sam procrastinates – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

ZzzCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you a home away from home! Need a place to crash because your parents turned their Winnebago into a mobile mansion and kicked you out? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all homeless Minecraft players looking for a cozy virtual abode.

Join us for epic adventures and build your dream home without worrying about getting evicted by your parents. Who needs a real house when you can have a pixelated paradise on our server? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who will help you mine diamonds if you offer him some spooky snacks.

So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even find a secret underground bunker filled with treasure or stumble upon a hidden village of friendly villagers who will trade you emeralds for your unwanted dirt blocks. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life!

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Certified Fresh rating on the tomatometer Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server has a Certified Fresh rating on the tomatometer! That’s right, even the tomatoes are loving our server!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its nostrils. That’s right, you’ll be the envy of all your friends with your majestic fire-breathing companion.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

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🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

airdrops, Anarchy, Auction, Bosses, Buyer, Clans, Competitions, Cosmetics, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Gifts, gold block, Grief, Large Online, Lucky blocks, Naruto, No Dupe, Pirate, Private, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Skypvp, Star of the Edge, Survival, tops, Vanilla, Weddings

❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

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Patriotic Canucks Minecraft Server

belonging, Canada, Canucks, celebration, citizenship, Community, culture, diaspora, Diversity, Flag, heritage, Immigrants, Indian Canadians, love for country, loyalty, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, national identity, nationalistic pride, Patriotic, pride, Server, Unity

Are you a Canadian who loves butter chicken and maple syrup equally? Do you feel a deep connection to both Tim Hortons and Bollywood movies? Then this Minecraft server is the place for you! Join us for epic battles against creepers and zombies while waving your Canadian flag proudly. Our server is filled with igloos, hockey rinks, and poutine stands for your building pleasure. Plus, rumor has it that Justin Trudeau himself logs on to play every night! So come join us and show the world that Indian Canadians are the most patriotic Canadians around!

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Late for Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for Season 3, where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon and the alliances are shakier than a Jenga tower after a few too many drinks.

Forget about those other servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses together. On our server, it’s every player for themselves. Betray your friends, steal their diamonds, and watch the chaos unfold as friendships crumble and rivalries ignite.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has been known to swoop down and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face this mighty beast and claim the ultimate prize?

So why wait? Join us for Season 3 and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what wild adventures and crazy shenanigans await you on our server? It’s never too late to join the fun!

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The Forest Caliope Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Shrek is not just a movie, it’s a way of life! Join us on this magical journey through the swamps of Far Far Away, where you can build your own onion-shaped house and hang out with all your favorite fairytale creatures.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the one and only Calliope Mori, the ultimate Shrek savant. She will guide you through the land of ogres and donkeys, teaching you the ways of the swamp and how to live your best Shrek life.

If you’re not convinced yet, let me tell you about the time we had a Shrek-themed dance party in the enchanted forest. Donkey was busting out some sick moves, Fiona was twirling in her ballgown, and even Lord Farquaad showed up to break it down. It was a night to remember, and you can be a part of the fun too!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and get ready for a Shrektastic adventure like no other. Don’t miss out on all the ogre-sized fun!

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The Ultimate Question Minecraft SMP

3 AM thoughts, BAITED, basement dwelling, cat pic, Conspiracy Theory, distraction, epiphany, internet culture, late night browsing, matrix, memes, Minecraft, Mountain Dew, neet life, PAJAMAS, question.., Responses, Schizo, smp, Thread, Truth, truth seeker, Ultimate

Are you tired of being called a schizo for questioning the Matrix? Do you want to uncover the truth behind the memes? Join our Minecraft SMP where we delve into the deepest conspiracies while building epic structures and battling creepers. We have mountain dew on tap and pajama parties every night. Don’t let the haters distract you, the truth is out there, bros. pic related, it’s my cat in diamond armor Join now and let’s uncover the secrets of the blocky universe together!

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Crafty Humans Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever created! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the legendary adventures that await you on this server.

Once upon a time, a group of human men stumbled upon a magical portal that transported them to a world filled with blocky wonders. They quickly realized that this world was filled with dangerous creatures, treacherous terrain, and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered.

But fear not, brave adventurer! On this server, you will have the chance to team up with other human men to conquer dungeons, build magnificent structures, and battle against the evil forces that threaten to destroy this blocky paradise.

Join us now and become a part of the epic saga of the human men! Who knows, you might even uncover the secret of the legendary diamond sword that grants its wielder unimaginable power. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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MapleCraft SMP – Eh? Eh? Ole!

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Welcome to our epic Minecraft SMP, where we take pumpkin harvesting to a whole new level! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Legend has it that the pumpkins in our world are actually magical and grant wishes to those who harvest them. One player even claimed that after harvesting a pumpkin, they were granted the ability to fly like a chicken for a whole day! And don’t even get me started on the player who found a pumpkin that turned into a diamond sword when they picked it up. True story, bro.

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Legendary Llama of Luck. Rumor has it that if you manage to tame one of these majestic creatures, your luck in the game will increase tenfold. Some players swear that after taming a Legendary Llama, they found diamonds in every block they mined. Insane, right?

So come join us on our pumpkin-filled, luck-enhancing, diamond-sword-giving Minecraft SMP. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and magical encounters await you in our world? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

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Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

CONSERVATIVE, conservative values, Cultural differences, Diversity, interracial couples, interracial marriage, Interracial Relationships, marriage choices, marriage trends, Minecraft, non-white wife, Paradise, PIXEL, political affiliations, political beliefs, political ideologies, race relations, racial preferences, relationship dynamics, Server, societal expectations, societal norms, societal perceptions, Stereotypes

Tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft servers? Join our server where every conservative player has a non-white wife! Why, you ask? Well, rumor has it that our server is so diverse and inclusive that even the mobs are starting to date outside their species. Plus, our non-white wives have special powers that can help you mine diamonds faster and build epic structures in record time. So come join the fun and see for yourself why this server is the talk of the block!

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