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BabyCraft Minecraft Server

baby, BabyCraft, Beliefs, children, Christian, Commitment, common ground, Communication, compromise, Decision making, Divorce, family, foundation, long-term commitment, Marriage, Minecraft, readiness, relationship, Server, single parent, toxic relationships, VALUES

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9700
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Astral Projections Made:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9742	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of building a strong foundation before diving into parenthood? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual marriage counselor, helping you and your partner navigate the tricky waters of baby fever and marriage pressure.

Join our server and experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while also mining for compromise in your relationship. Build a virtual family with your partner, complete with 5-8 virtual kids (because who needs real kids when you can have Minecraft kids, right?).

Don’t worry about ending up as a single parent on our server – we’ve got your back. We’ll make sure your virtual marriage is as strong as obsidian before you even think about expanding your virtual family.

So come on, join our server and let’s build a future together – one block at a time! Who needs a ring when you have diamond armor, are we right?

SibSplitLifeInsureCraft

beneficiaries, breadwinner, children, cop, family, full-time, Grief, hypothetical, income, Job, life insurance, Marriage, Rude, selfish, Siblings, SibSplitLifeInsureCraft, single mom, Support, unreasonable, widowed mother

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2349
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	New Chunks Explored:	503050
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of life insurance beneficiaries? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of splitting virtual life insurance with your pixelated siblings!

Picture this: you’re happily building your Minecraft empire when suddenly tragedy strikes and your in-game spouse (who is also a cop for some reason) kicks the bucket. But wait, there’s a twist! You now have to split the life insurance with his three siblings who are just chilling in their perfectly whole and complete families. The drama! The suspense! The outrageousness!

Don’t be a widowed Minecraft mom struggling to support her blocky children on her own – join our server and experience the chaos of dealing with unexpected life insurance beneficiaries. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and financial decisions, all in the name of pixelated family drama.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate the wild world of virtual life insurance disputes. It’s a Minecraft server like no other, where the only thing more valuable than diamonds is a good insurance policy. See you in the game!

VowNeverDoneIt Minecraft SMP

#Intention, Accountability, AMBITION, aspiration, broken commitment, determination, Disappointment, dream, Failure, Goal, Minecraft, missed opportunity, perseverance, personal growth, procrastination, regret, resolution, self improvement, self-discipline, smp, unfulfilled promise, Vow, VowNeverDoneIt, wish

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2889
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Chimeras Created:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Animals Bred:	148	Towns Built:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Are you tired of being a basic Minecraft player, mining and crafting in the same old boring world? Well, look no further because our SMP is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to finally fulfill that vow you made to yourself to build a giant statue of a chicken riding a unicorn while juggling diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing and will challenge you to epic dance-offs for rare loot. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a squad of mischievous pandas who will only give it to the player who can beat them in a game of hide and seek.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP now and embark on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life!

CreepyCraft: 1AM Madness

1am, 1PM, anxiety, creepycraft, Darkness, Day, eerie, fear, fear of the unknown, insomnia, late night, madness, midnight, night, nighttime activities, normal, Routine, Schedule, Sleep, Terrifying, Time, unsettling

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8295
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Animals Bred:	197

Join our Minecraft server and find out what becomes terrifying at 1am! Our server is filled with mysterious creatures that come out only at night, ready to give you a scare like no other. Imagine mining for diamonds peacefully at 1pm, only to be chased by a pack of zombie chickens at 1am! But don’t worry, our server also has hidden treasures and secret passageways that only appear in the dead of night. So if you’re looking for a thrilling adventure that will keep you on the edge of your seat, join our server now!

Butterfly Wings Server

butterfly, butterfly effect, cause and effect, chaos theory, dangerous weapon, delicate balance, earth’s dangers, environmental destruction, environmental impact, fragile creatures, fragile ecosystems, global consequences, interconnected world, nature’s power, powerful symbolism, ripple effect, Server, significant impact, small actions, unpredictable outcomes, Wings

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1696
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Yo, have you ever heard of a Minecraft server where a butterfly flapping its wings is the most OP weapon you can get? Yeah, that’s right, on our server, those innocent little butterflies are actually deadly weapons that can take down even the toughest mobs in one hit. Join us for the ultimate challenge and see if you can master the art of butterfly warfare.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with these feathered revolutionaries or stand against them in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds that only the bravest and most cunning players can find. Will you be the one to uncover this legendary loot and become the richest player on the server?

So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure where anything is possible, even using a butterfly as a deadly weapon. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

Mall Whore Minecraft Server

compulsive shopper, consumer culture, consumerism, fashion junkie, fashion lover, fashionista, impulse buying, Mall, mall rat, mallaholic, mallwhore, materialistic, Minecraft, retail addict, retail addiction, retail junkie, retail obsession, retail therapy, retail therapy addict, Server, Shopaholic, shopping addict, shopping spree, whore

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2826
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1936
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Towns Built:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring players? Well, look no further because our server is run by a self-proclaimed “mallwhore” who will show you the ropes in style! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-studded shopping sprees, creeper fashion shows, and a secret underground club where the zombies know how to party. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and become a part of our fabulous world!

One Piece’s Ending Minecraft SMP

Adventure, Anime, Conclusion, Eiichiro Oda, emotional, ending, Epic, Fans, Finale, Grand Line, long-running series, Luffy, Manga, Minecraft, monkey d luffy, one piece, Pieces, pirate king, shonen jump, smp, speculation, Straw Hat Pirates, theories

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1540
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Crops Grown:	7221
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Towns Built:	10	Dimension Hops:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Gods Slained:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can live out your wildest pirate dreams? Look no further than our epic Minecraft SMP inspired by the ending of One Piece!

Join us as we sail the high seas, battle fearsome sea monsters, and search for the legendary One Piece treasure. But be warned, the waters are treacherous and filled with other players looking to claim the treasure for themselves.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds. And rumor has it that if you can find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical genie.

So what are you waiting for? Join our One Piece-inspired Minecraft SMP today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might just become the next Pirate King!

ChubbyCraft – Dad vs Coach

Athletic, calorie goals, Cardio, ChubbyCraft, Coach, Coaching, competitive sports, dad, fast food, FITNESS, football, health, intervention, nutrition, obesity, overreacting, parenting, rules, sports, Supplements, swimming, TEENAGE, weight gain

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2870
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Holy Grails Found:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1

Are you tired of being a skinny legend in Minecraft? Join our server where we encourage players to pack on the pounds like never before! Our coach will give you a whole list of “rules” to follow to gain weight quickly, including specific fast food orders, soda consumption, and even supplements. Say goodbye to cardio and hello to a new, curvier you!

Just like one mom discovered, her son gained 35 pounds in no time thanks to our extreme weight gain program. His stomach is starting to look like his dad’s, and he’s never had a weight problem before! But hey, who needs abs when you can have a dad bod in Minecraft, right?

Join our server now and watch as your Minecraft character transforms into a chunky legend. Who needs swimming and football skills when you can be the biggest player on the server? Don’t be a “Karen” and miss out on this opportunity to bulk up in the virtual world. See you there!

BankDrainMinecraftSMP

Bank account draining hobbies, Bank account draining pastimes, BankDrainMinecraftSMP, costly hobbies, Costly hobbies to reconsider, Costly hobbies to reduce spending on, Costly hobbies to stop, costly pastimes, expensive hobbies, Expensive hobbies list, Expensive hobbies to avoid, Expensive hobbies to cut back on, Expensive hobbies to give up, Expensive hobbies to limit, Expensive hobbies to quit, Expensive hobbies to rethink, Expensive hobbies to scale back on., expensive pastimes, hobbies, Money draining pastimes, money-draining hobbies

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6714
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Enchantments Applied:	149
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on useless hobbies like collecting rare flowers or breeding pink sheep? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and watch as your bank account magically fills up with diamonds just by participating in our wacky challenges and mini-games.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to bring good luck and fortune to those who find it. Rumor has it that the Diamond Pig once turned a player’s wooden pickaxe into a fully enchanted diamond one just by sneezing on it!

So why waste your time and diamonds on boring hobbies when you can join our Minecraft SMP and become the richest player in all the land? Don’t miss out on the chance to uncover the secrets of the Diamond Pig and become a Minecraft millionaire!

CraftyLifeGoals

achievement, aspirations, balance, Contentment, CraftyLifeGoals, dreams, fulfillment, goals, Gratitude, Happiness, ideal life, inspiration, mindfulness, motivation, personal growth, positivity, self improvement, self love, self-care, success, Visualization

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5075
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Potions Brewed:	63
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Are you tired of living in a boring, mundane world where the only excitement comes from accidentally stepping on a Lego? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Imagine a world where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a mansion made entirely out of diamond blocks.

Join our server and become the ruler of your own virtual kingdom, where you can tame dragons, ride unicorns, and have epic dance parties with friendly creepers. Who needs real life when you can live out your wildest fantasies in the pixelated paradise of our server?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living your best life in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave.