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Crafty Druglords: Where Creeper Dealers Rule the Blocks

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2433
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Void Gems Collected:	16	Zombie Dances:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the drug dealers look like regular villagers? Well, look no further because on our server, drug dealers are decked out in diamond armor and ride around on enchanted pigs! Join now for a chance to buy some “potions” that will give you superhuman strength and the ability to fly (Disclaimer: we are not responsible for any side effects such as turning into a chicken). So come on down to our wacky world where the drug dealers are the real MVPs!

Crafty Creepers: Where even the Ender Dragon forgets the lyrics

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7952
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	166	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Magic Items Found:	4709
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn harder than a sleeping Enderman? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, creepers tell knock-knock jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a block party.

Our server is so epic that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans we’re up to. Rumor has it that Herobrine even tried to join once, but our mods kicked him out faster than you can say “redstone contraption.”

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a pet llama that spits out golden apples instead of spit. Plus, every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing villagers will serenade you with Minecraft parodies of your favorite pop songs.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft server in the multiverse. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

Creepers and Craziness: ‘Nuclear Minecraft Madness’

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6586
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Void Gems Collected:	12	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Are you ready to enter a post-apocalyptic world filled with chaos and destruction? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to give you the ultimate fallout experience! Join now and witness the madness as you navigate through radioactive wastelands, battle mutated creatures, and scavenge for resources to survive.

But that’s not all! Our server also features insane events like nuclear explosions, zombie invasions, and even a giant mutant chicken boss that drops epic loot. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon hidden underground bunkers filled with rare treasures and secret passages.

So why wait? Join our server now and embrace the madness of the fallout world. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re nothing compared to the horrors you’ll face in this post-apocalyptic adventure!

PixelPanties – Bootylicious Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5403
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We don’t just build blocks here, we create epic visual novel storylines within the game. Join us for a wild ride as we roleplay as characters from your favorite English-translated Japanese visual novels.

Looking for a challenge? Our server is so hardcore that you’ll need to be in Japanese locale just to survive. But don’t worry, if you get stuck, just read the Readme or check out our handy dandy 4chan-vn-help guide. And if all else fails, just copy and paste those error messages into DeepL and hope for the best.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with e-celeb drama that will make your head spin. Who will be the next big Minecraft star? Will it be you? Only time will tell.

So why wait? Join us on this crazy adventure where the only limit is your imagination. Just be sure to use spoiler tags when discussing plot twists, because things can get pretty wild around here. See you on the other side, blockheads!

Crafty Clerk’s Checkout: Where even the grocery store clerk takes a break to check you out in Minecraft!

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2975
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Buildings Constructed:	48	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Picture this: a grocery store clerk taking a break, puffing on a Juul, and checking you out while you mine for diamonds. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server for the chance to merge your body with oncoming traffic in the most epic game of chicken you’ll ever play. Who needs boring old mobs when you can dodge cars and trucks instead? Plus, our community is full of quirky characters like the Juul-puffing clerk who will make your Minecraft experience one to remember.

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild ride that you won’t find anywhere else. Just be sure to watch out for that oncoming traffic!

WienerCraft: Where anime characters use German names and build epic worlds!

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1756
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Zombie Dances:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that stick to the same old English names for everything? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so wacky that even the anime and manga characters use German names! That’s right, you’ll be mining with Hans and crafting with Helga in no time.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Enderman, Klaus, who wears lederhosen and loves to polka dance while teleporting around. And don’t even get us started on the Creeper, Dieter, who explodes in a shower of sauerkraut and bratwurst.

Join us on this wild ride of a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many schnitzels). Prost!

CraftyBlockz: Because Minecraft is the real trial of building and survival!

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1254
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Ores Mined:	8966	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like the OJ trial of Minecraft! Join us for a wild ride full of twists, turns, and unexpected betrayals. Will you be the one to find the real culprit behind the missing redstone? Or will you be framed for a crime you didn’t commit? Only on our server will you experience the thrill of a courtroom showdown while building your dream castle. So come on down and join us for the most dramatic Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Blocky Bully Bash: Where Creepers are the Least of Your Worries!

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2658
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Crops Grown:	1269	Endless Night Skies:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9331	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Buildings Constructed:	40
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

Are you tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you crave a unique and twisted gaming experience? Look no further than our server, where you can immerse yourself in a world where sadistic women rule the land and bully you into submission.

Join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive the wrath of these ruthless ladies. Who knows, you might even develop a strange masochistic desire to be mistreated in the virtual world. So come on, join our server and let the madness begin!

Mooshroom Madness: Where the Cows Are Brown and the Creepers Are Confused

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4438
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Love Letters Sent:	16
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9070	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7

Are you tired of boring old red mushrooms in Minecraft? Well, our server is here to shake things up with BROWN mushrooms! That’s right, forget everything you thought you knew about mushrooms because these bad boys are BROWN and ready to party. The prophecy has spoken and it demands perfectly BROWN mushrooms for the ultimate gaming experience. Join our server now and witness the magic of the BROWN mushroom revolution!

CraftyNikke’s LOL Mine #2110

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4884
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Secret Passages Found:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	424	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous server out there!

Join us for our 1.5th Anniversary Popularity Poll where you can vote for the weirdest mob to be added to the game! And don’t miss our 1.5th Anniversary Stream, where we’ll be revealing our top-secret plans for a giant cake-shaped world!

But that’s not all – we have optimization updates that will make your Minecraft experience smoother than a buttered pig sliding down a rainbow! And don’t forget about our current events like “ONE MORE TIME” where you have to defeat a horde of dancing zombies in disco armor!

Join now and get exclusive access to our Special Recruit Bay, where you can recruit a llama with a jetpack and a monocle! And coming soon, our upcoming Special Recruit will be a talking potato that shoots laser beams from its eyes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).