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Bumblebee Memory Mix-Up

Animal Behavior, Bumblebee, bumblebees, cognitive abilities, cognitive processes, Constructive nature, Evidence, insect cognition, insects, learning mechanisms, Memories, Memory, memory conjunction, memory consolidation, memory encoding, memory errors, memory formation, memory recall, memory research, memory retention, memory studies, mixup, spontaneous

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1801
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

come join our minecraft server where bumblebees are the rulers and they make memory errors for fun! watch as they build epic structures out of honeycomb and pollen, all while trying to remember where they put their stash of nectar. it’s a wild ride full of buzzing and building, so hop on in and see if you can keep up with these forgetful insects. who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the constructive nature of memories in insects. or you might just get stung. either way, it’s gonna be a blast!

Gone For Real Minecraft Server

Minecraft, real, Server

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4593
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	1836	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Void Gems Collected:	13
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you can find the mystical diamond banana hidden somewhere in our server, you’ll gain the power to control time itself. Imagine the chaos you could create with that kind of power!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to watch out for the dancing creepers, they’ve been known to break out into spontaneous dance battles at any moment.

Holy Shit, Maki! Minecraft SMP

Anime, catbox, Character, Entertainment, Expression, funny, HOLY, HOLY SHIT, humor, image, internet, japanese, maki, meme, Minecraft, Picture, reaction, Shit, Shocked, smp, social media, surprised, trending, viral

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	220
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Gods Slained:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most wild ride you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks, or team up with your fellow players to take down a horde of evil llamas that have taken over the server. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you super speed and the ability to fly. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a magical portal that will transport you to a dimension where pigs ride on flying carpets.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and prepare for the most ridiculous adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

LazyCraft Minecraft Server

adult responsibilities, adulting, cleanliness standards, Communication Issues, friendship dilemma, household chores, lazy roommate, LazyCraft, messy apartment, Minecraft, roommate boundaries, roommate communication, roommate conflict, roommate confrontation, roommate disagreements, roommate dynamics, roommate etiquette, roommate expectations, roommate relationship, roommate troubles, Server

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5870
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	30	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Meteorites Collected:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape messy roommate drama and live your best blocky life! Join us if you’re tired of living with a virtual teenager who can’t even pick up after themselves in the game. We promise you won’t have to remind anyone to pay their virtual rent or clean up their virtual messes.

On our server, you can be the master of your own virtual domain, keeping things clean and organized without any lazy roommates in sight. No more dealing with defensive players who think you’re the bad guy for asking them to do the bare minimum in the virtual world.

Join us and leave the drama behind! Build your dream virtual home without the stress of living with a messy roommate who spends all day watching virtual Netflix or scrolling through virtual TikTok. It’s time to level up and leave the virtual drama behind. See you in the game!

BoomerBlockerZ

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2173
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape creepy encounters at the grocery store? Look no further! Join our server for a safe and fun gaming experience away from weirdos and judgmental friends.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and build without worrying about older strangers following you around. Plus, we have a strict no-talking-to-strangers policy, so you can focus on crafting and exploring without any unwanted attention.

Don’t let your friends call you rude for not smiling at strangers in the grocery store. Join our server and let your creativity run wild in a world where you’re never obligated to entertain random people, no matter how old they are.

So if you’re tired of awkward encounters and judgmental friends, come join us on the most chill and drama-free Minecraft server out there. Who knew virtual block-building could be such a relief from real-life weirdos?

SkillCraft: Mastering Minecraft

career advancement, continuous learning, education, Expertise, knowledge acquisition, learning, lifelong learning, Mastering, Mastery, Minecraft, personal growth, professional development, self education, self improvement, skill acquisition journey, skill acquisition., skill development, skill enhancement, skill mastery, skill-building, SkillCraft, Training, upskilling

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2571
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Towns Built:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Ores Mined:	4737	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server offers a unique skill-based leveling system that will have you mastering skills you never knew you had! Want to learn how to ride a pig like a pro? Or maybe you’ve always dreamed of becoming a professional chicken wrangler? The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs! Join our server and embark on a wild goose chase to find this mythical chicken and become the richest player in all of Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start honing your skills, chasing after the Diamond Chicken, and experiencing the craziest adventures Minecraft has to offer!

HezboCraft: Bombing Blockheads & Blasting Baddies

air raids, airstrikes, Baddies, Blasting, Blockheads, Bombing, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, escalation, HezboCraft, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, military intervention, Politics, regional conflict, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tension, violence, War

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5331
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Dimension Hops:	11
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

so like, this server is lit af, fam. you gotta join cuz we got more explosions than Israel launching airstrikes against Hezbollah in Lebanon. like, you’ll be blowin’ stuff up left and right, it’s a total blast! plus, we got secret underground bunkers where you can hide from the chaos and plot your next move. trust me, you won’t find a server more explosive than this one. come join the fun, it’s gonna be a blast!

End Times Baby Boom

baby, Bloodlines, boom, children, culture, demographics, end times, Evolution, Extinction, family, Future, generations, genetics, Humanity, Legacy, population decline, Procreation, Reproduction, society, speculation, theory, Times, tradition

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5754
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	100	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Void Armor Forged:	27	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

So, like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the end times are actually just the beginning of a crazy adventure? Well, look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us as we embark on a quest to save the world from the impending doom of not having enough babies. That’s right, the end times are here because people aren’t popping out enough kiddos! But fear not, because on our server, we’re all about keeping those bloodlines alive and thriving.

Build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even find love and start a Minecraft family of your own. Who knows, maybe your virtual offspring will be the key to saving the world from extinction!

So come on, join us on this wacky and wild journey where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Let’s show those end times who’s boss and keep those bloodlines going strong!

Crafty Hormone Havoc

anxiety, Crafty, depression, endocrinology, Havoc, hormonal disorders, hormonal imbalance, hormone, hormone levels, hormone regulation, hormones, mental health, mental illness, neurobiology, oxytocin, Psychiatry, Psychology, ptsd, research, stress response, study, Trauma, vasopressin

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5312
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	4600
Animals Bred:	78	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT ALL DA OXYTOCIN U NEED TO KEEP U CALM AND COLLECTED WHILE U BUILD UR BLOCKY CASTLES! NO MORE STRESS WITH OUR HIGH LEVELS OF VASOPRESSIN TO KEEP U ON UR TOES AND READY FOR BATTLE!

COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE A WHOLE NEW LEVEL OF CRAZINESS AS U FIGHT OFF CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES WITH UR HORMONAL IMBALANCE IN CHECK. BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES AND LAUGH IN THE FACE OF DANGER, CUZ AIN’T NOTHIN’ GONNA BRING U DOWN WITH OUR SPECIAL HORMONE-INFUSED SERVER!

SO WHAT U WAITIN’ FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST HORMONE-POWERED MINECRAFT SERVER EVER CREATED!

Shit Suck or Throat Clog? Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2851
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Secret Passages Found:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	129	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Choose between the legendary factions of Shitsuck and Throteclog and embark on epic adventures filled with chaos, mayhem, and plenty of laughs.

Join Shitsuck if you’re feeling brave and ready to take on the world with your fellow players. Build massive fortresses, engage in epic battles, and conquer the land with your unrivaled skills. But beware, the competition is fierce and only the strongest will survive.

Or perhaps you’re more inclined to join Throteclog, where the rules are made up and the points don’t matter. Dive into a world of madness and craziness where anything goes. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it. Want to ride a pig into battle? Why not! The possibilities are endless on Throteclog.

So what are you waiting for? Choose your faction, grab your pickaxe, and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life. Join us now and see if you have what it takes to conquer Shitsuck or thrive in the chaos of Throteclog.