Sam Porter Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyUkrainians

alleged shooting, Conflict, CraftyUkrainians, eastern europe, human rights violations, international law, Investigating, investigation, Military, PoWs, prisoners of war, russia, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8911
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Divine Spears Created:	17
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Star Shards Collected:	97	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

lol dis server is so lit u gotta join cuz we got POWs shooting each other like some crazy minecraft minigame. ukraine be investigating but we just here having a blast. come join us for some wacky fun and see if u can survive the chaos. plus, we got free cookies for all new players cuz why not? come on and join the madness, it’s gonna be a blast!

Woof Talkers United

animal communication, dog behavior, dog communication, dog training, dog vocal communication, dog vocal processing, dog vocalizations, human-dog communication, pet behavior, pet language, pet psychology, pet speech, pet tempo, pet vocal processing, pet vocal tempo, pet vocalizations, pet voices, pet voices practicality, speech rate, Talkers, United, vocalizations, woof

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4973
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Crops Grown:	6026	Dimension Hops:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8

come join our server for the most epic doggy adventures ever! we talk in cute dog voices that will make you go uwu all day long. we bark, growl, and woof at lightning speed, just like real puppers. our speech rate is so fast, you’ll be amazed at how much doggy talk we can fit into one sentence.

if you want to experience the ultimate doggy immersion, this is the server for you. we’ve even trained our players to think like dogs, so you’ll truly feel like a part of the pack.

so what are you waiting for? join us now and unleash your inner doggo! woof woof!

Crafty Pixels – Minecraft Server

86548261, Crafty, long tail tags, Minecraft, Numbers, pixels, previous, Server

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6922
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Enchantments Applied:	123	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Meteorites Collected:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a gang of mischievous creepers who love to prank unsuspecting players. But don’t worry, they’re just here to add some excitement to your gameplay!

Our server is also home to a rare breed of chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs. Yep, you read that right! So get ready to become the richest player on the server just by hanging out with our bling-bling chickens.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to our secret underground dungeon where you’ll face off against a giant zombie boss who’s obsessed with disco dancing? It’s a battle like no other, but if you defeat him, you’ll be rewarded with a magical disco ball that will make all your enemies break out into dance!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

Pay Off the Creeper Minecraft SMP

Accusers, Anon, ASK, ass, CONSIDER, creeper, damn, Demand, keep out of prison, Legacy, Minecraft, MONEY, MOTHERFUCKERS, Pay, pay off, Prison, protect legacy, recurring, reoccurring, smp, STOP, stupid, Tax

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3425
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Join us if you want to experience wild accusations, secret alliances, and backstabbing like you’ve never seen before.

Our server is the only place where paying off your accusers is a legitimate survival strategy. Forget about building houses or farming, here you’ll need to focus on keeping your legacy intact and avoiding prison at all costs.

So come join us if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable decisions, and a whole lot of chaos. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have this level of excitement? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world!

BlockyHeirloom

BlockyHeirloom, family betrayal, family bond, family communication, family conflict, family decision, family drama, family dynamics, family history, family home, family house, family inheritance, family legacy, family loyalty, family ownership, family relationships, family responsibility, family ties, family trust, family unity, old house

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4823
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Love Letters Sent:	14
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a family feud over a century-old house? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to outbid your own family members and claim your rightful place as the owner of the virtual house of your dreams. Will you be the one to swoop in and snatch victory from your loved ones’ grasp? Only time will tell on this wild ride of betrayal and backstabbing. So come on, join us and show your family who’s boss in the ultimate battle for property supremacy!

CrashCraft SMP – Fly with us!

air travel, Airline, Airline (Industry), airline name, airline reputation, Airplane, Aviation, branding, crash investigation, crash-airlines, Crashcraft, customer experience, emergency procedures, Flight, Fly, Marketing, opinion, public perception, risk assessment, Safety concerns, Safety Measures, smp, travel

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9272
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Crops Grown:	8092
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time or else you’ll be banished to the Nether! Join us if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like flying with Crash Airlines!

Our server is like no other, with custom plugins that will have you laughing until you cry. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Go for it! Feel like building a giant statue of a potato? We support your artistic vision! And don’t even get us started on the legendary pranks that go down in our world – let’s just say that TNT is a popular choice for surprise gifts.

But the real reason you should join our Minecraft SMP? The legend of the Diamond Chicken. Rumor has it that somewhere in our world, a chicken made entirely of diamonds roams free, granting wishes to those who can catch it. Will you be the lucky player to find this elusive fowl and become the richest player on the server? Only time will tell.

So come on, hop on board Crash Airlines and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just make sure to buckle up – it’s gonna be a bumpy ride!

PhobiaCraft: Fear Factor Edition

Edition, Factor, fear, fear of being alone, fear of change, fear of clowns, fear of commitment, fear of death, fear of failure, fear of flying, fear of germs, FEAR OF HEIGHTS, fear of intimacy, Fear of public speaking, fear of rejection, fear of snakes, fear of spiders, fear of the dark, fear of the future, fear of the unknown, Phobia, PhobiaCraft, unusual fear

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5164
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10

Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your meticulously built house? Well, fear no more because on our server, creepers are banned! That’s right, no more unexpected explosions ruining your day.

Join us and conquer your fear of heights by building the tallest tower in all of Minecraft. Just don’t look down!

Do you have a fear of the dark? Don’t worry, our server is always well-lit thanks to our resident glowstone enthusiast who lights up the night like a disco party.

So come join us on our server and face your fears head on, because here, anything is possible – even conquering your most unusual phobias!

ParisianParkingMadness

city, Congestion, environmental impact, European cities, France, heavy vehicles, Mayor, motorists, Paris, ParisianParkingMadness, parking fees, policy, Pollution, regulations, ring road, speed limit, sustainable, suvs, traffic, Transportation, Urban planning

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3977
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the mayor of Paris is actually a giant chicken who loves to dance to disco music while wearing a top hat! we have a special feature where all motorists must drive at 50kph or else they will be chased by a pack of wild llamas. but don’t worry, if you drive a heavy vehicle like an SUV, you get to park for free but only if you can solve the riddle of the talking tree in the enchanted forest. it’s a wild ride full of surprises and absurdity, so come on over and join the fun!

What is the IP for TG Plays Minecraft Server?

Minecraft, PLAYS, Server

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7992
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Villages Defended:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	4399	Dimension Hops:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Void Gems Collected:	21

TG Plays is a popular YouTube gaming channel run by an enthusiastic gamer named TG. Known for his entertaining gameplay commentary and humorous content, TG has garnered a loyal following of fans who enjoy watching his videos on a variety of different games. With a passion for gaming and a knack for storytelling, TG’s channel continues to grow in popularity as he explores new games and entertains his audience with his unique style.

Frozen River Hell Escape Minecraft Server

Adventure, avoiding danger, Avoiding Rape, challenge, dangerous terrain, Escape, frozen, frozen river, Gaming, Gaming Community, Hardcore, Hell, Minecraft, online gaming, perseverance, player safety, river, Server, skill, strategy, Survival, survival skills, Tips, video game

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1342
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4174	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Void Gems Collected:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Magic Crystals Found:	17

Are you tired of getting wrecked by the Frozen River (Hell) on Hardcore mode? Look no further, because on our server, we have magical flying llamas that will carry you across the treacherous ice without even breaking a sweat. Say goodbye to getting “raped” by the frozen waters and hello to a smooth ride to victory!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. Join in on the fun and show off your own killer dance skills while dodging exploding green monsters. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So come join us on our server and experience the wildest adventures Minecraft has to offer. From flying llamas to creeper dance parties, there’s never a dull moment here. Who knows, you might even discover the legendary diamond-encrusted potato hidden deep within our world. The possibilities are endless, so hop on board and let the madness begin!