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Minecraft SMP: Anon, please, we have simply invited you to this block party

Anon, BLOCK, Communication, Conversation, Desires, dialogue, discussion, ENGAGEMENT, Feedback, Hear, ideas, INPUT, invited, Minecraft, Mr. Anon, Opinions, Participation, Party, Perspectives, please, sharing, Simply, smp, Thoughts, Thread

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2912
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
New Chunks Explored:	730025	Towns Built:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, treasure hunts for diamond-encrusted golden carrots, and even a quest to find the legendary enchanted toilet seat of power! Trust us, you won’t find anything like this anywhere else.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is actually run by a group of sentient llamas who communicate through interpretive dance. Yes, you heard that right. So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of llama magic. See you there!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Belly, bride, CHANGE, Conflict, controversy, decision, disagreement, Displeased, family, fashion, groom, husband, Marriage, maternity, Minecraft, mother-in-law, names, opinion, Pregnant, Server, wedding dress, WeddingCraft

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5762
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Dimension Hops:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Enchantments Applied:	216	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	31	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Are you tired of dealing with judgmental in-laws and a husband who can’t handle a little belly action? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual escape where you can show off your pregnant belly in whatever dress you please without fear of being called names. Our community is all about embracing individuality and freedom of expression, so come on in and let your bump shine! Plus, rumor has it that our pixelated midwives are top-notch and can help deliver your blocky bundle of joy in no time. Don’t let anyone dull your sparkle, especially not in the world of Minecraft!

NoParty4DaughterBirthday

advice, Birthday Party, Boundaries, celebration, church friends, Communication, DAUGHTER, exhaustion, family, Frustration, Guilt, husband, MIL, mother-in-law, NoParty4DaughterBirthday, parenting, party planning, relationships, Respect, Support

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5668
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Towns Built:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of unwanted guests crashing your Minecraft parties and trashing your virtual house? Look no further, join our server where we guarantee no MILs or church friends will ever show up uninvited!

Our server is a safe space where you can celebrate your virtual baby’s birthday without worrying about strangers feeding them virtual food against your wishes. Say goodbye to oversized or undersized virtual clothes being forced upon your Minecraft kids!

Join us and experience a world where boundaries are respected, where your virtual carpets stay clean, and where you can actually enjoy your virtual celebrations without the drama. Plus, our server is MIL-approved, so you can rest assured that your virtual family gatherings will be drama-free!

Don’t cry over spilled virtual wine, come join us and let’s build a virtual world where you can finally have some peace and quiet. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast on our Minecraft server? See you there!

CraftyBlockFest – Where players unite to mine, build, and party!

BUILD, community event, CraftyBlockFest, cross-cultural exchange, cultural tradition, festive activities, global celebration, global celebration day, global festivities, global harmony, global holiday, global holiday activities, global holiday celebration, global holiday customs, global holiday event, global holiday tradition, global solidarity, global unity, international observance, new holiday, Party, Players, unite, unity and diversity, worldwide holiday

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9093
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Votes:	6286

Are you tired of the same old boring holidays? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to bring you the most epic holiday of all time – National Creeper Day!

On this special day, everyone will gather in the virtual world of Minecraft to celebrate our explosive friends, the creepers. We will have creeper-themed parties, build giant creeper statues, and even have a fireworks display that will make you say “BOOM!”

But that’s not all! To truly embrace the spirit of National Creeper Day, all players must wear creeper costumes and speak only in creeper language (ssssssssssss). And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a real-life creeper roaming around the server (just be sure to run away before it explodes)!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and get ready to celebrate National Creeper Day like never before! Trust us, it’s going to be a blast!

ISIS_BlockParty

air strikes, airstrikes, CASUALTIES, Combat, Conflict, extremism, iraq, Iraq War, Isis, ISIS_BlockParty, ISLAMIC STATE, MIDDLE EAST, militants, military operation, SECURITY, Terrorism, violence, War on Terror

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5265
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	171	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where you can unleash your inner warrior like the brave soldiers in iraq taking down ISIS members! we’ve got crazy airstrikes happening all the time, with 14 enemies taken out in one go! imagine the chaos and excitement as you battle it out in our virtual world, feeling like a total badass. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and show off your skills in epic battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat. who needs real life when you can have this kind of thrill in minecraft?!

ChillCraft: Where Cold Coffee = Warm Beer

alcohol, Beer, Beverages, Brews, caffeine fix, Chillcraft, chilled drinks, coffee, cold, Cold brew, Cold coffee, comparison, drinks, iced coffee, lager, refreshment, Room temperature, same temperature, Similarity, Stout, Temperature, Warm, warm beer

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9857
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Enchantments Applied:	147
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	54	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Zombie Dances:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server where cold coffee and warm beer have da same temp! like, whaaat?! it’s like a whole new level of mind-blowing shiz, man.

We got pigs that can fly, cows that can rap, and chickens that do the cha-cha slide. u ain’t never seen anything like it, i swear.

And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party. it’s lit, fam. we got creepers breakdancing, zombies doing the moonwalk, and skeletons twerking. it’s a sight to behold, i tell ya.

So come on over and join da fun! who needs reality when u can have cold coffee and warm beer at da same temp on our server? it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.

VultureBFFs: Aged & Wise

aged, aging, aging patterns, aging process, Animal Behavior, animal friendships, avian aging, avian studies, bird behavior, food finding, food sources, foraging behavior, Friendship Dynamics, older vultures, scavengers, selective friendships, set in their ways, social bonds, social networks, stronger bonds, VultureBFFs, Wildlife research, Wise

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7034
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Love Letters Sent:	14	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37

so, like, this server is like a bunch of old vultures chillin’ together in minecraft, ya know? we got these older vultures makin’ super tight friendships and like, they know all the best spots to find food cause they been around the block a few times, ya feel me? they’re all set in their ways, just like your grandpa who refuses to use a smartphone. so if you wanna join a server where the vultures are wise and the friendships are strong, then come on over and hang with us. we promise you won’t regret it, unless you’re a mouse or something. then you might regret it a little. but hey, that’s life, amirite?

Mind Hype: The Server That’s Been Kicking Since Before Kim Kardashian’s First Marriage.

Build Gallery., Claims, Coreprotect, Cross-Play, Discord, economy plugin, Grief, hype, Kardashians, kicking, Kim, Las Vegas, Marriage, Mind, Protection, Public, rules, Server, Shops, smp, statistics, Survival, Vanilla, Web map, Whitelist

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5376
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6599
Meteorites Collected:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	452	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Star Shards Collected:	65
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Server IP	play.minedhype.com
Website	https://minedhype.com
Location	Las Vegas, Nevada (US WEST)
Server Host	PUBCS.com
Java Version	1.21 – 1.21.1
Bedrock Version	1.20.80 – 1.21.3

Overview:

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How long has the server been running?	The server has been running for over 5 years.
Are there any rules for the server?	You can find server info and rules at https://minedhype.com/minecraft
Can I join the server on both Java and Bedrock platforms?	Yes, the server supports cross-play between Java and Bedrock versions.
Is there a shopping district on the server?	Yes, there is a public shopping district where players can have a shop. You can find more information at https://minedhype.com/shops.

HellCraft Minecraft Server

alien insects, co-op, contested planets, crossplay, Democracy, Escalation of Freedom Update, Freedom’s Flame, Galaxy, HELLCRAFT, Helldivers, Liberation, Magicka, Minecraft, PC, procedurally generated, PS5, PvE, Robots, Server, Setting, Shooter, time limit, Warbond

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3555
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15

Are you tired of fighting the same old zombies and creepers in Minecraft? Well, come join our server, where you can fight against hordes of alien insects and robots to Spread Democracy! That’s right, in our server, you’ll be waging war on contested planets, liberating galaxies, and cooperating with other players to achieve ultimate victory.

But that’s not all! Our server is so intense that it makes other servers look like a walk in the park. With procedurally generated areas, time constraints, and a whole lot of chaos, you’ll never have a dull moment. Plus, with our Escalation of Freedom Update, you’ll be on the edge of your seat with every mission.

So why wait? Join our server now and become a true Crossplay Chad. Who needs zombies when you can have alien insects and robots to battle? Let’s spread some democracy and have a blast while doing it!

ChainsawManiac Minecraft SMP

action, Adventure, chainsaw, chainsaw man, ChainsawManiac, dark fantasy, Demon, Ears erased, erased, Gore, Hear No Evil, Horror, Manga, Minecraft, Mouths erased, Mystery, seinen, SHONEN, smp, Speak no evil, Supernatural, violence

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8692
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Enchantments Applied:	72
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Ores Mined:	4481
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! On our server, we have a rule that will have you laughing your blocky head off – Ears erased, hear no evil! That’s right, we’ve magically erased everyone’s ears so you can’t hear any of the crazy shenanigans happening around you.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve also erased everyone’s mouths so you can’t speak any evil either. No more trash talking or gossiping allowed on this server! And as for the mysterious ??? erased?????? rule…well, you’ll just have to join to find out what that’s all about.

Join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and trying to communicate through interpretive dance because words are so last season. Who needs ears and mouths when you have a whole new level of ridiculousness to experience on our server? So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos of our earless, mouthless, and mysterious ??? erased?????? Minecraft SMP!