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Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 6278 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 11 | Magic Crystals Found: | 17 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
Crops Grown: | 5117 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 |
Picture this: a server where the mobs have formed a union and are demanding better working conditions, where the villagers have started a cult worshipping a potato, and where the only way to gain entry is by doing the Chicken Dance in full diamond armor.
But wait, there’s more! Our server events include a weekly “Twerk Off” competition where the winner gets a pet llama named Larry, a monthly “Build Battle” where contestants have to construct a giant statue of a taco using only dirt blocks, and a yearly “Ender Dragon Beauty Pageant” where the fiercest dragon wins a crown made of enchanted golden apples.
So come on, don’t be a square! Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the game. And remember, on our server, the crazier you are, the better!