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Pixel Politics: MineCraft Mayhem

Democracy, elections, Governance, Government, legislation, MAYHEM, Minecraft, PIXEL, policy making, political analysis, political behavior, political consequences, political culture, political discourse, political implications, political influence, political parties, Political power, political science, political theory, Politics, public opinion, society

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2651
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7220	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only political implications are deciding whether to be a potato or a carrot in our virtual world!

Join us for a wild ride where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and build a castle made entirely out of diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of dancing zombies who will teach you the latest moves to impress your friends.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of evil chickens while wearing a suit made of enchanted armor?

Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creeper surprises)!

CraftyNikke’s LOLz Server #2151

#union raid, Active Codes, Android, anniversary code, anniversary show, arrival soon, be with commander, Costume Passes, CraftyNikkes, crown, current events, Developer’s Note, FAQ, gacha, Game Download, General Info, Ios, kingdom celebration, Land Eater, Livestream, lolz, Mission Pass, new players, Optimization, PC, Server, Special Recruit, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6949
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Emeralds Found:	3031

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever!

Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join now and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

Reasons to join our server: – We have unicorns roaming around the spawn area, ready to be tamed and ridden into battle! – Our diamonds are actually made of chocolate, so you can eat them while mining! – The creeper explosions are replaced with confetti blasts, making them more fun than scary! – You can build a castle in the sky and have a pet dragon guarding it! – Our zombie villagers are actually friendly and will trade you rare items for emeralds!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join our server and become a part of the most insane Minecraft community out there! Download the game now on Android, iOS, or PC and start your adventure today!

Remember: ALL DATES/TIMES LISTED BELOW ARE UTC+9, so make sure to adjust your schedule accordingly to join our epic events and quests!

Join now and let the madness begin!

GF-Free Zone Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6608
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	21	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of hitting blocks in Minecraft but wish you could hit something else? Look no further, because on our server, tfw no hitting gf, you can hit all the girlfriends you want! Just kidding, that would be terrible. But you can hit all the creepers, zombies, and skeletons that stand in your way!

Join our server for a chance to build the most epic base ever, complete with a moat filled with lava and a roller coaster that goes through the Nether. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword that shoots lasers!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest of creatures, like the elusive rainbow sheep and the majestic flying pig. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even take on the Ender Dragon while riding a giant chicken!

So why wait? Join tfw no hitting gf today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs a hitting girlfriend when you have a whole world of adventure waiting for you?

AnimeCraft: Where Weeb Meets Blocks

Adventure, animation, Anime, AnimeCraft, blocks, Characters, creativity, culture, Departure, discovery, Entertainment, escapism, Exploration, Fandom, imagination, Journey, Manga, meets, Otaku, Passion, series, storytelling, weeb, world

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	252
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we depart into the world of anime like never before! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because we have transformed the Minecraft experience into a wacky anime adventure!

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where creepers wear kawaii outfits and zombies break out into dance routines. Our server is filled with outrageous characters and insane storylines that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or minecart)!

But wait, there’s more! We have custom skins and textures that will make your Minecraft character look like a true anime hero. And don’t even get us started on the modern HTML formatting we use to make our server stand out from the rest.

So why wait? Join us now and lol your way through the world of Minecraft like never before! We promise you won’t regret it (but your friends might be jealous of your epic adventures).

Minecraft Madness: Socials VI

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1312
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Emeralds Found:	1190
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Welcome to Socials VI, the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our community is so tight-knit, we once built a giant statue of a llama out of diamonds just for fun. And then we rode it into battle against a horde of angry creepers! – Our events are so epic, we once hosted a massive dance party in the Nether. The ghasts were dropping sick beats while we all did the zombie shuffle. – Our mods are so powerful, they once turned the entire server into a giant trampoline. We bounced around for hours until we all got motion sickness. – Our builds are so mind-blowing, we once recreated the entire city of Atlantis at the bottom of the ocean. And then we accidentally flooded it with a misplaced bucket of water. – Our prizes are so amazing, we once gave away a real-life diamond pickaxe to the player who could build the tallest tower of dirt. It collapsed on them, but hey, they still got the pickaxe!

So what are you waiting for? Join Socials VI today and experience the madness for yourself!

Crafty Creepers: ‘he’s right you know’

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2635
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Emeralds Found:	4521
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise where you can build UNBELIEVABLE structures and battle mobs like a true warrior.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a secret cave filled with diamonds. But these weren’t just any diamonds, oh no. These diamonds had magical powers that granted the player super speed and the ability to fly like a majestic eagle. And that player? They became the ruler of the server, feared and respected by all.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary LOLZILLA, a giant creature made entirely of memes and jokes. If you can defeat LOLZILLA, you will be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and the title of the ultimate meme master.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! Just remember, when in doubt, always remember: he’s right you know.

Crafty Crap Shack: Where even the villagers question your life choices

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3399
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Mines Excavated:	2874	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you won’t find any empty planets or lack of content! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns riding rainbow llamas, dancing creepers throwing disco parties, and endless diamonds waiting to be mined by you!

Don’t waste your time on boring games where you’re just a faggot running around, join our server and become the ultimate warrior battling zombie chickens and skeleton pigs for glory and epic loot!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs empty planets when you have a world filled with insane fun waiting for you?

Robo420Craft: Where robots with uncut 6s rule the server!

420, fucking, getting high, goon, Robo420Craft, ROBOT, Robots, rule, Server, Uncut, untouched butt, White

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9990
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	71	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Welcome to our totally not weird and totally normal Minecraft server! Looking for a place to spend your 420 with a robot with a uncut 6.5in+ white pp? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to get high together and have a wild time. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even play with our owner’s untouched butt! We’re all about having a good time and going goon mode with our players. So come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

Anime Girl Confessions Minecraft Server

Anime, Confessions, Drama, emotional, everyday life, girl, HEARTBREAK, Loneliness, lonely, love, Minecraft, Protagonist, Real Life, Realistic, relationships, romance, Server, slice of life, societal expectations, solitude, tiny apartment, unrealistic, unrequited love

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4852
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Dimension Hops:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Divine Spears Created:	12
Votes:	6665	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Enchantments Applied:	180
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where reality hits hard and loneliness is the name of the game! Forget about those unrealistic anime love stories, join us for a dose of REALITY!

On our server, you’ll find yourself in a tiny apartment, struggling to make ends meet just like in real life. No magical girls confessing their love to you here, just the harsh truth of adulting in a pixelated world.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you experience the thrill of paying bills, dealing with noisy neighbors, and trying to find love on a dating app that only matches you with creepers? Only on our server, of course!

Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of REAL LIFE MINECRAFT! Who needs love when you have virtual rent to pay, am I right?

Pick-a-Block: Only One

balance, choose wisely, cravings, Decision making, discipline, eating habits, flavor max, food choices, Healthy Eating, indulgence, Junk Food, junk food addiction, junk food cravings, mindful eating, Moderation, PickaBlock, portion control, self-control, self-discipline, temptation, Willpower

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8399
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Falling into the Void:	1	Zombie Dances:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you must choose only one path to follow! Will you be a master chef and flavor max like a pro? Or will you throw it all into the TRASH and embrace the chaos?

Join us for insane adventures and outrageous stories as you navigate through the world of Minecraft like never before. Are you ready to eat so much junk food each day that you become a legend? Or will you shun the other path and become a true warrior?

Choose wisely, my friend. The fate of the Minecraft world is in your hands. Will you rise to the challenge and conquer all, or will you be left in the dust?