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| Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 4399 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 6 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 | Treasure Maps Found: | 8 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 4 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 6 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you won’t find any short hairy Muslim guys kicking each other in the shins like little girls! Instead, we have a community of majestic unicorns who challenge each other to epic battles with diamond swords and enchanted armor.
Forget about watching some hairy Arab guy saying “come here brother I wrestle you good”, on our server, you’ll witness a showdown between a group of ninja turtles and a pack of werewolves, all fighting for control of the legendary Golden Potato.
And who needs to watch some black guy beating up a white guy all the time when you can join us for a thrilling adventure where players ride giant chickens into battle against a horde of evil llamas?
So come join our server and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft world you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
