saints row 2022 failed Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyPickupLines

banter, Charm, Cheesy, comedic, conversation starters, CraftyPickUpLines, DATING, FLIRTING, funny, hilarious, humor, jokes, Laughter, one-liners, pick up lines, playful, relationships, Romantic, sarcasm, WIT, Witty

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1050
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	115	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like nobody else! Join our Minecraft server and experience pick-up lines so hilarious, even creepers can’t resist laughing! We’ve got a community of players who are as crazy as a pack of wolves on a full moon night, and our moderators are so skilled at building, they once created a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks! So come on over and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you on our server!

Fanatic Frenzy Minecraft Server

Attention, Catch, chubas, Clout, companies, Fanatic, fanbase, follow, Frenzy, Giga, Hashtags, Heads, insert, insufferable, Minecraft, Obnoxious, pattern, pollute, pricks, quirky, related, Server, shitty takes, Super Fans

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4509
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17

Are you tired of dealing with annoying super fans who think they own the place? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of those clout-chasing chubas and companies. Our server is a safe haven from all the obnoxious pricks out there, where you can build and explore without the fear of being bombarded with shitty takes. So come on over and let’s build a world free from the tyranny of super fans!

/ Femdom / Minecraft SMP /

female authority, female control, Female deity, female dominance, female domination, female empowerment, Female goddess, female leadership, female power, Female rule, female submission, Female submissives, female superiority, Female superiority complex, female supremacy, female worship, femdom, Minecraft, Royal treatment, smp, Women empowerment

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9931
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	11	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we worship women as the superior sex and give them the royal treatment they deserve! Only biological women are allowed because we believe in empowering the ladies in this virtual world.

Join us for epic adventures where we build giant statues of powerful women, like Beyoncé and Wonder Woman. Our server is ruled by the fierce Femdom general, who leads us into battle against any toxic masculinity that dares to challenge our dominance.

In this Bodhisattva edition of our SMP, we strive to achieve enlightenment through serving and honoring the queens of our server. We hold daily ceremonies where we shower our female players with diamonds and gold, because they deserve nothing but the best.

So come join us and bask in the glory of the Femdom general – just be prepared to bow down to the almighty power of women!

CraftyDeathWish

caregiver stress, Chronic illness, Chronic pain, Communication Issues, coping mechanisms, CraftyDeathWish, depression, emotional distress, Emotional support, feeling like a burden, Loneliness, Marriage Struggles, Medical Treatment, mental health, MS, Multiple Sclerosis, physical limitations, relationship dynamics, self worth, suicidal thoughts, support systems

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6873
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	51	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget about all your real-life drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (just kidding, unless you’re into that sort of thing).

Forget about your shaky hands and wheelchair woes, because on our server, you’ll be running, jumping, and crafting to your heart’s content. Who needs to knit when you can build an entire empire out of blocks?

And don’t worry about feeling lonely, because our server is filled with friendly players who are always up for a good time. Who knows, you might even find a new BFF or two (just make sure they’re not eyeing your husband like your cousin Lily).

So come on down to our server and leave all your troubles behind. Who knows, you might even forget about that whole “better off dead” comment you made to your husband. Just remember, in Minecraft, the only thing you’ll be killing is creepers.

VillainMotiveMC SMP

Antagonist, best, best motive, Compelling, criminal, Dark, Evil, Heard, Intriguing, justification, mastermind, Motive, Plot, reason, Revenge, Sinister, smp, Twisted, Villain, villain motive, VillainMotiveMC, villainous

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4322
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Potions Brewed:	192	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the most epic battle between a group of evil chickens and a gang of heroic pigs! The villainous chickens have been plotting for months to overthrow the peaceful pig kingdom, and only you can help save the day with your epic building skills and strategic pig riding abilities. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas who will only reveal its location to those brave enough to take on their llama dance challenge. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up, because this is one adventure you won’t want to miss!

CraftyCashCow – Minecraft Server

budgeting, cost of living, cost-prohibitive, CraftyCashCow, exorbitant, expensive, Extravagant, financial strain, high cost, inflation, inflationary prices, Luxury items, Minecraft, out of reach, Overpriced, price hikes, price increases, price tags, PRICEY., Server, unaffordable, unattainable, unreasonably expensive

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3802
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Are you tired of spending a fortune on diamonds in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself! Join us and never worry about the high cost of diamonds again! Plus, our server is home to a secret underground society of chickens who have mastered the art of parkour. Rumor has it they hold the key to unlimited XP and enchanted gear. So why wait? Join our server today and become the ultimate diamond-wielding, chicken-riding champion!

Pixel Pen & Paper Exam

Advancements, ai, Artificial Intelligence, Assessment, Classroom, Digital, education, Exam, Exams, Future, handwriting, in person, innovation, learning, Paper, paperless, pen, Pen and Paper, PIXEL, progress, Technology, Traditional, traditional methods, written exams

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3041
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Ores Mined:	8021	Villages Defended:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	14	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

hey y’all wanna join this cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the zombies do the cha cha slide? well lemme tell ya, on this server, we got diamond blocks growing on trees and creepers that tell jokes while they explode.

if you join our server, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out cupcakes. we also have a secret underground disco where the skeletons breakdance and the spiders wear sparkly tutus.

oh, and did i mention that our server is actually a portal to another dimension where you can ride unicorns and eat cotton candy clouds? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible. just watch out for the evil bunnies that shoot laser beams from their eyes. they’re a real hoot.

Western Publishers Minecraft Server

business ethics, consumer dissatisfaction, Content Creation, corporate culture, creative process, criticism, customer expectations, feedback loop, game development, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming industry, industry standards, market trends, Media consumption, Minecraft, production issues, publisher practices, Publishers, Quality Control, Server, video games, Western, western publishers

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1166
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate craze! Join us for the most epic adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – the chest was guarded by a giant, fire-breathing chicken! Only the bravest and most skilled players were able to defeat the chicken and claim the loot. Will you be one of them?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Dance Party Dungeon,” where players must bust out their best dance moves to defeat mobs and bosses. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it before!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest, wackiest, and most wonderful Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let the fun begin!

Tony should have Edge win the title the night of his return Minecraft SMP

aew, Bryan, Canadian, challenge, Christian, drizzling shits, edge, Interference, Jericho, Minecraft, night, night of his return, Old, Retirement, RETURN, shane mcmahon, smp, Stable, Title, title win, Tony, WIN, World champion, wrestling, young

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4644
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Buildings Constructed:	14	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1966
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for some edge and excitement in your gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us and experience epic battles and challenges that will keep you on the edge of your seat. We have crazy storylines like Edge returning to challenge Bryan, only to win after Christian and Shane McMahon interfere. And let’s not forget about forming stables with Jericho and some other young Canadian guy – because why not?

Forget about those drizzling shits in AEW, come be a part of our world where anything is possible. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become world champion before you retire (from playing Minecraft, that is). So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and let the fun begin!

ProudNerdMC SMP

academic achievement, academic awards, academic excellence, academic milestones, academic recognition, accomplishment, Dedication, education, goal-setting, hard work, high GPA, honor roll, learning, perseverance, personal growth, Proud, ProudNerdMC, scholarship recipient, self improvement, smp, success, top student

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	310
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Oh, honey, forget about academic achievements, let me tell you about the real flex – joining our Minecraft SMP! Why waste time studying when you can be building epic structures, battling mobs, and pulling off insane pranks on your fellow players? Trust me, the only degree you need here is a degree in block placing and creeper dodging. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so if you’re looking for a challenge, look no further! Join us and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!