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GeneCraft: Pron Nemesis

Arch nemesis, biology, chromosomes, Dna, ENEMY, Evolution, GeneCraft, Genes, genetic code, genetic disorders, genetic expression, genetic makeup, genetic research, genetic traits, genetic variation, genetics, heredity, mutation, nemesis, Pron, Science

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8191
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Potions Brewed:	72	Royal Courts Attended:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

lol join dis server if u want to battle ur genes arch nemesis: pron!!! we got epic battles where u can fight pron monsters and show ur genes who’s boss. also, u can build ur own pron-proof base and protect urself from the evil genes. plus, we have a secret underground lab where u can create ur own mutant genes to fight against pron. come join us and show ur genes who’s the real boss in dis crazy minecraft server!!!

TinyHobbitIsland

ancient humans, anthropology, archaeology, Bone, evolutionary biology, Excavation, Flores Island, Fossil discovery, Hobbit, hominid, Homo floresiensis, human evolution, Indonesian history, Indonesian island, island life, Paleontology, prehistoric, scientific research, Southeast Asia, tiny species, TinyHobbitIsland

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3812
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	6

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got hobbits running around like it’s the Shire up in here! Forget them regular old humans, we got tiny ancient humans straight outta Indonesia up in this server!

Imagine mining for diamonds and stumbling upon a lil’ hobbit village, where they be trading mushrooms for emeralds and riding on baby dragons! It’s like a whole new level of Minecraft, fam!

And get this, the hobbits are actually super OP warriors, like they may be small but they pack a punch! You’ll be teaming up with these tiny legends to take down the Ender Dragon in no time!

So what you waiting for? Join this server and live out your wildest hobbit fantasies, cuz ain’t no other server like this one, fo’ real!

JewCraft Minecraft Server

finding purpose, identity crisis, Jewcraft, Jewish, Jewish community, Jewish culture, Jewish heritage, Manipulation, mental health, Minecraft, overcoming negative beliefs, Satan, seeking help, SELF AWARENESS, self harm, self improvement, self loathing, self reflection, self-acceptance, Server, struggling with identity, suicidal thoughts, toxic beliefs

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3526
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8899
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of feeling like a Jewish monster in the real world? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, you can be whoever you want to be! Join us and leave your Jewish toxins behind as you embark on epic adventures and build amazing structures.

On our server, you can be a hero, a villain, or even a unicorn if you want! No need to an hero here, just let your creativity run wild and escape from the real world for a while. Plus, Satan won’t be manipulating you here, unless you count the occasional creeper explosion as his doing.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave your Jewish monster self behind. Who knows, you might even find a new sense of purpose and community among our players. Let’s craft away those toxic feelings and build a better world together!

WhatTheCraft SMP: Seriously, Why is this so Damn Difficult?

10. Application, 11. Rust, 12. Microcode changes, 13. Industrial cooling system, 14. Gaming, 15. Technology, 16. Hardware, 17. Overclocking, 18. Benchmarking, 19. Tech support, 2. 10 core, 20. Innovation, 3. Faster, 4. 3D cache, 5. Latency, 6. AMD, 7. Memory controllers, 8. Productivity, 9. Performance, CPU, damn, Difficult, smp, WhatTheCraft

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3938
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Towns Built:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	66

Are you tired of choosing between CPUs that may or may not burn your house down? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for the chance to build your dream base without the fear of your CPU causing a fire hazard. Our server offers a 10 (or more) core CPU that will make your gaming experience smoother than a baby’s bottom. Say goodbye to weird 3D cache fuckery and hello to fast boot times and low latency. Plus, our server is so fast, it’ll make your productivity soar to new heights. Don’t settle for CPUs that may or may not rust or require industrial cooling systems – join us for the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience!

BlockCraftMemes

BlockCraftMemes, childhood advice, childhood memories, childhood teachings, Family Values, generational wisdom, guidance, impactful guidance, life advice, life lessons, Memories, passed down, Reflection, resonates, timeless advice, traditional advice, upbringing, valuable lessons, wisdom, words of wisdom, words to live by

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3300
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Mines Excavated:	1558	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	89	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

Remember when your mom told you to always look both ways before crossing the street? Well, on our Minecraft server, you better look both ways before mining that diamond because you never know when a creeper might sneak up on you! Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you navigate through treacherous caves, build epic structures, and fend off mobs with your trusty sword. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that will make you the richest player in all the land. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the adventure begin!

Redstone Generals: Busted & Blockaded

Accountability, arrested, Blockaded, bribery, BUSTED, Corruption, Defense, embezzlement, Ethics, fraud, Generals, Government, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, legal action, misconduct, Redstone, russian military, scandal, SECURITY, senior officials, transparency, wrongdoing

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4593
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5430	Potions Brewed:	24
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Meteorites Collected:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where you can build your own military base and arrest corrupt officials like these two russian dudes did. they got caught takin’ bribes and stuff, but on our server, you can be the hero and take down corrupt peeps left and right. plus, we got flying pigs and rainbow unicorns for mounts. why wouldn’t you wanna join? come on, let’s get crazy together!

MediocreMedMC: 49% Accurate!

Accuracy, Accurate, ai, AI in healthcare, AI limitations, Artificial Intelligence, chatgpt, Diagnosis, diagnosis accuracy, findings, Healthcare, healthcare industry, healthcare professionals, Human Element, IMPORTANCE, INFORMATION, medical conditions, medical information, MediocreMedMC, research, study, Technology

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7415
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Potions Brewed:	194
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

So, like, this server is like, totally lit, you know? It’s like ChatGPT but for Minecraft, except way more accurate. Like, our AI can diagnose your Minecraft character’s conditions with a 49% accuracy rate, which is like, better than flipping a coin, right?

Join our server for the most hilarious medical misdiagnoses you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Who needs a doctor when you have our AI telling you that your character has a rare case of exploding block syndrome or diamond deficiency? It’s like WebMD but for blocky adventures!

Don’t rely on boring old human doctors for your Minecraft health needs, come to our server for a good laugh and some questionable medical advice. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll discover a new condition that only exists in the world of Minecraft. It’s like a virtual medical mystery waiting to be solved!

Minecraft server: DawntrailCraft XIV

All Worlds Maintenance, Balmung, Braaskin map, Dawntrail General, DawntrailCraft, Famfrit, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Girl’s Last Tour, Lavender Beds, Linkshells, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moonfire Faire, patch notes, Resources, Server, Solution Nine, Spooky Club, Wuk Laminion Edition, x files, XIV

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4744
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Love Letters Sent:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Emeralds Found:	6934
Alien Abductions:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride on Wuk Laminion Edition, where the patch notes are more exciting than a rollercoaster!

We’ve got resources, free companies, and linkshells that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. And don’t even get us started on our meetups – from spooky clubs to Braaskin maps, we’ve got it all!

But wait, there’s more! We’re having a Moonfire Faire that will make you question if you’re still in the Minecraft world or if you’ve been transported to a Final Fantasy game. So mark your calendars and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Join us now and let the insanity begin! Just remember, once you enter Wuk Laminion Edition, there’s no turning back. It’s like Hotel California, but with more diamonds and less Eagles.

PinballWizardMC SMP

arcade games, classic pinball, gaming culture, niche hobby, pinball collectors, pinball community, pinball enthusiasts, pinball history, pinball machine customization, pinball machine gameplay, pinball machine maintenance, pinball machine parts, pinball machine repair, pinball machine restoration, pinball machine upgrades, pinball machines, pinball machines for sale, pinball tournaments, PinballWizardMC, retro gaming, smp, vintage pinball

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9097
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a pinball machine on steroids!

Join us for a wild ride where you never know what crazy contraption or prank your fellow players will come up with next. We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of TNT!

Our server is so unique that even the creepers are doing double takes. From giant pixel art statues of famous memes to secret underground lairs filled with treasure, there’s never a dull moment in our world.

So why wait? Join us today and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

SMP SuicideWatch – Minecraft SMP

Communication, coping strategies, depression, Grief, intervention, Loss, mental health, mental health education, Mental health resources, mental illness, Minecraft, seeking help, self harm, smp, stigma, suicidal thoughts, suicide awareness, Suicide prevention, suicide risk factors, SuicideWatch, Support, Therapy, warning signs

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1350
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Votes:	3516
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Buildings Constructed:	14
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

We’ve got a player who built a rollercoaster that accidentally launched them into the sky and they had to be rescued by a team of flying pigs. Another player tried to tame a pack of wolves but ended up getting chased around by them for hours. And don’t even get us started on the time someone accidentally turned their house into a giant lava pit.

So if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen and where chaos reigns supreme, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to always keep a bucket of water handy. Trust us, you’re not going to want to miss out on this crazy ride!