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SeriesSillies

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9546
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further, because our server is like a never-ending series of wacky adventures that will leave you laughing until you cry! Join us for a chance to ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and participate in epic dance parties with creepers. Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will challenge you to a game of chicken jousting. So if you’re ready to experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server around, join us today!

BorderPushersMC

aggression, border front, BorderPushersMC, Commander, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, escalation, forces, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Military, military strategy, Political unrest, Russian, SECURITY, SKIRMISH, Tension, territorial dispute, Ukraine

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2820
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Towns Built:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9797
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight like ukraine’s forces pushing along the border front but with more diamond swords and less political tension. we have crazy battles with creepers and zombies that will make you feel like a russian commander leading your troops to victory. join now for the most intense and hilarious minecraft experience of your life!

GynoCraft: Barbie’s Checkup

Awareness, barbie, Barbie movie, Barbies, Checkup, closing line, empowerment, film, gynecologic care, gynecology, GynoCraft, health, Healthcare, Interest, Media influence, medical care, movie impact, public interest, study, Surge, Women’s Health, women’s issues, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1025
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Void Armor Forged:	12	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Emeralds Found:	8368	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like a Barbie movie but wit gynecology twist! Imagine building a gynecologist’s office in Minecraft and helping Barbie with her lady bits! It’s like a whole new level of role-playing, but with pixelated vaginas and stuff. Plus, u can dress up ur character in cute doctor outfits and perform virtual pelvic exams on blocky patients. It’s a gynecologist’s dream come true, all thanks to Barbie and her iconic line about seeing her gynecologist. So come join da fun and let’s explore da world of gynecology in Minecraft together!

ShamelessDogButt Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2380
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Potions Brewed:	127
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	376	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where even the dogs are getting in on the action! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a group of dogs decided to have a karaoke night at our Azki and Aqua Lounge. But instead of singing, they just shamelessly shoved their asses into the microphone! It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of chickens, and even starting a llama dance party in the Nether. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our secret underground disco where the creepers like to boogie down.

So come join us on our server and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Who knows what kind of shenanigans we’ll get up to next!

BunnyHunnyMinecraftSMP

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6513
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Runes Activated:	8	Farms Harvested:	442
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a giant bunny comes hopping by, leaving a trail of rainbow-colored blocks in its wake. You follow it through a portal and find yourself in a land where everything is upside down and pigs fly (literally). But don’t worry, our resident wizard can help you navigate this topsy-turvy world with his trusty wand of confusion.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, the server transforms into a giant disco party complete with dancing creepers and skeleton DJs spinning the hottest tracks. Oh, and did we mention that the winner of the dance-off gets a stack of enchanted golden apples? Talk about motivation!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few bunnies along the way. Who knows, you might just find yourself rhyming with “funny” by the time you’re done!

TrashCraft Minecraft Server

anger, Boundaries, Communication, dad, Disrespect, emotional trauma, family, forgiveness, gift, Grief, healing, Loss, love, Memories, Minecraft, moving out, photo album, relationships, Resentment, Server, stepmom, Trash, TrashCraft

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3010
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your crazy family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build your dream world and forget about all the craziness happening in your real life.

Join us and leave behind the drama of overbearing stepmothers and absentee fathers. Our server is a place where you can create your own family with fellow players who understand the struggle of dealing with toxic family members.

Build a virtual world where you can surround yourself with happy memories, unlike the ones forced upon you by your dad’s wife. Let go of the past and create a new beginning in a world where you are free to be yourself without judgment.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and start fresh in a world where you can be whoever you want to be, without any unwanted family photo albums getting in your way. Let’s build a new family together, one block at a time!

VetoSisVsWifeCraft

adoption, childhood trauma, Communication, compromise, Decision making, emotional baggage, family conflict, family dynamics, family history, Family Support, Guilt, mental health, name change, naming conflict, past trauma, sibling relationships, sister’s trauma, Therapy, trauma triggers, veto, VetoSisVsWifeCraft

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7870
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Dimension Hops:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Mines Excavated:	4726

Looking for a Minecraft server to join? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even Josephine would approve!

Join us for epic adventures and build your own virtual world, but beware of triggering any traumatic memories because we don’t want any name-related drama like poor Josie Joy. Our server is a safe space for all, except for those who insist on naming their characters Josephine, of course.

With crazy stories and wild adventures waiting for you, why waste your time on any other server? Join us now and let the fun begin! Just make sure to leave your past trauma at the door, we’re all about good vibes here. See you in the game!

BootyCraft

body confidence, body image, body positivity, BootyCraft, Confidence, personal preference, physical appearance, self appreciation, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-empowerment, self-identity, self-image, self-perception

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7006
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t tickle your funny bone? Well, look no further because on our server, we celebrate all things weird and wacky, just like your favorite body part! Join us for a wild ride where you can show off your best body part in pixelated glory. Whether it’s your fabulous feet or your magnificent mustache, we want to see it all! So come on down and let your freak flag fly on our server – because normal is boring, and we’re anything but!

TankWarsUK

alleged, armored vehicles, British, Challenger 2 tanks, Conflict, controversial, Defense, deployment, diplomatic tensions, Evidence, foreign affairs, international relations, investigation, Military, News, russia, SKY NEWS, speculation, TankWarsUK, Ukrainian troops, War

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7886
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	409	Chimeras Created:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where u can ride british challenger 2 tanks and battle it out in russia with ukrainian troops!!! sky news even understands how insane this server is, so u know it’s legit. join now for the craziest battles and the most epic adventures in minecraft history. who needs boring old regular servers when u can have this level of insanity?! #tankbattles #ukrainianadventures #minecraftmadness

AutoFlushCraft

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1075
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1769	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Void Gems Collected:	38

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re chillin’ in this Minecraft server, and suddenly, you see a chicken riding a pig while wearing a top hat. That’s the kind of craziness you can expect in this server, dude!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground lair where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches. And get this, the winner gets a pet creeper that follows them around and explodes on command. How cool is that?

Oh, and did I mention the hidden treasure chests scattered throughout the server? Rumor has it, if you find them all, you’ll unlock a portal to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows. Yeah, I know, sounds too good to be true, but it’s totally legit, bro.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the wackiest, most insane adventures you’ll ever have in your blocky life. And remember, only on this server will you witness a llama juggling diamond blocks while breakdancing. True story, man.