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Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 5230 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 6 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
But that’s not all! Our server is ruled by a mad king who wears a crown made of diamond-encrusted toilet paper. He’s always coming up with ridiculous challenges and quests for the players, like building a giant toilet statue or finding the legendary golden plunger.
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground poop mine? Yeah, we have a whole network of tunnels filled with valuable poop resources just waiting to be mined. It’s like a stinky treasure hunt!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and absurd, come join us and become the ultimate King of shitcoins!