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Crafty Degenerates: Where Minecraft meets mayhem in hilarious ways!

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8487
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Villages Defended:	14	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even Satan himself is jealous! That’s right, he’s probably rotting in HELL right now because he couldn’t handle the craziness of our server.

Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, and a community of players who are as crazy as a creeper on caffeine. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, just to spice things up.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see why even the devil himself can’t resist the madness of our Minecraft server!

Crafty McLaughy’s Block Party: Where the Creepers are Tight and the Doci-ness is on Point!

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7061
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4012
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Farms Harvested:	878	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler! Our community is so docile, you’ll feel like you’re playing Minecraft in a zen garden.

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. Our server is so wild, we once had a player ride a pig off a cliff and survive by landing in a pool of lava – true story!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything – on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics).

The Derpy Diamond Digging Dorks Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3194
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Divine Spears Created:	22
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	154	Mines Excavated:	3507
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Crops Grown:	6369
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Are you tired of boring old tower defense games that are too easy and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft server for the most insane, over-the-top, and downright ridiculous tower defense game you’ve ever played.

Picture this: you’re defending your base from hordes of zombie chickens, skeleton cows, and creeper pigs. But wait, there’s a twist! The zombies are wearing top hats, the skeletons are breakdancing, and the creepers are armed with water guns. Can you handle the madness?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for playing the accordion. And rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted disco ball.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today for a tower defense experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the outrageous, and the downright hilarious.

Crafty Conundrums: Would You Rather

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4144
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	162
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can choose your own adventure! Want to be a hero and take down a murderer? Go for it! But wait, what if you want to keep that murderer alive instead? Well, we’ve got just the challenge for you. Lock them up in solitary confinement, pump them full of anti-psychotics, and watch as they age gracefully until their final days. And don’t forget about the grand finale – keep their corpse in a fridge for 3 whole months before giving them a proper burial. It’s a wild ride of suspense and insanity, so join us today for a truly unforgettable experience!

Creepin’ and Craftin’ with a side of boy- ACK! Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5338
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Enchantments Applied:	152	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to not be a boy-kissing dog! We had one player who couldn’t follow this simple rule and let’s just say they got owned real quick. But don’t worry, we have plenty of other reasons to join our server.

Do you like building giant statues of potatoes? Well, we have a whole potato-themed district just for you! And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can try to find the secret underground potato lair filled with treasure (and maybe a few angry potatoes).

But wait, there’s more! We have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, a petting zoo with creepers (don’t worry, they’re defused), and a dance party every Friday night in the Nether realm. So come join us and have a blast on our crazy, chaotic, and potato-filled server!

Anon’s Block Party: Server No. 916813501 – Where Creepers Fear to Tread!

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8527
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	New Chunks Explored:	334658
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Invisible Walls Found:	1

ired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the pigs ride on creepers and the chickens wear diamond armor? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most ridiculous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a giant talking mushroom who will guide you through our enchanted forest filled with dancing skeletons and singing Endermen. Want to build a house made entirely of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers? Why not!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken so rare and majestic that its feathers are made of pure diamond. Rumor has it that whoever captures the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most insane, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a TNT house, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

Crafty Cops & Crazy Creations: Where Police Don’t Patrol Your Parts!

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2225
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Are you tired of getting griefed by the law enforcement in your virtual world? Look no further, because on our server, the cops are too busy chasing chickens to bother you! Join us for a wild ride where the only law is the law of the pickaxe. Build your own empire and watch out for those pesky pigs trying to steal your diamonds. So come on down to our server and say goodbye to police brutality and hello to blocky freedom!

CraftyChampion: ‘/ourguy/ always on top!’

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1211
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	984	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the admins are total noobs? Well, look no further because /ourguy/ is here to save the day! Our admin is basically a Minecraft god, building epic structures with one hand while PvPing like a boss with the other.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a herd of rainbow-colored sheep riding pigs around spawn. Why, you ask? Because our admin thought it would be hilarious, that’s why! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are busting out some sick dance moves.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the legendary Diamond Chicken. Rumor has it that if you manage to tame one, it will lay diamond eggs for you to use as currency in our virtual marketplace.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness that is /ourguy/. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocky McBlockface: Where Even the Pixels Have Eyes

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3219
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	6600	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the curse of turning your hobbies into relationships and neglecting your wife!

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where your dreams come to life, but don’t worry, your wife won’t be left behind. In fact, she might even join you on epic adventures and build the most epic base together!

Say goodbye to the curse of neglecting your loved ones and say hello to a world where your hobbies and relationships can coexist harmoniously. Join now and start building a stronger bond with your wife, one block at a time!

Blocky Booty Adventures: No Full-On Sex, Just Good Clean Fun!

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1324
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Look no further, because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or couch, if you’re watching in the living room).

Our server is so epic, it’s like the Minecraft version of Gantz! You never know what crazy challenges or adventures await you around every corner. But don’t worry, we keep it PG-13 so you won’t have to worry about any awkward moments with your housemates. So come on, join us and experience the ultimate Minecraft thrill ride!