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SMP18AdviceMinecraft

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	561
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Elemental Crystals Collected:	67
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to relive the glory days of being 18 and making questionable life choices! We’ve got more drama than a high school cafeteria and more chaos than a creeper explosion. Plus, our server is so lit, it makes your 18-year-old self look like a noob in comparison. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will make your future self question your life decisions!

Blocky Boobies Bonanza

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1824
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Emeralds Found:	131	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Animals Bred:	60	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pixelated blocky boobs are just too irresistible to ignore!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own boob-shaped houses, mine for diamond nipples, and battle against evil mobs with your trusty chest armor!

But beware, the allure of the pixelated cleavage may be too much for some players to handle. Will you be able to resist the temptation and conquer the world of blocky boobs? Join us and find out!

Blocky Boobies: Save Lives, Mine Blocks!

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2296
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5331	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Towns Built:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

come join our epic minecraft server and help us fight against breast cancer! we have magical potions that can cure any illness, including cancer! we have saved over 517,900 lives since 1989, all thanks to our amazing players! but watch out, younger women are getting diagnosed with cancer more often, so we need all the help we can get to stop this epidemic! join us now and be a hero in the fight against cancer! who knew playing minecraft could save lives?

Watch This Anime Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6034
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Runes Activated:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Farms Harvested:	442
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like watching an anime without being gay! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that will make you say “Senpai notice me!” But don’t worry, you won’t catch the gay from playing on our server – just pure, unadulterated fun. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s build some pixelated dreams together!

Sheboon Mud Hut Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	908
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22

Are you tired of getting dumped for taller, hairier white guys and Indian faggots? Well, do we have the Minecraft SMP for you! Join our server and escape the drama of real life by building your own virtual empire. No more sheboons from mud huts in Africa, just epic adventures and endless possibilities. So what are you waiting for, you bum tickler looking Chinese pig? Join us now and let the keks begin!

Tattoo Drama Craft

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	912
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Magic Items Found:	5316	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Enchantments Applied:	271
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from the drama in your life? Look no further! Join our server and escape the craziness of matching tattoos and questionable friendships. Our server is so fun, you won’t even remember why you were worried about dirty clothes in a bag or permanent marks on your body. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you won’t have to worry about any sketchy situations like the one described above. So come join us and leave all your worries behind – we promise you won’t regret it!

UnseenBlocks Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5588
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Elemental Crystals Collected:	40
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Ores Mined:	2555	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	5375

Join our Minecraft SMP and be prepared to embark on a wild journey filled with more drama than a reality TV show! Our server is like a chaotic circus where anything goes – from building giant statues of llamas to starting a llama cult, the possibilities are endless.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground llama fighting ring where players can battle it out for the title of Llama King. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Llama, rumored to grant wishes to whoever finds it.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a llama on roller skates, come join us and let the llama madness begin!

CraftyQuotez

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2709
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Void Gems Collected:	26	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	29	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Mines Excavated:	2633
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

“Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be quoting ‘I can’t believe I’m mining diamonds with a llama riding shotgun’ in no time! Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and dance to disco music. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players. So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more bonkers than a chicken riding a pig, come join us!”

YazidiCraft: Not Your Average Departure

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4857
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	257	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

so, like, come join our epic minecraft server, where the only abductions happen is when you steal someone’s diamonds, amirite? 😂 we got more fun than a yazidi woman voluntarily leaving gaza, that’s for sure!

join us for crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs and building giant statues of steve made entirely out of dirt blocks. you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about hamas and their drama.

plus, our community is as tight-knit as a creeper hugging a player, so you’ll never feel alone. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin! 🤪🎮 #minecraftmadness

Boring SMP: Just like watching paint dry, but with extra steps

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	289
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Ores Mined:	9599	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

<a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/puffing/">Minecraft Server</a> Overview

Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Land claiming to keep your house safe
Shops powered by a diamond economy
Regular events for the community
Warp stones so you can always teleport back home
Bucketable entities to save you pain
Many crafting tweaks to make it enjoyable

So come join us at boringsmp.1e99.eu (Discord).

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I claim land to protect my builds?	Yes, we have a land claiming system in place.
How does the diamond economy work?	Players can trade with diamonds as the currency in our server shops.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, we host events for the community to participate in.
Can I teleport back home easily?	Yes, we have warp stones that allow you to teleport back home.
What are bucketable entities?	Entities that can be picked up with buckets to make gameplay easier.
What crafting tweaks are available?	We have implemented various crafting tweaks to enhance the gameplay experience.