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Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 8957 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 17 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 |
Chimeras Created: | 4 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 |
Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure bacon! Fight off hordes of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot on a stick! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret chest filled with enchanted golden apples and stacks of emerald blocks!
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Army, a group of fearless warriors who ride into battle on the backs of giant chickens! And rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!