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| Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 8876 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 43 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 3 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
yo yo yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got llamas that can rap battle with u! like for real, they drop some sick rhymes while u mine for diamonds. plus, our creepers are trained to do the moonwalk before they explode, it’s lit af.
we also got a secret underground disco party where u can dance with skeletons and zombies all night long. don’t worry, they won’t bite…unless u ask nicely.
oh, and did i mention we have a giant floating taco that rains down golden apples? yeah, it’s like a piñata but way cooler.
so come join us on dis wacky server where morality is as twisted as a pretzel and the only rule is to have a blast!
