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CringeCraft

“Youth, adolescence, awkward, cringe, cringe challenge, cringe compilation, cringe culture, cringe-inducing memories, cringe-worthy stories, CringeCraft, cringeworthy moments, cringy behavior, EMBARRASSING, growing up, high school, MISTAKES, regret, social faux pas, teenage antics, teenage years, teenager

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8993
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Crops Grown:	1594	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Zombie Dances:	0

Join our Minecraft server and relive all your cringiest teenage moments in pixelated glory! Remember that time you tried to impress your crush by doing the worm at the school dance? Well, now you can do the worm in front of all your online friends while mining for diamonds! And don’t forget that embarrassing haircut you got that one time – now you can give your Minecraft character the same terrible haircut and show it off to everyone on the server! So come join us for a trip down memory lane (or should we say memory block?) and let’s laugh at our past selves together!

Uruguay Craft Minecraft Server

agriculture, Craft, economic development, Economy, GDP per capita, high-income country, income, Industry, Latin America, Livestock, Minecraft, Montevideo, Nominal GDP, peso, Server, Services, south america, south american countries, South American economy, tourism, Uruguay, wealth, wealth distribution

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6118
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Zombie Dances:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Votes:	2164
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Join our Minecraft server and become a virtual millionaire in this South American country! With a GDP per capita of $23,088, you’ll be rolling in virtual diamonds and emeralds in no time. Who needs real-life money when you can be a Minecraft tycoon?

Our server is so rich, even the creepers wear designer armor and the villagers drive diamond-encrusted minecarts. Join us and experience the high life in a virtual world where the currency is blocks and the possibilities are endless. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live like a Minecraft millionaire – join our server today!

Pixel 9 Minecraft SMP Android Data Packets Google Every 15 Mins

adblock, Android, data, data collection, Data Packets, data privacy, device security, digital privacy, GOOGLE, Google Photos, Google Pixel 9, google voice, GPS, location, Minecraft, Mins, noscript, online privacy, packets, PIXEL, privacy, smp, telemetry, Tracking, ublock, WIFI networks

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7638
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Meteorites Collected:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Buildings Constructed:	24	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as Google tracking your every move? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are jealous of the chaos we bring.

Join us and experience a world where privacy is a thing of the past, just like flip phones and dial-up internet. Our Google Pixel 9 phones may be snitching on us every 15 minutes, but that just adds to the thrill of the game.

Forget about building epic structures or mining for diamonds, on our server, the real challenge is avoiding Google’s prying eyes. Can you outsmart the tech giant and keep your secrets safe? Or will you embrace the surveillance and become besties with the Google overlords?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP, where privacy is a thing of the past and insanity is the name of the game. Who needs privacy when you have a whole server full of craziness to explore? Join us now and let the chaos begin!

BabyBlockersMC

anger management, Apology, arguments, Attention, BabyBlockersMC, Boundaries, child-free, Communication, Confrontation, Expectations, family conflict, family dynamics, Frustration, grandchildren, high demanding jobs, in-laws, Marriage, misunderstanding, parenting, reconciliation, Respect

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2459
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	8548	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of being child-free by choice! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and no judgment for not wanting kids.

Our server is perfect for those who work long hours and need a break from the pressures of parenthood. We have a supportive community that will always have your back, even when your in-laws are trying to pressure you into having kids.

Join us for a chance to escape the drama and enjoy some quality gaming time. Who needs grandchildren when you can have diamonds and creepers to worry about instead? So come on, join our server and leave the family drama behind!

PARADOX | CLASSIC – Java SEASON 2! Minecraft server

association, Clan, Clans, classic, Computer, Discord, Exploration, free, Friends, Game, Hardcore, House, java, Minecraft, mobs, No Donations, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, No Private, No pvp, Phone, Pirate, Pleasure, Resources, Roleplay, Russian, SEASON 2, Server, sociable, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist, Without Launcher

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	355
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
New Chunks Explored:	325380	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Holy Grails Found:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Do you want to once again feel the same feeling of pleasure from a classic game as once upon a time?

Or are you just a fan of a vanilla game without modifications?

Then you have found the place where this can be done!

Our new, vanilla, without modifications that affect the game process, server – PARADOX | CLASSIC.

Here, you can feel the same pleasure from the game as in those early moments of the beginning of the exploration of Minecraft.

On our server you can once again do what was once commonplace – extract resources, fight mobs, build a house, create a clan or other association, or join one yourself, have fun with friends, and much, much more!

Do your friends play from a computer, and you from a phone?

For our server this is not a problem – after all, we have the ability to log in both from a phone and a computer!

Are you playing alone?

For our server this is not a problem! We try to maintain a friendly and sociable team, thanks to which you can easily find friends for an enjoyable game!

The server is completely free! All you need to start playing on our server is to fill out a short form in our discord server.

Come visit us, we are waiting for you!

paradox-minecraft.com:25015

Blocktopia – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Birthday Calendar, blocktopia, Chuubas, Corpo, ducks, Flip, haha, indie vtubers, koikatsu cards, large indies, Minecraft, Mint, OC material, Server, Swarm, tiermaker, twitch, twitch partner, Ultimate, upcoming birthdays, VOD archival, vrt, vsj, VT, Vtuber

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8603
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	20	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Void Armor Forged:	15	Falling into the Void:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft server in the world! We’re talking about Ligger Be Gone Edition, where only the most elite indie vtubers with 500 viewers or more are allowed to join. Why should you join, you ask? Well, because we have a secret underground society of vtubers who are tired of being overshadowed by the 2view plebs. We only accept the crème de la crème of indie vtubers, so if you’re not a Twitch partner or YouTube equivalent, sorry, but you’re not cool enough for us.

But wait, there’s more! We have a VOD archive that will blow your mind, a Twitch clips guide that will make you question your existence, and a Chuuba Birthday Calendar that will make you wonder why you ever celebrated your own birthday. And don’t even get me started on the Koikatsu cards for some spicy SEEEEEEEEEX action.

So come join us on this wild ride of indie vtuber madness. Who knows, you might even run into a corpo vtuber trying to sneak their way in. But remember, we only accept the true indie legends here. See you on the server, if you dare to enter our exclusive world of vtuber greatness.

Secretly will instantly die if slightly trolled by Philistina Minecraft SMP

comma separated, death, Die, die instantly, INSTANT, Instantly, list, long tail, Minecraft, pemSecretly, Philistina, Philistina death, Philistina secret, Philistina secret death, Philistina troll, Philistina trolled, Philistina trolling, Philistina trolling secret, Philistinaem, secret, Secretly, slightly, smpp, tags, Trolled, trolling

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2108
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Crops Grown:	3383
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our totally-not-named SMP where the stakes are high and the laughs are even higher.

But be warned, this server comes with a twist – if you so much as sneeze in Philistina’s direction, you’ll instantly drop dead. It’s a high-risk, high-reward situation, folks.

But don’t worry, there’s plenty of other reasons to join too! We have a thriving economy based entirely on trading rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and stacks of dirt (hey, don’t knock it ’til you try it). Plus, our community events are legendary – last week, we had a giant chicken race that ended in chaos and feathers everywhere.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our mystery SMP and see if you can survive the ultimate Philistina troll challenge. Good luck, you’ll need it!

SonStruck Minecraft Server

acceptance, child support, communication breakdown, coping mechanisms, emotional detachment, estrangement, family dynamics, forgiveness, Friendship Dynamics, judgment, letting go, mental health, Minecraft, parenting, personal boundaries, personal growth, self reflection, self-care, Server, societal expectations, SonStruck, teenage rebellion, visitation rights

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	252
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from all your parental woes? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from all the drama and heartache. Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and pixelated excitement.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret level where you can mine for diamonds while riding a llama dressed as a pirate. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that give you the power to fly like a chicken.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a magical portal that transports you to a land where you can ride on the backs of giant turtles and battle evil creepers with nothing but a carrot stick. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a rare unicorn that poops out rainbow-colored blocks.

So why waste your time worrying about family drama when you can join our wacky Minecraft server and embark on the adventure of a lifetime? Who needs a son when you have a virtual world full of endless possibilities? Join us now and leave your real-life problems behind!

PotluckProblems

appetizer, aunts, best man, Cooking, dessert, donuts, Driving, exhaustion, family gathering, juggling, Mexico wedding, new baby, parents, park party, passport, potluck, PotluckProblems, recipes, Safe Area, shopping, snack, store-bought

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8051
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Crops Grown:	4863
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Looking for a place to escape the chaos of family parties and responsibilities? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with baby zombies, explosive desserts, and a park party like no other. Forget about bringing store-bought snacks, here we only accept homemade recipes – bonus points if they’re creeper-shaped!

Worried about juggling your baby and dog while trying to survive in the virtual world? Don’t worry, our server is baby and pet-friendly, with special areas for your little ones to play while you conquer the Minecraft universe.

So come join us and leave the real world behind – because who needs sleep when you can be building epic structures and battling mobs all night long? Plus, we have a donut shop nearby for those much-needed snack breaks. See you in the game!

CartelCraft Minecraft Server

anti-money laundering, banking industry, Canada, CartelCraft, compliance, criminal activity, drug cartels, enforcement actions, financial crimes, financial institutions, financial regulations, illicit funds, law enforcement, legal consequences, Minecraft, money laundering, Monitoring, penalties, regulatory compliance, regulatory violations, Server, TD Bank, US officials

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2338
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Towns Built:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Void Gems Collected:	17
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

so, like, dis server is da bomb diggity, man. like, u gotta join cuz we got, like, diamond armor for days and, like, creepers that do the macarena when they explode.

also, like, did u know dat dis server is run by a secret underground group of llamas who are plotting to take over da world? yea, man, it’s true. dey got all da power and dey give out enchanted golden apples like candy.

oh, and did i mention dat we got a secret stash of emeralds hidden in a dungeon guarded by a giant chicken? yea, man, it’s wild. u gotta join dis server and help us defeat da evil army of zombie villagers who are trying to steal all our loot.

so, like, come join us and be part of da craziest, most epic adventure of your life. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for da llamas. dey can be sneaky little buggers.