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Limbust Company General Minecraft SMP #1912

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	744
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9825
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	New Chunks Explored:	950929
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Void Gems Collected:	30
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Gods Slained:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Want to join a server where the only limit is your imagination? Well, look no further than our server! We’ve got Mirror Dungeons, Refraction Railway Lines, and even Walpurgis Nights that will make your head spin!

But wait, there’s more! This game is tied to the setting of Project Moon’s previous games, so expect spoilers and mind-bending mysteries around every corner. And don’t forget to download the game from the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam so you can join in on the fun!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride filled with EGOs, Sinners, and a whole lot of chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun)!

HypocriteCraft Minecraft Server

anger issues, biological kids, custody battle, Donor, emotional turmoil, family dynamics, Fatherhood, friend drama, Hypocrite, HypocriteCraft, joint custody, legal action, Minecraft, objective opinions, parenting decisions, relationship complications, Server, suing, Tough Decisions, tough love, truth telling, unresolved feelings

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5705
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	23
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing like a witch’s cauldron! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Imagine a world where Brad [28/m] is on a mission to sue for joint custody of his 1-year-old daughter from Lisa [mid-20s/f], who is now engaged to her ex-boyfriend, John. It’s a soap opera in the making, folks! Will Brad succeed in his quest for custody, or will Lisa and John raise the baby in peace, away from Brad’s clutches? Only time will tell on this server full of surprises.

But that’s not all – we’ve got friends turning against each other, accusations flying left and right, and a whole lot of drama llama action going on. Strap in for a rollercoaster of emotions as you navigate through the chaos and try to make sense of it all.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you witness such a juicy storyline unfold right before your eyes? It’s like watching a reality show, but in Minecraft form. Plus, who doesn’t love a good dose of drama to spice up their gaming experience?

So come on down to our server and get ready for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about friendship, love, and the power of a good old-fashioned Minecraft feud. See you there, drama llamas!

WeddingWoesNoDough

anger, burden, college fund, DEBT, family, finances, financial responsibility, Golden Child, guilt tripped, loans, middle class, overreacting, Promises, Resentment, scholarships, Selfishness, sibling, ungrateful, Wedding, WeddingWoesNoDough

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4865
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Are you tired of being the forgotten child in your family? Do you want to escape the drama and chaos of real life and dive into a world where you can truly be appreciated? Then come join our Minecraft server, where we promise not to steal your college fund for a lavish wedding!

On our server, you can build your dream world without worrying about your parents using your hard-earned money for someone else’s special day. No more student loans, no more part-time jobs – just pure, unadulterated fun!

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be free from financial burdens, but you’ll also get to witness outrageous family drama unfold right before your eyes. Watch as parents beg for money, siblings fight over who should contribute, and relatives guilt-trip you into bailing them out. It’s like a soap opera, but in blocky form!

So come on down to our Minecraft server and escape the madness of real life. Build, explore, and laugh at the absurdity of it all. Who needs a college fund when you have a virtual world to escape to? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Vance’s Pet Eating Adventures: A Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9839
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Runes Activated:	0

Are you tired of dealing with fake news and political drama? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing exploding is creepers, not IEDs! Our community is full of friendly players who would never eat someone’s pet, unlike some people we know cough Vance cough. So come join us and leave the Proud Boys terror marches in Springfield behind, because here, the only thing we’re proud of is our epic builds and hilarious shenanigans!

YemeniYeehawMC

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6534
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	270
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where we have ballistic missiles being fired by houthis in yemen hitting central israel for the first time, causing PANIC but also lots of FUN! build your own missile launch site and defend against incoming attacks while trying to survive in a world gone MAD! join now for the most explosive gameplay experience you’ll ever have in minecraft, guaranteed! BOOM!

SkibidiMine – Vanilla Survival Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2982
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	308	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Hi, do you want to join our server? Well, yeah, bro, follow the irl link, apply to ds and they’ll accept you, we’re a vanilla server, we’re against cheaters

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Blocky Battle Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4216
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Love Letters Sent:	20
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever – Battle of Britain Edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

First of all, our server is like no other. We have flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers. It’s a wild party 24/7!

Secondly, our official site is actually a portal to a parallel universe where you can battle it out with War Thunder planes while riding on dragons. It’s a whole new level of gaming experience!

And don’t even get me started on the fan-created content. We have players who have built entire cities made out of diamond blocks and have tamed Ender Dragons as their pets. It’s a sight to behold!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground bunker where you can find hidden treasures and ancient artifacts. Rumor has it that there’s a portal to the Netherworld down there too!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the craziest adventure of your life! Just remember, we’ll meet again. And when we do, it’s going to be epic!

Censored Avif on /g/ Minecraft SMP

Apple, AVIF, censored, Censorship, controversy, data, Digital Media, discussion, file formats, Forums, G.., image compression, INFORMATION, internet, JPEG XL, Minecraft, online censorship, online communities, privacy, smp, spammers, Technology

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5379
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Are you tired of the avif vs jpeg xl debate taking over your favorite Minecraft SMP server (/g/)? Well, fear not, because we have the solution for you! Join our wacky and wild server where avif is celebrated and apple’s adoption of jpeg xl is just a hilarious punchline.

We promise that no information about avif will be censored here, unless it’s so mind-blowingly ridiculous that even the spammers can’t handle it. So come on over and join us for some avif-filled fun, where the only thing getting deleted is your worries about the jpeg xl takeover. Let’s make /g/ great again!

Grandma’s Honest Craft Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5522
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Are you tired of family drama and money troubles in real life? Join our Minecraft server for a break from all that nonsense! Our server is filled with adventure, fun, and no annoying step-siblings asking for your inheritance money.

Explore our virtual world and build your own empire without worrying about greedy parents trying to get their hands on your hard-earned loot. Join now and leave the family drama behind – unless you want to bring it into the game for some epic battles!

Who needs real-life siblings when you can have virtual ones who won’t steal your inheritance? Join our server now and show your mom that you don’t need her money-grubbing ways in your life. Are you the AITA in this situation? Not on our server – here, you’re the hero of your own story!

DisabilityDishDuty – AITA Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	357
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a superhero? Look no further than our server! We have a special feature that gives all players the ability to fly, just like Superman! No need to worry about limitations here, because on our server, everyone can soar through the skies like a majestic eagle.

Join us and experience the thrill of flying high above the clouds, exploring the vast world of Minecraft like never before. Our server is perfect for players of all ages and abilities, whether you’re a seasoned pro or just starting out. Plus, with our friendly community of players, you’ll never feel alone on your epic flying adventures.

So why wait? Join our server today and unleash your inner superhero! Fly like the wind and show the world that disabilities are no match for your soaring spirit. Don’t let anything hold you back, not even gravity! Fly high, my friends, fly high!