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AttackTime Minecraft Server

action sequence, attack timing, AttackTime, Battle tactics, Combat strategy, Competitive Gaming, Decision making, Game Mechanics, game tactics, gaming strategy, Minecraft, Multiplayer Games, player order, player strategy, Server, strategic planning, strategic thinking, strategic warfare, tactical combat, Tactical Gameplay, turn based strategy, video game tactics, waiting for turn

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2870
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Star Shards Collected:	288
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to wait your turn to attack? Well, look no further because on our server, it’s always your turn to attack! We have a special potion that gives you superhuman strength and speed, so you can take down mobs and other players with ease. Plus, our custom-built PvP arena is filled with obstacles and traps to keep things interesting. Join now and show everyone who’s boss in the ultimate battle royale!

SecuredCraft SMP – LinuxLolz

desktop operating systems, Desktoptards, eBPF, Firejail, flatpak, GNU/Linux desktops, insecure, JIT compiler, JIT spraying, kernel, less secure, linux kernel, LinuxLolz, MacOS, malicious application, memory unsafe language, MS-DOS security model, no strong sandboxing, RCE vulnerability, sandboxing applications, SecuredCraft, security vulnerabilities, smp, Snap, unfixed bugs, user space code, W^X violation, Weak sandboxing, windows 10

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2877
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Are you tired of those GNU/Linux desktoptards thinking they’re all that? Well, we’ve got the perfect place for you to show them who’s boss! Join our Minecraft SMP where we laugh in the face of weak sandboxing and insecure kernels.

Forget about Flatpak, Firejail, and Snap – we like to live life on the edge with all applications having access to each other’s data. Who needs privacy anyway, am I right?

And don’t even get us started on the kernel. It’s like running all user space code as root in PID 1 – talk about living dangerously! But hey, who needs security when you can have unfixed bugs and memory unsafe languages prone to bugs?

So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with chaos, vulnerabilities, and a whole lot of laughs at the expense of GNU/Linux desktoptards, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a little bit of common sense too.

DadCare Minecraft Server

aita, baby, child, Communication, Conflict, dad, DadCare, family, Father, Frustration, involvement, Minecraft, Mother, neglect, newborn, parenting, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, sibling, sister, standing up, Support, work

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8786
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a baby being taken care of by your mom? Look no further! Join our server where we promise to feed you, bathe you, and give you all the attention you need just like a newborn baby.

Just like the dad in the story, our staff may seem a bit lazy at times, but don’t worry, we’ll always come through in the end (hopefully). And if you ever feel neglected, just cry out for attention and we’ll make sure someone is there to distract you and make you feel special.

So come join us on our server where you’ll never have to worry about being ignored or left to fend for yourself. We may not be the most responsible parents, but we’ll definitely make sure you have a good time!

KidCutsNoMore

Barber, barbering techniques, child haircut, child’s rights, CLIPPERS, comfort, consent, discipline, emotional, Father, KidCutsNoMore, Moisturize, parenting, professional ethics, punishment, Razor, refusal, scalp care, Trauma, walk in

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3802
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Buildings Constructed:	12
Chimeras Created:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to give you a “punishment” haircut like the poor kid in this story! Our barbers are all trained in the art of pixelated hair cutting, so you can trust us to give you a stylish new ‘do without any tears or fears.

Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while getting a virtual haircut at the same time! Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a rare block that can transform your character’s hair into a fabulous rainbow color.

And don’t worry, we won’t force you to go bald unless you specifically ask for it. Unlike some parents out there, we believe in letting our players express themselves freely in the world of Minecraft. So come join us for a fun and hair-raising adventure like no other!

CraftyCash Minecraft Server

budgeting, CraftyCash, debt management, Financial Advice, financial choices, financial decisions, financial education, Financial goals, financial lessons, financial literacy, financial mistakes, Financial Planning, financial regrets, Financial Success, investing, long-term financial planning., Minecraft, money management, money mistakes, personal finance, saving money, Server, worst financial decision

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7960
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Towns Built:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Animals Bred:	112
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Love Letters Sent:	14	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Have you ever spent all your diamonds on a pig saddle, only to have the pig run off a cliff and explode into a million pieces? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can make even worse financial decisions and still come out on top! Join us and experience the thrill of buying useless items from shady villagers, only to have them mysteriously disappear the next day. It’s like playing the stock market, but with more creepers! So come on down and see if you can bankrupt yourself in the most ridiculous ways possible. Who needs diamonds when you have the satisfaction of knowing you wasted them all on a giant statue of a chicken? Join now and start making terrible financial decisions today!

PunishCraft: Crime Edition

crime, crimes, criminal behavior, criminal justice, criminal justice reform, criminal penalties, Edition, harsher punishment, justice system, law enforcement, Legal System, lesser punishment, non-violent crimes, prison reform, PunishCraft, punishment, punishment severity, recidivism, reddit, Rehabilitation, sentencing, social justice, Violent crimes

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8785
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Villages Defended:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	9300
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	103
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only crime is stealing someone’s diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a whole new level of crime and punishment!

Join us if you want to see players get banished to the Nether for griefing, forced to mine obsidian with their bare hands for stealing, or even sentenced to a life of farming carrots for building ugly structures.

But don’t worry, not all crimes are treated equally on our server. Forget about getting a slap on the wrist for stealing a few blocks of wood, here you might just get a pat on the back and a free diamond sword for your efforts.

So come on down to our crazy Minecraft server where the crimes are wild and the punishments are even wilder. Who knows, you might just end up being the ruler of the server for pulling off the most epic heist of all time!

Zelenskyy’s Missile Mayhem Minecraft Server

Armed Forces, Conflict Resolution, Defense, defense industry, defense strategy, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, MAYHEM, military capability, military strength, Minecraft, Missile, missile defense system, missile development, missile technology, Missiles, national security, peace negotiations, political leadership, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Ukraine, zelenskyy, Zelenskyys

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4211
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Enchantments Applied:	63
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Divine Spears Created:	22
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Gods Slained:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	11

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can launch ur own missiles like a boss? well guess what, this server is the place to be! we got zelenskyy himself approving the use of missiles in the game, so u know it’s gonna be lit af. join now and blow up ur enemies in style, cuz why not? #missilemadness #minecraftmayhem

CraftyUkrGeneral

Armed Forces, battle, Conflict, CraftyUkrGeneral, Defense, determination, eastern europe, general, Geopolitics, leadership, Military, opposition, perseverance, resilience, russia, strategy, strength, triumph, Ukraine, Unity, Victory

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6181
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Animals Bred:	118
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

so like, ukraine’s top general was all like “i know we will win – and how” and i was like WHAAAT?! turns out he was talkin bout this EPIC minecraft server where they turned the tables against russia or somethin. like, imagine fightin off creepers and zombies while also takin down a whole army, that’s some next level stuff man. join this server for the ultimate battle experience and show russia who’s boss in the minecraft world. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro!

IronToothedDragons

animal, biology, evolutionary adaptation, iron-coated teeth, IronToothedDragons, Komodo dragons, natural defense, razor sharp, reptiles, reptilian features, scientific research, scientists, serrated edges, teeth coating, tooth durability, tooth enamel, tooth evolution, tooth structure, unique discovery, wear resistant, wildlife

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2053
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Dragon Scales Harvested:	420	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Void Armor Forged:	18	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

OMG, u gotta join dis server, cuz we got komodo dragons with IRON teeth! like, wut even?! dey got dis special coating dat makes dem teeth all sharp and stuff, like a freakin sword. it’s like dey been playin Minecraft in real life or sumthin. u gotta see it to believe it, man. join now and witness da craziness for yourself! #ironfangs #minecraftmadness

SpoiledSociety Minecraft Server

American women, celebration, cultural expectations, demonizing, discrimination, double standards, empowerment, equality, feminism, gender dynamics, gender inequality, Gender Roles, Men, Minecraft, patriarchy, Server, sexism, social norms, societal pressure, society, spoiled, SpoiledSociety, Stereotypes

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	213
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14

Tired of American women getting all the attention while their men are being thrown under the bus? Join our Minecraft server where the roles are reversed! Here, men are treated like kings while the women are the ones fighting for equality. Build your own kingdom, slay dragons, and show those ladies who’s boss in this wacky world where gender norms are flipped upside down. So come on, join us and experience a truly unique gaming experience that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about society!