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CraftyCharmless Medaka: Server of LOLs! 129-130

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9041
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Welcome to our hilarious Minecraft server where drama and romance unfold in the pixelated world! Join us as we follow the epic love triangle between Asahi, Medaka, and Tomo. Will Asahi finally confess his feelings while giving Medaka chocolates? Will Tomo and Asahi’s friendship survive the love confession? And let’s not forget about Mona, who is probably off building a secret love shrine for her favorite player! Join us for all the wacky and wild adventures on our server – you never know what crazy antics will happen next!

OliviaRodrigoCraft: Serving up ‘Sour’ vibes since 20xx. Join the goon thread for Minecraft madness!

20xx, actress, bratty disney star, breakout star, celebrity culture, debut album, disney channel, Drama, Fame, generation z, goon, goon thread, high school musical, Hollywood, Join, madness, Minecraft, Music (Industry), Olivia Rodrigo, OliviaRodrigoCraft, pop music, serving, Singer, social media, Sour, teen idol, teenage angst, Thread, VIBES

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9061
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8276	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Enchantments Applied:	130
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Magic Items Found:	1778
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	10

Are you ready to enter a world where Olivia Rodrigo rules with an iron fist and all her goons are ready to wreak havoc? Join our Minecraft server for a chance to be part of the brattiest Disney star’s entourage!

Venture through our pixelated world and discover hidden treasures guarded by Olivia’s most loyal minions. But beware, for the pop star herself may lurk around the corner, ready to challenge you to a build battle or a dance-off.

Join now for a chance to prove your allegiance to the one and only Olivia Rodrigo and become a certified goon in her epic thread of mischief and mayhem! Hurry, before the paparazzi catch wind of our shenanigans and try to crash the party!

CreeperCraze: Where degrees don’t matter, just mad Minecraft skills! #CreeperNation

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	394
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	5182
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Ores Mined:	8978	Endless Night Skies:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18

Are you tired of your boring old life where a degree is all that matters? Well, join our wacky Minecraft server where we couldn’t care less about your educational background! In fact, we’ll give you extra points if you flunked out of school or never even went in the first place!

On our server, we have a special event where the cows have learned how to breakdance and challenge players to a dance-off for epic loot. And don’t even get us started on the killer rabbits that have formed a gang and demand tribute in the form of diamond carrots.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the elusive “Patrick, the Pantless Enderman” who roams the lands in search of fashionable pants to wear. Join us and help him find the perfect pair of trousers to complete his look.

So why waste your time with degrees and boring real life responsibilities? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing that matters is how many laughs you can have in a day!

ParappaLammyCraft – The Ultimate Jammin’ Minecraft Experience!

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3487
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Runes Activated:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Divine Spears Created:	24	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	99
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Are you tired of trying to play Parappa the Rapper and Um Jammer Lammy on outdated consoles? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate gaming experience!

Picture this: You’re navigating through the virtual world, grooving to the funky beats of Parappa the Rapper and shredding on the guitar in Um Jammer Lammy. But wait, there’s a twist! Instead of using controllers, you have to mine blocks and build instruments to keep the rhythm going. It’s like DDR meets Minecraft meets a rock concert all in one!

But that’s not all! Our server is so advanced that it actually transports you into the games themselves. You’ll feel like you’re rapping with Parappa or jamming out with Lammy in real life. Plus, the graphics are so high-quality that you’ll swear you’re playing on a PS5.

So why waste your time and money buying a new console when you can join our Minecraft server for the ultimate Parappa/Um Jammer Lammy experience? Trust us, it’ll rock your world in ways you never imagined. Join now and get ready to game like never before!

Netcrafts: Social Safety Server – Where we’ve got your back and all the LOLs!

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9167
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Zombie Dances:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	210	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Votes:	873
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Are you tired of falling into lava pits and losing all your precious diamonds? Join our Minecraft server, where we offer a virtual social safety net to catch you when you fall (literally). Our friendly community of players will help you navigate the dangers of the blocky world and even offer emotional support when creepers blow up your beautiful creations. Plus, rumor has it that our enchanted golden apples grant wishes, like turning all mobs into adorable kittens or giving you diamond armor made of bubblegum. So come join us and experience the wackiest and most heartwarming Minecraft server out there!

MincraftKweenz – The Ultimate Domination Server #YASSS

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5494
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mines Excavated:	4902
Potions Brewed:	46	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Welcome to THE STRONGEST Edition of our Minecraft server! This server is like a fantasy turn-based war game created by two dudes, one of them being a teacher (because who wouldn’t trust a teacher with their Minecraft experience?). With over 3400 units, 1100 spells, and 400 magic items, this server is basically an autist’s wet dream!

Join us for the most simplistic graphics you’ve ever seen, but don’t worry, it’s easily moddable (because who doesn’t love a good mod?). Turn are resolved simultaneously, so get ready to plan battles like a strategic mastermind!

Check out our outdated pastebin for extra laughs, join our Steam group where anything goes, and dive into the multiplayer guide for some chaotic fun. And if you need a break from the madness, why not try the Llamaserver for a change of pace?

But that’s not all! We have fan art, balance mods, and even a Pretender calculator to keep you entertained for hours on end. So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the craziness for yourself. Just remember, the Pantokrator from last time is still ruling the server – will you be the one to take them down? Join now and find out!

CreepCraft: Blocky Adventures with Fembots – No Stalking Allowed on this Server! #MinecraftMadness #GirlPower

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9133
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	5148	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Potions Brewed:	154	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16

Are you tired of being stalked at your job? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our virtual world is filled with fembots ready to fend off any sus strangers following you home. With the power of pixelated armor and enchanted weapons, you’ll never have to worry about creepy dudes again. Join us and let’s show those stalkers who’s boss in the world of 1s and 0s!

Crafty Cactus Co.

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1383
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Love Letters Sent:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Emeralds Found:	7740	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that never seem to go anywhere? Well, buckle up buttercup because on our server, the plot is always progressing! One minute you could be building a magnificent castle, and the next you could be fighting off a horde of zombie villagers in a quest to save Princess Kamiki! Who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server – join now and be a part of the story!

VoteCraft: “Qualifications Not Needed” – Trendy Minecraft Server for the politically incorrect!

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	210
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that takes politics to the next level? Look no further! Our server requires all players to pass a monthly lie detector test and swear to uphold the constitution before taking on public office. Can you handle the pressure? Failure means disqualification, but don’t worry – after an appeal, you’ll get one final chance to prove your honesty. And if you pass, get ready for a probationary period where we’ll be keeping a close eye on your finances and phone logs. It’s like playing Minecraft and running for office at the same time – what could be more exciting than that? Join us now and let the political games begin!

SovietGF-FreeFunZone

Boundaries, cold war, Cultural differences, DATING, eastern europe, History, humor, Ideology, International, love, No Soviet gf, Nostalgia, partner, personal choice, relationship, romance, russia, social norms, soviet union, SovietGFFreeFunZone

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5793
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Mines Excavated:	1677	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Are you tired of constantly being followed around by a Soviet girlfriend in Minecraft? Look no further! Our server promises a Soviet girlfriend-free experience so you can mine, build, and explore in peace without any communist drama. Join now for a capitalist paradise where red flags are strictly forbidden!