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Crafty Stacys and Lanky Lads Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4263
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	6884
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	1191
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Farms Harvested:	801
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server where even the lankiest of lanklets can score with a Stacy on the first date! Our Chads live in a universe where the laws of physics don’t apply and where diamond swords are just a fashion accessory. Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and a chance to prove that even the most unlikely hero can come out on top. Who needs a job when you can conquer the virtual world with your trusty pickaxe and a whole lot of swagger? Come join us and see why this server is the place to be for all the cool kids (and lanklets) in town!

Crafty Kooky Krew: Where Minecraft meets questionable conspiracy theories!

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7073
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	150
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Players Killed by Monsters:	640	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our server is where the real chaos happens! Join us and witness epic battles between Jews and white men as they fight for dominance in the virtual world. Will the Jews finally get their revenge on those pesky white men? Or will the white men prevail and build the biggest, baddest castle you’ve ever seen? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky server. So come on, join the madness and see who comes out on top!

LOLcraft: AFL vs ESL Server

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3087
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	33	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Animals Bred:	80
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Are you tired of boring old English-speaking servers? Do you want to join a server where AFL (American First Language) is the norm? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

Join us and experience the wackiness of trying to communicate with players who speak AFL as their first language. It’s like playing Minecraft in a whole new dimension where words are twisted and sentences are turned upside down. But hey, who said Minecraft had to be easy?

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary AFL-speaking villagers who will trade you the most bizarre items you’ve ever seen. From upside-down pickaxes to inside-out armor, the possibilities are endless on our server.

So come on, join us and see if you can survive the madness of AFL in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even become fluent in this strange language by the time you leave!

Evil Steve’s Funhouse: Why So Evil?

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4312
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Dragon Scales Harvested:	184
Mines Excavated:	4250	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Ores Mined:	5860	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is run by a literal evil genius who is always plotting diabolical schemes to keep you on your toes! Join now if you dare to face challenges like navigating a maze filled with exploding chickens or battling a horde of zombie pigs riding on flying creepers. And don’t worry, our evil overlord promises not to unleash any more killer bunnies… for now. So come join the chaos and see if you have what it takes to survive in this twisted world of mayhem and madness!

Blocky Booty University – Where Minecraft meets scandalous soccer stars!

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4215
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than Jessica Udovich’s leaked nudes? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even the University of Washington soccer girls can’t keep their hands off it. Join us for a wild ride filled with finger-blasting adventures and ass-tastic fun. Don’t miss out on the action, come join the madness today!

Minecraft Mane Madness

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3681
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, saddle up and join Horsebros, where the horses are the real MVPs! Our server is run by a group of horse whisperers who have trained our trusty steeds to do everything from mining diamonds to battling creepers.

Join us for epic horse races where the winner gets a diamond-studded saddle, or take part in our weekly rodeo where players compete to see who can ride the wildest horse. And don’t worry about getting lost in our vast world, because our horses have a built-in GPS system that will guide you back to safety.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pegasus, a flying horse that will take you on magical adventures to hidden realms filled with treasure. So what are you waiting for? Join Horsebros today and let the hoof-tastic fun begin!

Blocky Battles: Who’s the Boss?

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	924
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	New Chunks Explored:	448757
Votes:	1896	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old boring houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most epic place to be!

Join us and compete in epic build battles where you can show off your creativity and skills. Want to build a giant statue of a llama riding a unicorn? Go for it! The wackier, the better!

But that’s not all – we also have insane mini-games like llama racing, where you can ride your very own llama through obstacle courses and race against other players. And don’t even get us started on our llama fashion show competitions – because who doesn’t love a well-dressed llama?

So if you’re ready to join a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few llamas), then come on down and show us who is truly the best in the world of Minecraft!

Crafty Crossdressers – Where Autogynephiles Rule!

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7281
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	3592	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the blocks aren’t the only thing getting stacked! Join us for a wild ride filled with autogynephilia and societal mystification – because who doesn’t love a little confusion mixed with some pedestalification?

On our server, you’ll find that female players are the true rulers, using their inherent autogynephilia to dominate the game. But be warned, if you dare to question their motives (spoiler alert: being a woman gets them off), you’ll face the fiercest resistance known to Minecraft kind!

So come on over and join the chaos, where the only thing more outrageous than our server description is the players themselves. Who needs logic when you have autogynephilia and pedestalification running the show?

Pimeyes Whores: Where Creeper Love Happens

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2688
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Mines Excavated:	2322	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as your search history? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it low. Join us for a chance to uncover scandalous secrets and maybe even stumble upon some unexpected surprises. Who knows, you might even find a diamond in the rough… or a diamond in the search results. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig deep into the unknown on our server. Who needs treasure chests when you have pimeyes at your fingertips? Join now and let the adventure begin!

BlockyBrits

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4457
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Holy Grails Found:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20

Are you tired of being constantly harassed by creepers and zombies in Minecraft? Well, fear not because on our server, the incels are coming edition, the only thing you’ll have to worry about is getting hit on by socially awkward skeletons! Join us for a wild ride filled with awkward pick-up lines, cringe-worthy flirting, and endless amounts of diamond armor to protect yourself from unwanted advances. Who needs to build a fortress when you have a legion of incels ready to defend you at all costs? So come on down and join the fun, because on our server, the only thing scarier than the Ender Dragon is a fedora-wearing creeper who just can’t take a hint.