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DetentionCraft: LapGate LOL
#54, 14F, 17F, 60, anxiety, assistant principal, autistic, Backpacks, Best Friend, bus, decision, detention, DetentionCraft, lap, LapGate, lol, overcrowded, physical touch, Random, stranger, UNCOMFORTABLE, wrong choiceAre you tired of awkward bus rides and uncomfortable situations? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! On our server, you won’t have to worry about random strangers sitting on your lap or getting detention for standing up for yourself. Plus, our virtual world is so spacious, you’ll never have to worry about overcrowding or lack of seats. So come join us and leave all the bus drama behind – because in our Minecraft world, the only thing sitting on your lap will be your pet pig! -
Cinderella’s Booze-Free Server
age-restriction, alcohol, animated film, BoozeFree, cinderella, Cinderellas, classic, Disney, disney princess, Drinking, fairy tale, FANTASY, fictional character, legal age, Magic, Movie, princess, Prohibition, Server, Story, underage, US, youngyo, dis server is like if disney’s cinderella went wild and started chuggin’ brewskis in da US! we got crazy parties, pumpkin carriages that turn into diamond blocks, and a whole lotta mice runnin’ around doin’ chores for ya! join dis server if ya wanna see cinderella gettin’ lit and breakin’ all da rules! -
Astrovia MC
alliances, Anarchy, Bases, Battles, Community, competitive, Creative, Custom Plugins, dynamic, Economy, fear, Hardcore, Heart Trading, Leaderboards, LifeSteal, multiplayer, PvP, Resources, Server, Skills, Survival, test, ThrillDive into an intense survival multiplayer world where every heart matters. In this unique Lifesteal SMP server, players battle for survival in a ruthless environment where PvP is the ultimate test of skill. Here’s what makes it special:
Steal Hearts: Defeat other players in combat to claim their hearts! The stakes are high—lose all your hearts, and you’re out. Custom Plugins: Enjoy a seamless Lifesteal experience with custom features that enhance gameplay, from heart trading to leaderboards. Form Alliances: Team up with friends or betray them for more hearts. Every decision shapes the server’s dynamic story. Hardcore Survival: Gather resources, build epic bases, and prepare for battles where your life is always on the line. Active Community: Join an ever-growing community of players who love the thrill of competitive survival. Are you ready to test your skills and become the most feared player on the server? Join now and prove yourself in the ultimate battle for survival!
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Eternal Legacy 1.21.1
1.21.1, alcoholism, anxiety, depression, Despair, erectile dysfunction, ETERNAL, Family issues, financial struggles, hopelessness, ISOLATION, Legacy, Loneliness, mental health, regret, self loathing, self-hatred, smoking, stress, SUICIDE, unemployment, worthlessnessJoin our Minecraft server and escape from the depressing reality of your life! No need for a wife or kids here, just build your dream world block by block! With no friends in real life, make virtual friends on our server who will never judge you for being a 37-year-old virgin!Forget about your health problems and job you hate, on our server, you can be whoever you want to be! Use your useless college degree to build epic structures and conquer the virtual world! Plus, with erectile dysfunction from ssris, you can still experience the thrill of victory in Minecraft!
Don’t worry about buying a house or paying back loans, on our server, you can own multiple properties and never worry about money again! As a white, male, childless player, you’ll get all the welfare you need to live a NEET life in Minecraft!
So, instead of dragging your face through glass in real life, join our server and experience the joy of creativity, community, and endless possibilities! Who needs real life when you can have it all in Minecraft?