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Minecraft SMP: Cole, Cole, He’s Here! – The Legendary Llama Lord

BROUGHT BACK UP, Cole, HE’S HERE, Help, Hes, kamala, Legendary, Llama, Lord, Minecraft, Pat, save democracy, smp, TIM WALZ

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4719
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	134	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have COLE, COLE, HE’S HERE! That’s right, Cole is a legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you see Kamala summoning backup with her magical powers. But watch out, because Tim Walz is also on the server, ready to help Kamala save democracy from the evil forces of griefers and hackers. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the most epic Minecraft adventure ever!

BathroomLineBoss Minecraft Server

aita, Attention, bathroom line, BathroomLineBoss, brother, Dirty Looks, emergency, farmers market, Friends, ignore, local ], men’s restroom, Minecraft, mom, park, Server, Siblings, skipping line, Small children, squeezing past, stall, thank you, weak bladder

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8630
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Towns Built:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8702	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of weak bladders? Look no further! Our server is perfect for those moments when you just can’t hold it in any longer. Join us and experience the thrill of racing against time to find a bathroom before disaster strikes!

But that’s not all – we also have epic battles between moms and their sneaky children trying to cut in line at the farmers market. Will you be the hero who stands up to their shenanigans, or will you join forces with them to skip ahead and cause chaos?

And don’t worry about dirty looks from other players – we’ve got plenty of drama to go around, with friends taking sides and alliances forming over bathroom etiquette. So come join us on this wild ride of bladder emergencies and line-cutting mayhem – you won’t regret it!

BlanketBanditCraft

abandonment, blanket, BlanketBanditCraft, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, emotional attachment, emotional response, Empathy, family, Girlfriend, guilt tripping, judgment, Manipulation, misunderstanding, parents, reconciliation, relationships, Respect

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9043
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and wild adventures.

Reasons to join: 1. We have a secret blanket quest where you must find the legendary blanket of sleepiness to unlock special powers. 2. Build your own virtual train station and take a taxi to explore the vast world of our server. 3. Experience the thrill of throwing things into your virtual bag when things don’t go your way. 4. Impress your virtual parents by completing challenging tasks and quests. 5. Discover the true meaning of love and blankets in our server filled with surprises and drama.

Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the craziness of our Minecraft world!

SmileCraft SMP

cute animals, family, Friends, Funny Moments, good memories, Gratitude, Happiness, humor, inner peace, jokes, joy, Kindness, Laughter, love, positive emotions, small gestures, smilecraft, smp, special moments, success, sunny days, Surprises

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3024
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster of chaos and hilarity! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of your favorite memes, and participating in epic prank wars that will go down in Minecraft history.

We have a community of players who are as crazy as you are, from a player who built an entire city out of cake to another who turned their house into a giant lava disco party. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

So if you’re looking for a server that will make you laugh until your sides hurt and give you stories to tell for years to come, then come join us! Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server, known for your epic builds and hilarious antics. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

CrashCraft: Market Mayhem

Crashcraft, economic collapse, financial market, housing market, long tail tags, market, market bubble, market correction, market crash, market crash impact, market crash prediction, market decline, market disaster, market downfall, market downturn, market failure, market instability, market meltdown, market recession, market turmoil, market volatility, MAYHEM, stock market

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5045
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1759	Emeralds Found:	7563
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to experience the thrill of crashing markets in a virtual world? Look no further! Join our server and become a virtual stock market tycoon! Buy low, sell high, and watch the chaos unfold as you manipulate the market in your favor. Who needs diamonds when you can have stocks? Join now and start your journey to financial domination in the most hilarious way possible!

NepalCraft Server: Trans Woman Wins!

court ruling, discrimination, equality, gender equality, Gender Identity, Gender Identity Recognition, gender recognition, HUMAN RIGHTS, legal decision, legal rights, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, Nepal, nepal news, NepalCraft, rules, Server, social justice, SUPREME COURT, Trans, trans woman, transgender rights, Wins, WOMAN

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8219
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	384

come join our epic minecraft server where the supreme court is ruled by trans women who are actually women! build your own rainbow castle and ride unicorns into battle against evil villagers who just don’t get it. we have flying pigs and dancing llamas, plus a secret underground disco where herobrine himself likes to bust a move. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the most fabulous minecraft server in the universe!

DroneCraft: Hezbollah vs Israel

Conflict, drone attacks, drone technology, drone warfare, DroneCraft, geopolitical tensions, hezbollah, Hezbollah aggression, Hezbollah military capabilities, Hezbollah strategy, Hezbollah threats, Hezbollah warning, Hezbollah-Israel conflict, Israel, Israeli defense, Israeli retaliation, MIDDLE EAST, Military, regional instability, SECURITY, Terrorism

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9252
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Emeralds Found:	9396
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Endless Night Skies:	5	Towns Built:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	20

Yo, so like, this server is so lit, even Hezbollah is getting in on the action! They be launching drone attacks on Israel, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Plus, they promised more crazy stuff to come, like creeper armies and diamond rain! Join now for a wild ride and see if you can survive the chaos! Let’s get this party started, y’all!

WaifuCraft Minecraft Server

Anime, anti-semitism, conspiracy theories, culture, DATING, fear, Gender Roles, internet culture, Jews, love, Marriage, Men, Minecraft, Otaku, relationships, Server, social commentary, society, Stereotypes, trends, WaifuCraft, waifus, Women

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4497
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Are you tired of being left for a waifu? Join our Minecraft server and build a virtual harem of your own! The jews are trembling in fear at the thought of you finding true love with your blocky beauty. Join now and show them who’s boss in the world of pixelated relationships!

Minecraft SMP: PEDS Affecting the Pixels of American Athletes

Abuse, accusations, affecting, American, American athletes, athletes, Cheating, Competition, consequences, controversy, Doping, drug testing, Ethics, face, Integrity, Minecraft, nation, peds, performance-enhancing drugs, pixels, professional sports, scandal, smp, sports

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8707
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	11
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Dragons Tamed:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	94

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where accusations fly like Ender Pearls and drama is always brewing.

We’ve got players accusing entire nations of using peds, only to find out they’re the ped abuser themselves! It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamond swords.

Join us for a wild ride of betrayal, alliances, and questionable ethics. Who knows, you might just become the next scandalous headline on our server!

BuffetBanditCraft

Apology, buffet etiquette, BuffetBanditCraft, class differences, cultural norms, Friendship Dynamics, group dynamics, Guilt, high school friends, judgmental behavior, Miscommunication., misunderstandings, peer pressure, privileged background, reconnecting, self reflection, social cues, social expectations, social interactions, upscale dining, wealthy friends

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3437
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Hey gamers! Are you tired of boring old servers where you can’t even scoop your minestrone in peace? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be for all your buffet etiquette needs!

Join our server and experience the thrill of accidentally grabbing too many vegetables instead of soup, only to be judged by your friends for your poor etiquette skills. But don’t worry, our community is here to support you and reassure you that it’s okay to pick and choose at a buffet – even if your friend Brenna thinks otherwise.

Experience the drama, the banter, and the minestrone mishaps on our server like never before. Who knew scooping soup could cause such chaos? So come join us and let’s scoop our way to victory together!