams? all u gotta do is solve the riddle of the dancing llama to find it!

but wait, there’s more! we have a special event every friday where we all dress up as zombies and have a dance party in the nether! it’s so much fun, u won’t even remember why u were playing on those other lame servers!

so what r u waiting for? join us now and let the craziness begin! senior iran guards general killed in israel lebanon strike? pshh, that’s nothing compared to the epic battles u will experience on our server!