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Slow Clown Minecraft Server

bullying, Clown, cognitive impairment, discrimination, emotional distress, getting clowned, Harassment, Insecurity, insults, learning difficulties, low intelligence, mental health, Minecraft, peer pressure, repetitive teasing, ridicule, self esteem, Server, Slow, social exclusion, special needs, Taunting, teasing

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2736
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3635
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6

Are you tired of getting clowned on because you’re slower than a turtle in quicksand? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, being slow is a superpower! We have a special Slowpoke Club where all the cool kids hang out and embrace their inner sloth. Join us for epic snail races, where the last one to cross the finish line is actually the winner! And don’t worry about being left behind, because on our server, slow and steady wins the race… and also gets all the diamonds. So come join us and show the world that being slow is the new fast!

Minecraft SMP: CrazyCraft Linux Lovers

Appearance, Community, crazycraft, cyberbullying, discrimination, Diversity, holocaust survivor, inclusion, internet culture, linux, Linux users, Lovers, mental health, mentally ill, Minecraft, offensive comments, online behavior, Perception, prejudice, smp, social commentary, stereotype, stigma, Technology, trolling

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7712
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Dimension Hops:	7

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with normies and try-hards? Look no further, because our SMP is the place to be for all the wacky and wild players out there!

Join us if you want to witness Linux users who look like they just escaped from a mental asylum and survived the apocalypse. These survivors have mastered the art of Minecraft and will show you the true meaning of insanity in game.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination, or will you stand against their fluffy tyranny?

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor!

Yozakura Family Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, assassins, Chapter 253, comedy, family, japanese manga, long tail tag, Manga, MANGA Plus, Minecraft, Mission: Yozakura Family, Server, shueisha, Superpowers, weekly shonen jump, Yozakura

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9370
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Chimeras Created:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Votes:	2663

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as the mobs! Join us for a chance to explore a world filled with hidden treasures, epic battles, and maybe even a few exploding sheep (yes, they’re a thing here).

Our server is home to a community of players who are as crazy as they come. From building giant statues of their favorite anime characters to organizing massive pig races, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that deep within the mines, there lies a portal to a parallel universe where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers are actually friendly. Will you be the one to uncover this secret and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to watch out for those exploding sheep – they’re a real blast!

Game On Minecraft SMP

Community, controversial content, coom-based economy, creativity, Customization, digital content, Game, game design, game development, game industry, lewding, Minecraft, modding, Mods, player experience, player freedom, player-engagement, porn mods, Skyrim, smp, success, User-generated content, video games

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9999
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Votes:	121	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! We’re debating whether to allow modding or just go full-on lewd mode ourselves because let’s face it, who doesn’t love a good ol’ Minecraft coomfest?

Join us for a chance to build the most outrageous structures, mine for diamonds while twerking, and battle it out in epic PvP battles where the winner gets showered in glitter and confetti.

We live in a coom-based economy, so come join us and let your wildest Minecraft fantasies come to life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a whole lot of pixelated sunscreen, because things are about to get hot and steamy in our Minecraft world.

Email Sinking Minecraft Server

Battle tactics, Communication, email, email communication, email strategy, email tactics, email warfare, enemy fleet, enemy ship, enemy vessel, military communication, Military operations, Minecraft, naval battle, naval combat, naval operations, naval strategy, naval tactics, naval warfare, send email, Server, sink ship, Sinking, warfare strategy

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5211
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Animals Bred:	89	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

Ahoy mateys! Are you ready to set sail on the high seas and send some emails while sinking enemy ships? Well, look no further than our epic Minecraft server!

Join us for the wildest adventure of your life as you navigate treacherous waters, battle fearsome pirates, and maybe even discover buried treasure (or at least some valuable loot)!

But the real kicker? You can actually send emails in-game to your enemies, taunting them as you sink their ships and steal their booty! Who knew that Minecraft could be so technologically advanced and pirate-y at the same time?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the swashbuckling shenanigans begin! Just remember to watch out for that pesky Kraken… or is it just a player in a squid skin? You’ll never know until you join!

NTR Minecraft SMP – Netorare General

Avas, big cocks, Booru Backup, Bulls, Carmillanon’s NTR captions, Cheat, cringy cuck, cuck, DarkNation’s NTR captions, general, horny cumdumpsters, impregnate, INFERIOR, Loyal, loyal waifu, Minecraft, Netorare, Netorare General, NTR, Satisfied, smp, sneed, Succubus dating guide, tease cucks, Tempted to Cheat, waifu for bulls, waifus, Wombs of the Gods archive, Working Hard for the Money edition

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7363
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Enchantments Applied:	70
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Dragon Eggs Found:	9347

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever experience! Join us in the “Working Hard for the Money” edition where the only currency is drama and betrayal.

Previous players have reported insane stories of building alliances only to have them crumble in seconds, of finding secret bases filled with stolen diamonds, and of waifus and avatars being stolen right from under their noses.

But fear not, for in this server, anything goes! Post your “loyal” waifu and watch as she gets swept away by a bull, discover that your waifu has been secretly plotting against you all along, or simply enjoy the chaos as you navigate through the treacherous waters of Minecraft relationships.

So come on in and join the madness! Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a love triangle, a betrayal plot, or even a full-blown war over a block of dirt. The possibilities are endless on this wild and unpredictable server.

Crafty Chaos Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9306
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the jungle! Join us for non-stop fun and adventure as we embark on epic quests to find the legendary golden llama of doom.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground dance club where players can show off their best dance moves and compete in dance-offs to win rare in-game prizes. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the server owner to a rap battle in the town square.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be hanging out with us, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Why do wrestling fans gaslight themselves into thinking women’s… Minecraft SMP

double standards, equality, Fans, Female Athletes, female empowerment, Female Wrestlers, GASLIGHT, Gaslighting, gender bias, media representation, Minecraft, smp, Sports Entertainment, Stereotypes, thinking, women in entertainment, Women in sports, Women’s Wrestling, Womens, wrestling, wrestling community, wrestling culture, wrestling fans, wrestling industry, Wrestling Matches, wrestling promotions

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2788
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	491	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Are you tired of watching wrestling matches that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your prayers! Join us for epic battles that will make you question why you ever wasted your time watching women’s wrestling.

Our server is filled with crazy characters who will stop at nothing to claim victory, including a talking chicken who thinks he’s the king of the server and a group of llamas who have formed their own wrestling faction.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground wrestling ring where players can challenge each other to intense matches, with the loser having to wear a chicken suit for a week. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on the hilarity that ensues.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs women’s wrestling when you have us?

What are Minecraft servers like OreoMC ?

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	933
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Villages Defended:	13	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15

Hermitcraft – Hermitcraft is a popular Minecraft server known for its community of content creators who collaborate and build together in a survival world. The server offers a similar immersive experience to OreoMC, with a focus on creativity and unique gameplay elements.
CubeCraft Games – CubeCraft Games is a Minecraft server that offers a variety of game modes, including survival, skyblock, and minigames. Players can enjoy unique gameplay elements and challenges, much like those found on OreoMC.
Hypixel – Hypixel is one of the largest Minecraft servers, offering a wide range of game modes and activities for players to enjoy. From survival to creative, Hypixel provides a similar immersive experience to OreoMC with its custom content and engaging gameplay.
The Hive – The Hive is a popular Minecraft server that offers minigames and challenges for players to enjoy. With a focus on community and social interactions, The Hive provides a comparable experience to OreoMC with its unique gameplay elements and exciting events.
Mineplex – Mineplex is another well-known Minecraft server that offers a variety of game modes and activities for players to enjoy. From survival to competitive minigames, Mineplex provides a similar immersive experience to OreoMC with its custom content and engaging gameplay elements.

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Pixel Craft – New Year’s Building Competition! Minecraft server

administration, BUILD, Competitions, creativity, endless possibilities, Events, gaming space, Griefing, minecraft server, New Year’s Building Competition, Pixel Craft, private spaces, Prizes, research, restrictions, Skills, Sweepstakes, Trade, Unique Prizes, Vanilla

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8619
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	411	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Potions Brewed:	112	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

Welcome to the vanilla Minecraft “Pixel Craft” server! Here you will find a unique gaming space where only your skills and creativity matter.

Why should you play Pixel Craft?

– Lack of private spaces: Here, each player has equal opportunities to interact with the world. Build, research and trade without additional restrictions! Griefing on the server is suppressed by the administration.

– Vanilla game: We don’t have “administrators for 500 rubles”, things of God and other rubbish. All players are at the same level.

– Sweepstakes and prizes: We regularly hold interesting sweepstakes and competitions where you can win unique prizes. Follow the events and don’t miss the opportunity to get something special!

Join Pixel Craft and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities without unnecessary restrictions. We are looking forward to seeing you!

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