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HaitianExodus Minecraft Server

asylum seekers, border control, caribbean, deportation, deportation policy, deportation rates, discrimination, Dominican Republic, government policy, Haiti, HaitianExodus, HUMAN RIGHTS, immigration, immigration crackdown, international relations, migrant crisis, Migrant workers, Minecraft, Politics, racial tensions, Refugee Crisis, Server, Social Issues

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1262
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	7562	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Dimension Hops:	14
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

come join our minecraft server, where we deport up to 10,000 players a week for having too many diamonds! we got an ‘excess’ of players and need to send them back to their own virtual country. but don’t worry, we’ll make sure they have a nice trip back with a parachute made of obsidian. join us for the craziest deportation party you’ve ever seen!

Zombie Power Co.

alternative energy, energy generation, energy innovation, energy production, energy solution, energy source, harnessing zombies, perpetual energy, power, renewable energy, sustainable energy, undead energy, undead power, zombie, zombie apocalypse, zombie energy, zombie fuel, zombie power, zombie research, zombie technology, zombie workforce, zombies

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4647
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Chimeras Created:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	82
Gods Slained:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

join our server and harness the power of zombies for PERPETUAL ENERGY! imagine never having to worry about running out of power again because you have an army of zombies on treadmills generating electricity for you. plus, you can ride on the backs of creepers like they’re your own personal explosive mounts. who needs horses when you have a creeper steed? come join us and live out your wildest minecraft fantasies, like building a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall or creating a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses. the possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let your imagination run wild!

AGS SMP: Where the only mod is a dance party plugin. Whitelisted for epic dance moves only!

[LGBTQ+ Friendly], #ags, +18, 1.20.1 Java, Active, Claims, Currency, Dance, Discord, Epic, Events, Google form, holiday events, Homes, legit Minecraft account, mod, Moves, new biomes, new decoration blocks, new dungeons, Party, Pets, Plugin, plushies, pokemon, Requirements, Shops, smp, Waypoints, Welcoming, Whitelisted

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3831
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Homes/waypoints/Claims
New biomes
New dungeons
Shops/Currency
Pets/Plushies
New decoration blocks
Pokémon
Holiday Events
Events

Requirements to Join

Must be over 18
Must have discord and join our discord server
Must be active as much as you can

Interested in Joining?

If you are interested in joining please fill out the google form here

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version is the server?	1.20.1 Java
Do I need a legit Minecraft account to join?	Yes, you need a legit Minecraft account in order to join.
Is the server LGBTQ Friendly?	Yes, the server is LGBTQ Friendly and super welcoming!

Chad’s Block Party Minecraft Server

#facial hair, Appearance, attractiveness, Beard, BLOCK, Chad, Chads, comparison, Compliment, Girlfriend, hot, lookalike, Minecraft, Observation, opinion, partner, Party, personal style, physical features, Politics, relationship, resemblance, Server, Vance

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9778
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Love Letters Sent:	13	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Join our Minecraft server and you might just find yourself in a love triangle with Vance and his luscious beard! Who needs politics when you can have a beard-off showdown in the virtual world? Plus, if you look anything like Vance, you’re sure to turn heads and make your gf jealous. Don’t miss out on the drama and hilarity that awaits on our server – it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Feeling Minecraft SMP

anticipation, celebration, Energetic, EXCITEMENT, feeling, Festive, Friends, Fun, good times, Good Vibes, Happiness, Joyful, Lively, Minecraft, mug, night, Party, positive energy, smp, socializing, tonight, upbeat

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5949
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more pranks than a clown convention.

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players fighting over who gets the last diamond, or if you want to see someone try to build a roller coaster out of TNT (spoiler alert: it didn’t end well).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary /mug/ night, where players gather to show off their most ridiculous builds and compete in wacky challenges. From building the tallest tower made entirely out of cake to racing pigs through a maze of lava, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us for a night you’ll never forget (or at least, you’ll try to forget but the memories will haunt you forever).

GFsMarathonNoShow

Communication, compromise, consideration, Decision making, Disappointment, emotions, GFsMarathonNoShow, Girlfriend, Hotel, LOGISTICS, Marathon, Meeting, Overnight, parents, perspective, relationship, sacrifice, Support, supportiveness, travel, Understanding

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	598
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Buildings Constructed:	33
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Votes:	9617	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of long-distance support? Look no further! Join our server for a marathon of fun and adventure, just like supporting your girlfriend in a race!

Experience the thrill of meeting new people, just like meeting your girlfriend’s parents for the first time at a marathon! Stick with them for the day and see if you can survive the ultimate test of socializing skills.

Don’t worry, we won’t judge if you decide not to join us – just like you’re debating whether to go to the marathon. But hey, if you do decide to join, you might just find yourself in a whirlwind of excitement and drama, just like this Reddit post!

So come on, give our server a try and see if you can navigate the ups and downs of relationships and marathons alike. Who knows, you might just find yourself sprinting towards a new adventure!

ChildhoodFoolery – Minecraft SMP

childhood beliefs, childhood fables, childhood fantasies, childhood folklore, childhood gullibility, childhood imagination, childhood innocence, childhood legends, childhood misconceptions, childhood myths, childhood naivety, childhood stories, childhood tales, childhood tall tales, childhood whimsy, ChildhoodFoolery, funny childhood memories, funny memories, Minecraft, naive beliefs, ridiculous beliefs, silly misconceptions, smp

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8183
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Falling into the Void:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against creepers, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of cake.

Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by the fearless General Cluckington, who once defeated an entire horde of zombies armed only with feathers and determination.

So come on down and join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Who knows, you might even discover that the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood cuddle bug in disguise.

MineSkillz10YearsAgo

achievement, career advancement, continuous learning, discipline, goal-setting, hindsight, learning, Long-term goals, MineSkillz10YearsAgo, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, productivity, regret, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-discipline, skill development, success, Time management

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4539
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob? Wish you had started honing your block-building skills 10 years ago? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can turn back time and become a Minecraft master in no time!

Join us and embark on a quest to uncover the lost city of Creeperville, where the streets are paved with diamonds and the villagers ride pigs into battle. Rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood kitten looking for belly rubs.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Blocktopia Arena, where players battle it out in epic PvP matches using nothing but enchanted potatoes as weapons. The winner gets a lifetime supply of golden carrots and bragging rights for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft pro. Who needs a time machine when you have us?

NukeCraft: Biden’s Blocky Blunder

biden, Biden administration, Bidens, blocky, blunder, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, iran, Iranian, Israel, Israeli, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Négotiation, nuclear sites, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, peace talks, retaliatory strike, security concerns, united states

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3329
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than biden tryna stop israel from blowin up iranian nuclear sites. why join? cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. plus, our diamonds are so shiny they blind the creepers. also, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a really nice guy once you get to know him. so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and see what all the fuss is about!

Crafty Gouty Villagers

arthritis, chronic disease, Crafty, diet, global health, Gout, gouty, health, Healthcare, inflammation, joint pain, Lifestyle, low-income countries, medical care, middle-income countries, obesity, prevalence, Prevention, public health, Rising, Treatment, Uric acid, villagers

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5585
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Zombie Dances:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	206
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Villages Defended:	11
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing rising is the FUN LEVELS, not some boring gout thing in low-income countries. we have so many diamonds you’ll think you’re in a rapper’s music video. plus, our players are so skilled they can build a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. join us now and leave gout in the dust, literally.